Food quotes

“- Lincoln Hawk: You know, if you're hungry, there's a great place up here for good steak. What do you say we stop?
- Michael Cutler: Sir, you're going to be the victim of cholesterol poisoning. Later in life, you'll just start to rot away.
- Lincoln Hawk: You're just full of good humor, aren't ya Mike?”
Sylvester Stallone - Lincoln Hawk
David Mendenhall - Michael Cutler

“- Paul Wheeler: Honey... sugar...
- Esther Wheeler: Stop calling me food!”

Bruce Altman - Paul Wheeler
Kathy Baker - Esther Wheeler

“Give me the meanest steak you got! Rare, and I mean rare! Just de-horn it, wipe its butt and send it in.”
William H. Macy - Chappy

“- Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
- Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
- Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.”
Kevin Jamal Woods - Stymie
Zachary Mabry - Porky
Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

“Don't forget the bacon.”
Sir Charlie Chaplin - The Lone Prospector

“Would you like something to eat? Something to nibble? Apricots, soaked in honey? Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting like apricots and makes them taste like honey... and if you wanted honey, you could just... buy honey. Instead of apricots. But nevertheless they're yours if you want them.”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker

“Do you really want to fall in love with someone who doesn't appreciate a good cheeseburger?”
Blake Steury - Pat

“- Aunt Agnes: Have you been urinating in the soup again?
- Hudson Junior: There will be worse to come, madam, in the main course and the pudding.”
Prunella Scales - Aunt Agnes
Frank Finlay - Hudson Junior

“- Store Owner: Reggie, how many times do I have to tell you to open the potato chips after you pay for them?
- Reggie: Well, you're gonna have to tell me that all the time, 'cause I like potato chips.”
Robert MacBeth - Store Owner
Mike Epps - Reggie

“- John Gustafson: This milk has chunks in it.
- Max Goldman: What's your point?”
Jack Lemmon - John Gustafson
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“You can't have complaints there's not enough cheese in the cheese sandwiches. I mean, if there's no cheese in a cheese sandwich, that's basically just two slices of bread.”
Tom Greening - Gord Brody

“- Linda Loman: I bought a new kind of American-type cheese. And - it's whipped.
- William 'Willy' Loman: Why do you get American when I want Swiss?
- Linda Loman: I thought you'd like a change.
- William 'Willy' Loman: I don't want a change! I want Swiss cheese! Why am I always being contradicted?
- Linda Loman: Well, I wanted it to be a surprise.”
Kate Reid - Linda Loman
Dustin Hoffman - William 'Willy' Loman

“- Mr. Pizzacoli: A trained dolphin could do a better job than you two!
- Jesse Montgomery III: Yeah, but then the pizzas would get all wet.”

John Toles-Bey - Mr. Pizzacoli
Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III

“Chinese food and a pizza? With your stomach, I'm surprised you weren't shot breaking into the Pepto-Bismol factory.”

Tracey Ullman - Frenchy

“You're going to eat a lot more fasolia beans, Billy Baby, before you taste - hamburger again. Cause you broke the law, man, and you got caught.”
Randy Quaid - Jimmy Booth

“I think the end of the world just came for that bag of Fritos I had in my pants pocket.”
Scott Wilson - Capt. Billy Cutshaw

“- Dorothea: No wonder we're not gettin' anywhere! Get some of this food off the boat!
- Vivian: But I need it to live!”
Myra J. - Dorothea
Nell Carter - Vivian

“Promise me you will not spend this on food.”

Clint Eastwood - Steve Everett

“It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.”
DJ Qualls - Kyle

“- Albaby Perkins: You're gonna eat this shit?
- Buck McGriff: No, I'm gonna fuck it.”
Gregory Hines - Albaby Perkins
Willem Dafoe - Buck McGriff

“- Det. Hazeltine: So DeCosta represents your father, and you scarf all of this junk food to fulfill an oral longing for your mother's breasts, which incidentally are 70% fat.
- Det. Barzak: That's great, Frank. First, you ruin food for me; now you gotta ruin tits.”
Billy Dee Williams - Det. Hazeltine
Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak

“Do look. Oh, look! Look at that ridiculous American monstrosity they've given the child. What do they call them? Knickerbocker glories. Oh! It's amazing. They can even vulgarize ice cream.”
Maggie Smith - Lady Hester Random

“I don't know about you, but speaking for myself, I could murder a pork chop.”
Ron Cook - Richard D'Oyly Carte

“Joey, after a girl's had a taste of mink, she can't go back to pastrami.”

Ann Reinking - Troubles Moran

“- Patty: Hey, Marcie, this is real nice!
- Marcie: It's a whole lot better than peanut butter sandwiches, sir.
- Patty: What do you think they'll feed us in France?
- Marcie: Probably peanut butter on French bread, sir.”

Roseline Rubens - Patty
Casey Carlson - Marcie