Food quotes
915 food quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Miss Congeniality
“- Eric Matthews: You took your earpiece out! Vic needs you, now!
- Gracie Hart: Eric, I haven't slept in two days!
- Eric Matthews: I'll give you a cookie.
- Gracie Hart: [mumbling to herself] It better be a big one.” - From the movie: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
“- Waiter: [scoops some ice cream in Kevin McCallister's bowl] Two scoops, sir.
- Kevin McCallister: Two. Make it three, I'm not driving.” - From the movie: Red Heat
“I'm gonna get us something from all four food groups: hamburgers, french fries, coffee and doughnuts.”
- From the movie: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
“- Andie: Why do they always forget my bacon?
- Jeannie Ashcroft: I can't believe you got that guy knocked out.
- Andie: Only for a few seconds.
- Lana Jong: Andie, I am loving your notes on this piece.
- Andie: [with her mouth full] Thank you, Lana.
- Lana Jong: When are you seeing him again?
- Andie: Tonight. He's inviting me over to his house...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Nuns on the Run
- Brian Hope: I thought you were supposed to be eating fish on a Friday.
- Charlie McManus: No, you're way out of date. Vatican II said we don't have to do that anymore.
- Brian Hope: Who's "Vatican II"? The deputy pope?
- Charlie McManus: Ignoramus. You can't have a deputy pope. The pope's infallible; you can't be deputy-infallible! - From the movie: Bambi
"Eating greens is a special treat, it makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat”. I made that last part up myself.
- From the TV Series: Rough Riders
“- Gen. Joseph 'Fighting Joe' Wheeler: You stole this hog!
- Eli: We caught the gator and the snake.
- Gen. Joseph 'Fighting Joe' Wheeler: Snake?
- Eli: Footless animal stew, sir.” - From the movie: Go Tell the Spartans
“I am your friend. I have chocolate.”
- From the movie: Pulp Fiction
“- Jules Winnfield: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
- Brett: Hamburgers.
- Jules Winnfield: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.” - From the movie: The 51st State
- From the movie: Snow Dogs
“- Barb: Mostly the stuff the butcher can't sell. Hooves, lips, organs... slump.
- Ted Brooks: In Miami, we call them hot dogs.” - From the movie: That Darn Cat
“I once built a castle out of Spam.”
- From the movie: Harry and the Hendersons
“- Waiter: Would you care for some hors-d'oeuvres, sir?
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: [takes his shoe] I am on a diet, but to hell with it!”- From the movie: My Favorite Year
“Jews know two things: suffering and where to find great Chinese food.”
- From the movie: Sky High
“You know how my mom can communicate with animals? Apparently they don't like being eaten.”
- From the movie: Sleepwalkers
“No vegetables, no dessert, that's the rules.”
- From the movie: Whoops Apocalypse
“Lacrobat is the world's most wanted terrorist; he is charged with over forty acts of terrorism including three assasinations and the receipe for airline food.”
- From the movie: Click
“I guess when you combine mass quantities of cough syrup with yodels... you get acid.”
- From the movie: 3 Ninjas
“- Colt: I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum Tum because he'll eat anything.
- Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.” - From the movie: Punch-Drunk Love
“I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.”
- From the movie: Capricorn One
- From the movie: Pirates of Silicon Valley
- From the movie: The Three Musketeers
“Rochefort. Isn't that a smelly kind of cheese?”
- From the movie: Cabin Fever
“- Tommy: You wanna give me one good reason why you would steal a snickers bar.
- Bert: The nougat?”
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