Food quotes

“Nothing burps better than bacon. Your water looked tasty.”
Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley

“People think haute cuisine is snooty. So chef must also be snooty.”
Janeane Garofalo - Colette

“Meat's meat, and a man's gotta eat.”

Rory Calhoun - Vincent Smith

“- Gwen's date: Lactose Intolerant.
- Gwen Moss: Well, the first step is admitting it.”
Jeanne Marie Tripplehorn - Gwen Moss

“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”
Steven Alexander Wright

“- Hallie: Want one?
- Annie: Oh, sure, I love Oreos. At home, I eat them with... I eat them with peanut butter.
- Hallie: You do? That is so weird [takes out a jar of peanut butter].
- Hallie: So do I!
- Annie: You're kidding! Most people find that totally disgusting.
- Hallie: I know, I don't get it.
- Annie: Me either.”
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“Don't worry about Clifford, he'll be fine if you give him a ton of sugar and a book about Hitler.”
Charles Grodin - Martin Daniels

“What is this gelatinous muck? Andrew, when I tell you to pack staples, must I specify that you are to pack good caviar and not this $1.99 fish bait? Caviar should be round, and hard, and of adequate size, and should burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment.”

Goldie Hawn - Joanna

“- Angelo Barberini: Just don't eat anything my mother offers you.
- Nino Paventi: They threatened to kill me?
- Angelo Barberini: No, but they are Italian.”

Luke Kirby - Angelo Barberini
Peter Miller - Nino Paventi

“What is this? Keep - your station - clear! When the meal rush comes, what will happen? Messy stations slow things down. Food doesn't go, orders pile up, disaster! I'll make this easier to remember: keep your station clear, or I will kill you!”

Janeane Garofalo - Colette

“- Marjorie Houseman: Look at all of this leftover food. Are there still starving children in Europe?
- Baby Houseman: Try South East Asia, Ma.
- Marjorie Houseman: Right.”
Kelly Bishop - Marjorie Houseman
Jennifer Grey - Baby Houseman

“Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the
refrigerator.”
Phyllis Diller

“If food is the prose of poetry, then lights are its poetry. I like that. If music were the food of love, play on. I'm going out of my mind.”
Marcia Gay Harden - Allison

“Wife's making her famous deviled eggs again, my waistline's furious.”
Michael Delaney - Bob Littleford

“- Anne: I can't, I'm on the zone.
- Roland Sharp: What zone?
- Anne: The proper combination of protein, fat and carbohydrates.
- Roland Sharp: This combination here is proper as hell.”

Christina Milian - Anne
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp

“- Joan Crawford: Christina, you haven't touched your lunch.
- Christina Crawford (child): It's raw.
- Joan Crawford: It's rare, not raw.
- Christina Crawford (child): But it's got all this red juice when you push on it.
- Joan Crawford: Then don't push on it.”
Faye Dunaway - Joan Crawford
Mara Hobel - Christina Crawford (child)

“- Roman: How about the gourmet here, you know what he wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they make those things out of, Chet? You know? Lips and assholes!
- Chet: Hahaha I guess I'm old-fashioned I like assholes.
- Roman: Ha and I like lips! kisses Connie's lips If I could market lips like those I would make another million.”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig
John Candy - Chet Ripley

“Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“When I see a cake, I see a forest fire.”
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle

- Stuart Mackenzie: Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Oh!"
- Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
- Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
Mike Myers - Stuart Mackenzie
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie

“- Bendle: What would you like you lovely big lump?
- Goering: Two huge flagons of wine and... a pig! Stuffed with a chicken and... put a couple of steaks on its ears.”
Vic Reeves - Bendle
Steven O'Donnell - Goering

“- Terry Brogan: Can I buy you a drink or something?
- Jessie Wyler: Nope.
- Terry Brogan: How about a taco?”
Jeff Bridges - Terry Brogan
Rachel Ward - Jessie Wyler

“I got one of them peanut butter pussies: it's brown, smooth and easy to spread.”
LaWanda Page - Female Clown Barfly

“No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just right.”
Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka

“- Fred Domino: Who ordered 60 double Buster Burgers?
- Magneto Jones: That fat motherfucker right there. Them two giggling twin motherfuckers right there. And that skinny walnut headed right there ordered 72.”
Sandy Hackett - Fred Domino
Chip McAllister - Magneto Jones