Food quotes

“- Nero's Waitress: You want a salad?
- Wrigley: Yeah. Do you... Do you have a... uh, green salad?
- Nero's Waitress: What the fuck color would it be?”
Mary Pat Gleason - Nero's Waitress
Paul Adelstein - Wrigley

“- Larry: What'd you have for lunch?
- Warren: Toast.
- Larry: White?
- Warren: Rye.
- Larry: Good?
- Warren: Yeah.
- Larry: Sounds good.”
Steve Martin - Larry
Charles Grodin - Warren

If you're gonna name a food, you should give it a name that sounds delicious. Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. It sounds like "rat" and "patootie". Rat patootie! Which does not sound delicious.
Lou Romano - Linguini

“I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“Meat eaters, sir, are drowning in a tide of gore. What is a sausage? A sausage is an indigestible balloon of decayed beef, riddled with tuberculosis. Eat and die! For I have seen many a repentant meat glutton his body full of uric acid and remorse, his soul adrift on the raft in the ocean of poisonous slime, sloshin' against the walls of the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

“- Scar: Life's not fair, is it? You see, I... well, I shall never be king. And you... shall never see the light of another day. Hmm-hmm-hmm, adieu.
- Zazu: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?”

Jeremy Irons - Scar
Rowan Atkinson - Zazu

“Hearty fare breeds hearty people, haute cuisine breeds degenerates.”
John Kavanagh - Emmett Linscott

“The only way to get the best product is to have first pick of the day, and there are only two way to get first pick. Grow it yourself, or bribe a grower. Voilà! The best restaurant get first pick.”
Janeane Garofalo - Colette

“- Obnoxious Girl: What do you mean you don't have bread, how can you not have bread?
- Andrew Largeman: We're a Vietnamese restaurant, we just don't have bread.
- Obnoxious Girl: Well, you're not Vietnamese.
- Andrew Largeman: No, I'm not.
- Obnoxious Girl: Can I have something to chew on! Fuck, bamboo! Whatever!”

Jill Flint - Obnoxious Girl
Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman

“- Harriet Michaels: Do you actually like haggis?
- Charlie Mackenzie: No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie

“- Det. Billy Rosewood: Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is fifty, he's got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.
- Sgt. Taggart: Why are you telling me this? What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?
- Det. Billy Rosewood: Well, you eat a lot of red meat.”
Judge Reinhold - Det. Billy Rosewood
John Ashton - Sgt. Taggart

“That's angel food cake. You touch her and the Food and Drug Administration will get ya for fucking food.”
Boyd Gaines - Coach Brackett

“- Gramps: If you're gonna be hanging around the house, I need to know two things.
- Nurse: What are those?
- Gramps: Can you make huevos rancheros?
- Nurse: Oh, I can manage that.
- Gramps: Good. Now, what's your story on menopause, huh?
- Nurse: I always pause for men, Harry.”

Ray Walston - Gramps

“- Luke: Maybe we could go out for an ice cream. I know my way around town. I'm kinda like the big cheese here.
- Marnie Piper: I was hungry, but then I smelled something stinky... it must have been the Big Cheese!”
Phillip Van Dyke - Luke
Kimberly J. Brown - Marnie Piper

“- Casey: Three happy years of veggie burgers and acidophilus.
- Nick: Those are scrambled eggs.
- Casey: Scrambled Tofutti.
- Nick: Fuck, dude. Rod Serling's gonna step outta that fridge any second.”
Paulina Porizkova - Casey
Aaron Eckhart - Nick

“- Spaulding Smails: I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato salad...
- Judge Elihu Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it!”
John F. Barmon Jr. - Spaulding Smails
Ted Knight - Judge Elihu Smails

“What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, with the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take live tuna fish, and feed 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great.”
Michael Keaton - Bill Blazejowski

“- Anna Scott: Wait, what about me?
- Max: Sorry, you think you deserve the brownie?
- Anna Scott: Well a shot at it at least huh?
- William Thacker: Well, you'll have to fight me for it, this is a very good brownie.”

Julia Roberts - Anna Scott
Tim McInnerny - Max
Hugh Grant - William Thacker

“To eat good food is to be close to God.”
Tony Shalhoub - Primo

“- Shrek: Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
- Donkey: You both have layers. You know, not everybody like onions. Cake! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!
- Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes! Ogres are not like cakes.”

Mike Myers - Shrek
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Dr. Heywood Floyd: I'd love a hot dog.
- Dr. Walter Curnow: Astrodome. Good hot dogs there.
- Dr. Heywood Floyd: Astrodome? You can't grow a good hot dog indoors. Yankee Stadium. September. The hot dogs have been boiling since opening day in April. Now that's a hot dog.”
Roy Scheider - Dr. Heywood Floyd
John Lithgow - Dr. Walter Curnow

“I could eat a corndog the size of a truck.”
Jared Rushton - Ron Thompson

“- Grigory Vakulinchuk: Russian prisoners in Japan are fed better than we are! We've had enough rotten meat!
- Smirov, the ship doctor: It's good meat. End of discussion!”
Aleksandr Antonov - Grigory Vakulinchuk

“- Wimpy: One genuine hamburger for the gentleman. I'm buying.
- Rough House: Who's paying?
- Wimpy: I'm buying. He's paying.”
Paul Dooley - Wimpy
Allan F. Nicholls - Rough House

“So, somebody went all the way to France for this?”

Mariah Carey - Billie Frank