Food quotes

“- Real Toby: I think one might be lime. One might be like mint.
- Real Harvey: You can tell that by just looking at them?
- Real Toby: Not me. I have to put it in my mouth first.”

Toby Radloff - Real Toby
Harvey Pekar - Real Harvey

“- Sally: Lunch!
- Evil Scientist: Mm, what's this?
[sniffs]
- Evil Scientist: Wormswort! Mmm...
[prepares to take a bite but then sniffs suspiciously]
- Evil Scientist: ... And frog's breath?
- Sally: What's wrong? I thought you liked frog's breath.
- Evil Scientist: Nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath! Until you taste it, I won't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Catherine O'Hara - Sally
William Hickey - Evil Scientist

“Nothing like a stiff to make me crave Chinese food!”

Kenneth McMillan - Frank Crotty

“Now hear this. It is dangerous to leave moisturising cream in the refrigerator, as it could be mistaken for mayonaisse. That is all.”
Richard R. Grant - Clifford

“- Waiter on Train: What would you like for dinner?
- William Lightbody: Toast.
- Waiter on Train: And how would you like that, sir?
- William Lightbody: Toasted.”
D. Anthony Pender - Waiter on Train
Matthew Broderick - William Lightbody

“- Alsatia Zevo: I'm very disappointed that you never once had an applesauce sandwich on your menu.
- Joe at Cafeteria: Applesauce? Miss Zevo, the sandwich will get all soggy.
- Alsatia Zevo: Oh, I don't mind.
- Joe at Cafeteria: I make you one tomorrow, okay?
- Alsatia Zevo: Okay, thank you very much.”
Joan Cusack - Alsatia Zevo
Manny Portel - Joe at Cafeteria

“He's trying to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts. He brought me the unsalted nuts. The unsalted nuts make me choke!”

Anne Ramsey - Momma

“- Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot!
- Froggy: Actually, it's a sneaker!”
Brittany Ashton Holmes - Darla
Jordan Warkol - Froggy

“- Melanie the Waitress: What do you want in your omelette, sir?
- Martin Q. Blank: Nothing in the omelette, nothing at all.
- Melanie the Waitress: Well, that's not technically an omelette.
- Martin Q. Blank: Look, I don't want to get into a semantic argument, I just want the protein.”
Wendy Thorlakson - Melanie the Waitress
John Cusack - Martin Q. Blank

“- James Humphrey: You're cutting into his butt!
- Frank Miller: Well what sort of meat do you want?
- James Humphrey: Well not butt!”
Matt Stone - James Humphrey
Jason McHugh - Frank Miller

“I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino, I should have had you get me three of these things!”

Gary Busey - Pappas

“- Susan Parrish: Do you love making love to me?
- Joe Black: Yes.
- Susan Parrish: More than peanut butter?
- Joe Black: Yes. Much more.”
Claire Forlani - Susan Parrish
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“- Johnny Dangerously: Whatcha cookin' here ma?
- Ma Kelly: Beer.
- Johnny Dangerously: With noodles! Great idea!”

Michael Keaton - Johnny Dangerously
Maureen Stapleton - Ma Kelly

“- Carter: Damn, Chin, this is some greasy shit. You ain't got no better food, like some chicken wings, some baby back ribs, some fries or something?
- Chin: Chinese food, no soul food here!
- Carter: I didn't say nothin' 'bout no soul food, I said you got some better food. I don't want that greasy shit. How you gonna sell a big box of grease?”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Albert Wong - Chin

“I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I hate it when food touches! I'm a military man, you understand...” (continue)(continue reading)
LL Cool J - Captain Patrick Zevo

“- Hanson: All right, who's ready for a wing?
- Dwight: Yours or the turkey's?”

Chris Elliott - Hanson
David Cross - Dwight

“- Woman in Restaurant: Monsieur, is this what I ordered?
- Secondo: Yes, that is the Risotto. It is a special recipe that my brother and I bring from Italy. It's delicious, I promise.
- Woman in Restaurant: It took so long, I thought you went back to Italy to get it.”
Caroline Aaron - Woman in Restaurant
Stanley Tucci - Secondo

“- Bob: Hey, dogs, you got any edibles? Any nibbley-dibbleys?
- Flealick: Eh, we got a carpet here with some nice spaghetti stains.
- Nigel: But we can't keep licking the carpet, can we, Alan?”
Steven Alexander Wright - Bob
Adam Goldberg - Flealick
Eddie Barth - Nigel

“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.”
Will Ferrell - Buddy

“- Sue: There's a ton of food.
- Walt Kowalski: Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog.
- Sue: No worries, we only eat cats.”
Ahney Her - Sue
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“- Cop: Hey Graham, you want some sushi?
- Tom Graham: No thanks. If I get a craving for mercury, I'll eat a thermometer.”
Michael Leopard - Cop
Harvey Keitel - Lt. Tom Graham

“- Jeremy Grey: Todd, I notice you haven't even touched your food yet.
- Todd Cleary: I don't eat meat or fish.
- Grandma Mary Cleary: He's a homo.”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Keir O'Donnell - Todd Cleary
Ellen Albertini Dow - Grandma Mary Cleary

“- Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.
- Diego: I don't eat junk food.”
John Leguizamo - Sid
Denis Colin Leary - Diego

“- Franklin Laszlo: Where are your donuts?
- Todd: Sir, we're a gourmet market.
- Franklin Laszlo: Okay, where are your gourmet donuts?”
Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
Shawn Macdonald - Todd

“Breathe out... slowly... do not gulp. If you do not breathe correctly, you do not move correctly. Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work.”

Joel Grey - Chiun