Food quotes

“I'll have what she's having.”

Estelle Reiner - Older Woman Customer

“Do you know what happens in that restaurant every night? Rape! Rape! The rape of cuisine.”
Tony Shalhoub - Primo

“- Pantucci: They're catching up, we gotta slow 'em down!
- Hanover: The only way to slow 'em down is to feed 'em!
- Pantucci: Feed 'em? The only thing I got is a wet stick of gum and a breath mint!”

Kevin J. O'Connor - Joey Pantucci
Wes Studi - Hanover

“I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“- Gonzo: Rizzo, come here! I think my Kap'n Alphabet is sending me a message.
- Rizzo the Rat: Yeah, I know what you mean. I had some guacamole last night, and it's still speaking to me.”
Dave Goelz - Gonzo
Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat

“- Edgar: What does steak taste like again? I had it once, but I can't remember.
- Curtis: If you can't remember then it's better to forget.
- Edgar: What does it smell like when it's cooked? It must emanate around the place.”
Jamie Bell - Edgar
Chris Evans - Curtis

“Gangsta of love don't eat no fried chicken!”
Snoop Dogg - Jimmy Bones

“Sometimes there's things more important than pit beef.”
Jean Schertler - Memama

“- Remy: What are you eating?
- Emile: I don't really know. I think it was some sort of wrapper once.
- Remy: What? No! You're in Paris now, baby! My town! No brother of mine eats rejecta-menta in my town!”
Patton Oswalt - Remy
Peter Sohn - Emile

“- Vladimir Ivanoff: That be two big Macs, one quarter pounder with cheese, six pieces chicken McNuggets, two boxes Ronald McDonald cookies, one order McFries, two chocolate McShakes. Meh that to go?
- Woman in McDonalds: No, I eat it here.
- Vladimir Ivanoff: Come back McSoon.”
Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff

“- David: What can I get you two?
- Skip Martin: Well, Bud, I think I'll have my usual cheeseburger and a Cherry Coke.
- Jennifer: Oh, I don't know Bud... I think I'll have a salad and an Evian water.”
Tobey Maguire - David
Paul William Walker IV - Skip Martin
Reese Witherspoon - Jennifer

“- Dr. Nokitofa: Technically, tomatoes are fags.
- Dr. Morrison: He means fruits.”
Paul Oya - Dr. Nokitofa
Byron Teegarden - Dr. Morrison

“- Private Spunkmeyer: What's this crap supposed to be?
- Private Frost: Cornbread, I think.
- Corporal Hicks: It's good for you, boy. Eat it.”

Daniel Kash - Private Spunkmeyer
Ricco Ross - Private Frost
Michael Biehn - Corporal Hicks

“- Tucker: Look, they use Canola oil, okay? You know what Canola oil is? You probably don't.
- Gilbert: No, no.
- Tucker:They probably don't sell it at Lamson Grocery.
- Gilbert:No.
- Tucker: It's cutting edge. It creates a crispier French fry and. . .
- Bobby: Well, that's...
- Tucker: And, er, a more unique product. And Burger Barn... Forget...” (continue)(continue reading)
John C. Reilly - Tucker Van Dyke
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape
Crispin Glover - Bobby McBurney

“- Sharpay Evans: How can you be thinking of food at a time like this?
- Ryan Evans: Maybe cuz its lunch time?”
Ashley Tisdale - Sharpay Evans
Lucas Grabeel - Ryan Evans

“You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us.”
Charlie Korsmo - William Lichter

“- Cole: What the hell kind of brownies are these ?
- Charlie Conway: I gotta tell her to stop using the horse turds in the recipe.”

Michael Cudlitz - Cole
Joshua Carter Jackson - Charlie Conway

“That is a device to summon food.”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“This meal is terrible... it tastes like roasted dog asshole.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble

“Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Korean Mother: Ling Ling. You forgot lunch, baby bie. Chicken back with five vegetable, bulgogi and kim chee.
- Keecia: Thanks... mom.
- Korean Mother: Ok. You all learn real good now!”

Jodi Long - Korean Mother
Maritza Murray - Keecia

“- Sweet Daddy Dee: Let's make an analogy here.
- Jeff Dunham: An analogy?
- Sweet Daddy Dee: If we were foods, I would be a fine summer wine that would divine anytime.
- Jeff Dunham: Ah. What about me?
- Sweet Daddy Dee: Every good wine needs a cracker.”
Jeff Dunham - Sweet Daddy Dee
Jeff Dunham - Himself

“- David: How are those maggots?
- Michael Emerson: Huh?
- David: Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?”
Kiefer Sutherland - David
Jason Patric - Michael

“- Josie Hemphill: This meat here... was it one of our cattle?
- John Hemphill: Sure! You remember Buster?
- Josie Hemphill: Buster? We're eatin' Buster?
- Mrs. Hemphill: Now Josie, at least eat your vegetables.
- Josie Hemphill: I'm turnin' vegetarian, I swear. At least carrots don't have names!”

Ashley Johnson - Josie Hemphill
Eddie Mills - John Hemphill
Lashawn McIvor - Mrs. Hemphill

“- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
- Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Four fried chickens and a Coke.”
John Belushi - Joliet' Jake Blues
Aretha Franklin - Mrs. Murphy