Food quotes

“- Oliver Martin: What's your stance on pancakes?
- Emily Friehl: I am pro-pancakes.”
Ashton Kutcher - Oliver Martin
Amanda Peet - Emily Friehl

“That is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive food, they wear the food!”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“- Splinter: Their world can never be ours.
- Michaelangelo: Uh... Not even pizza?
- Splinter: Pizza's okay.”
Kevin Clash - Splinter
Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo

“- Mrs. Bliss: [preparing banana split] Crushed nuts?
- Sticks: No, spina bifida.”
Nancy Plank - Mrs. Bliss
Michael Jeter - Sticks

“Billy had been right. Once you smell someone fryin'... you can't ever think clearly again.”
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts

“- Gord Brody: Why do you guys always have roast beef?
- Jim Brody: Boo-hoo. Little Lord Fauntleroy's tummy hurts because there's too much roast beef in it.
- Gord Brody: It's just boring.
[opens bag, pulls out a chicken sandwich]
- Gord Brody: I'm eating a chicken sandwich.”
Tom Greening - Gord Brody
Rip Torn - Jim Brody

“- Vince: Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faggot!
- Brian O'Conner: I like the tuna here.
- Vince: Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here!”
Matt Schulze - Vince
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner

“Secret's in the sauce.”
Cicely Tyson - Sipsey

“Don't know why anybody'd eat unsalted butter. Might as well eat Vaseline. Got about as much flavor.”
Irma P. Hall - Aunt T.

“- Mrs. Judd: You can't work on an empty stomach.
- William Schwenck Gilbert: I can't work at all, Mrs. Judd, if I'm being constantly pestered by interfering women with hot beef tea, cold compresses, mustard poultices, and excessive attacks of philanthropic zeal.”
Kate Doherty - Mrs. Judd
Jim Broadbent - William Schwenck Gilbert

“There's something about the icecream truck that makes kids lose it. And they can hear that shit from ten blocks away. They don't hear their mothers calling but they hear that motherfucking icecream truck.”
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“No matter what they tell you, you can never have too much sugar.”
John Travolta - Michael

“The only fish I wanna see is on a plate with a piece of lemon.”
Harold Perrineau - Henry

“- Natalie Scheffer: Everything on the menu was made with curd. Curd this, curd that. I mean, I ordered a hamburger and I got a ten-minute lecture on animal rights from the waitress. And the guy in the play was half naked!
- Joe Scheffer: What? Which half?”
Hayden Panettiere - Natalie Scheffer
Tim Allen - Joe Scheffer

“- Primo: Give people time, they will learn.
- Secondo: This is a restaurant! This is not a fucking school!”
Tony Shalhoub - Primo
Stanley Tucci - Secondo

“- Pimmie Polk: How would you like your nuts crushed?
- Boy: How would you like your tits shot off?”

Julia Montgomery - Pimmie Polk
Tim Hoskins - Boy

“- Ida Smith: Funny lookin' critters, aren't they, Vincent?
- Vincent Smith: Yeah maybe so. But you know as well as I do. It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters!”
Nancy Parsons - Ida Smith
Rory Calhoun - Vincent Smith

“We've got a brand new Japanese invention here, we call it pizza.”
Jim Metzler - William Porter

“- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: How do you like your dog?
- Diane Lightson: They're serving dog?
- Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser: No, hot dogs. Dutch country, prized Hereford winners.”

Dan Aykroyd - Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser
Demi Moore - Diane Lightson

“- Zebulun: In Egypt there's food going spare.
- Asher: They've got corn, they've got meat, they've got fruit and drinks.
- Benjamin, Dan: And if we have the time we could see the Sphinx!”
Michael Small - Zebulun
Martin Callaghan - Asher
Nick Holmes - Benjamin
Sebastien Torkia - Dan

“Remember if we win, we all get ice cream!”
John Ritter - Benjamin 'Ben' Healy, Jr.

“- Morty: Something stinks like stale French fries.
- Michael Newman: Oh yeah, that's probably me.
- Morty: You know, fast food shortens your life.”
Christopher Walken - Morty
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“I sure could use something from one or more of the basic food groups.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Ben: Hey, what's wrong?
- Andie: Nothing. It's beautiful.
- Ben: Thank you.
- Andie: You're beautiful. The game, the whole thing. It's just... I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb, little lamb... You have to take it away before I gag.”

Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- Patty Bernstein: Give me a bite of that corn dog.
- Navin: What about germs?
- Patty Bernstein: Put a rubber on it.”
Catlin Adams - Patty Bernstein
Steve Martin - Navin