Food quotes

“- Server: Spotted dick, sir?
- Roy O'Bannon: What? Can you believe this guy? I'm trying to get something to eat and he's asking me if I got the clap.”
John Owens - Server
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“This is America! I want a bowl of raw red meat, right now! Forget that! Bring me a live cow over to the table! I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Mickey: Look's like Bugsy's eaten a lot of burgers in the last ten minutes.
- Skeeter Bronson: Wow!
- Mickey: He keeps going like that, we could make bacon out of Bugsy.
[Bugsy looks at them]
- Skeeter Bronson: He's kidding, Bugsy. Take it easy.”

Russell Brand - Mickey
Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson

“- Audrey II: Feed me.
- Seymour Krelborn: Under no circumstances.
- Audrey II: Feed me.
- Seymour Krelborn: I will not, so stop asking.
- Audrey II: Feed me!
- Seymour Krelborn: No more! I can't take living with the guilt.”
Levi Stubbs - Audrey II
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn

“- Boris Pochenko: About this business at the factory...
- Joy Miller: Oh, you know what? There's no need to apologize, I know that you were cranky 'cause you didn't have your lunch. You could be hyperglycemic, you should carry a piece of cheese with you.”
Timothy Dalton - Boris Pochenko
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller

“In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Toast.”
Joe Breen - Young Frank

“- Larabee: If they decide to drop the nude bomb, I know the answer. Well?
- Maxwell Smart: Well what?
- Larabee: Don't you wanna know the answer?
- Maxwell Smart: No.
- Larabee: Food.
- Maxwell Smart: Food?
- Larabee: Sure, the whole world will start wearing food.”

Robert Karvelas - Larabee
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart

“- Kate: [looks under the coffee table] Did you stick all this gum under here?
- Angie: I don't know! Maybe you stuck some of it under there.
- Kate: Yeah, actually, you might be right. 'Cause sometimes, when I work a really long day, I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tina Fey - Kate
Amy Poehler - Angie

“We are trying to adapt to the Indian diet. Meat is only a memory for us.”
Gérard Depardieu - Columbus

“If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like mayonnaise!”
Gary Anthony Williams - Smart Brother

“Food is fuel. You get picky about what you put in the tank, your engine is gonna die. Now shut up and eat your garbage.”
Brian Dennehy - Django

“I am the Big Mac, I am the big cheese. You could say, I am the Big Mac with cheese.”
Rikiya Yasuoka - Big Mac Bunko

“- Cathy: You can choose any piece of chicken you want, like a breast or thigh or wing.
- Server: What can I get for you?
- Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Two faces.”
Melora Hardin - Cathy
Sam Assaid - Server
Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

“- Jenny Nguyen: Why do you want to make the turkey taste like everything else we eat?
- Trinh Nguyen: Why do you want everything you eat to taste like MacDonald's?”
Kristy Wu - Jenny Nguyen
Joan Chen - Trinh Nguyen

“I've learned a person can pretty much survive off of a goat. A goat gives you company, and milk, and cheese... and when you need it, good meat.”
Dame Eileen Atkins - Maddy

“For humans, enough is never enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming silver cans, just for us!”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“- The Stranger: No whiskey. No rum.
- Lucy Ikos: Alcohol's illegal this month. Folks have hard enough time in the dark without booze making it worse.
- The Stranger: Well forget about... the liquor, Lucy. Just bring me a bowl of raw hamburger.”
Ben Foster - The Stranger
Elizabeth Hawthorne - Lucy Ikos

“- Lefty: I'm the Lord of the Harvest!
- Drayton: What's that? Some new health food bunch?”
Dennis Hopper - Lieutenant 'Lefty' Enright
Jim Siedow - Drayton Sawyer - The Cook

“You got any idea how much fresh food's going for these days? And beef? I make more money selling hamburgers than I did selling reefer.”
Michael Wright - Elias Taylor

“- Mag: Tabatha, the 4 major food groups are not sugar, salt, fat, and booze.
- Tabatha: They're not?
- Mag: No, They're not.”
Evan Richards - Mag
Brynn Horrocks - Tabatha

- President Russell P. Kramer: Did you ever have one of her pizzas?
- President Matt Douglas: Oh.
- President Russell P. Kramer: It was like a wet dream with a crust.
- President Matt Douglas: A wet dream?
- President Russell P. Kramer: Huh?
- President Matt Douglas: I don't think I need to hear Russell P. Kramer saying the words "wet dream."... (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Lemmon - President Russell P. Kramer
James Garner - President Matt Douglas

As Russians say, "Heart and stomachs, good comrades made."

Jeroen Krabbé - General Georgi Koskov

“- Young Michael: We can eat hot dogs, or we can eat air. Choose...
- Young Tommy: Air is probably safer, Mike...”
Brad Renfro - Young Michael
Jonathan Tucker - Young Tommy

“- Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?
- Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.”

Jack Black - Hal
Jason Alexander - Mauricio

“- Alan Tyler: He's afraid of tuna-fish sandwiches.
- Claire Tyler: Mercury levels in the tuna-fish sandwiches.”
Ed Begley Jr. - Alan Tyler
Mel Harris - Claire Tyler