Food quotes

“My girlfriend, she loves the taste of communion wafers.”
Barry Miller - Bobby C.

“- Emmanuel Sonnenschein: There's too much salt in this soup.
- Valerie: Then the cook must be in love.
- Gustave: You must have made the soup then.
- Valerie: What do you mean by that, Gustave?
- Gustave: You and Ignatz kissing in the museum garden yesterday, and Tuesday.”
David de Keyser - Emmanuel Sonnenschein
Rosemary Harris - Valerie Sors
James Frain - Gustave Sonnenschein

“- Wyatt Donnelly: But it's not so bad. We can hear the music.
- Gary Wallace: [sarcastically] We can hear the music, that's great. Maybe if we put our noses to the door, we can smell the food!”

Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Barb: What, you don't like gum?
- Roland Sharp: No. Chewing gum is the most significant factor in the decline of Western civilization.”
Kelli Garner - Barb
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp

“- Valerie Veran: Nicky!
- Nicky: Valerie!
- Valerie Veran: What are you doing?
- Nicky: I think I'm floating.
- Valerie Veran: Why would you be floating?
- Nicky: Maybe it's because of this cake I ate earlier.”
Patricia Arquette - Valerie Veran
Adam Sandler - Nicky

“I'm probably the only American I know in Paris who thinks shopping for food is as much fun as buying a dress. Course, you'd think so too if you lived in a country where absolutely nothing comes in my size.”
Meryl Streep - Julia Child

“Those balls are sensational. To a lion, these balls are called a sack lunch.”

Steve Zahn - Peter Gaulke

“- Charles: Do you want me to get the food, mother?
- Clara: What food?
- Charles: The turkey!
- Clara: There isn't any turkey.
- Charles: Whatever it is that you prepared, would you like me to go into the kitchen and get it?
- Clara: I didn't prepare anything. There isn't any dinner.”

John Heard - Charles
Gloria Grahame - Clara

“- Marty: You guys look hungry. How would you like some of nature's goodness?
- Gloria: You have food?
- Marty: One Fun Side special, coming up. Seaweed on a stick.
- Alex: Seaweed?
- Marty: On a stick. Don't love it 'till you try it.”
Chris Rock - Marty
Jada Pinkett Smith - Gloria

“I'll have a bacon cheeseburger and a blowjob.”

William Forsythe - Spyder

“- Daryl Poynter: What is it with you guys and food?
- Richard Dirks: Addicts are compulsive.”
Michael Keaton - Daryl Poynter
M. Emmet Walsh - Richard Dirks

“- Kevin O'Shea: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Are you nuts?
- Rudy Zolteck: It's still good!
- Kevin O'Shea: You'll never get anywhere treating your helmet like a lunchbox son. What is that?
- Butz: Cheetos.
- Kevin O'Shea: Crunchy or puffed?
- Butz: Puffed.
- Kevin O'Shea: Wimp [Butz confiscates the food and walks off]!
- Rudy Zolteck: My...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ed O'Neill - Kevin O'Shea
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck
Joe Bays - Butz

“Swell. Will you hurry up? Melissa & Zach are beating each other over the last Snow Ball. It's the last food we got.”
Keith Coogan - Kenny

“No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat. I've got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs in the family.”

Jim Siedow - Drayton Sawyer - The Cook

“- Brian O'Connor: Man, when did you start eating so much?
- Roman: I was in jail, breh. I know how shitty the grub is on the inside. With the way things are shaping up out here right now, it'll be a matter of time before I'm back in there, or dead. So I'm trying to eat all I can, while I can. Plus, the doctor tell me I got a high metabolism.”
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner
Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce

“- Marty Pascal: Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966!
- Buckman: [tasting contents of can] What's the matter, sir? It still tastes like creamed corn.
- Marty Pascal: Except it's deviled ham!”
Rob Schneider - Marty Pascal
Ken Hudson Campbell - Buckman

“- Beverly: That's right I'm fucking both your investors so don't fuck with me, any questions?
- Jack Roth: You know I've never had Sushi before.”
Sheryl Lee Ralph - Beverly
Martin Landau - Jack Roth

“- Eva: What does that meat come from?
- Willie: I guess it comes from a cow.
- Eva: From a cow? It doesn't even look like meat.
- Willie: Eva, stop bugging me, will you? You know, this is the way we eat in America. I got my meat, I got my potatoes, I got my vegetables, I got my dessert, and I don't even have to wash the dishes.”

Eszter Balint - Eva
John Lurie - Willie

“- Jan: I got Twinkies. Anybody want one?
- Marty: Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan.”
Jamie Donnelly - Jan
Dinah Manoff - Marty

- Victoria Grant: If all goes well, I expect to leave here poor, but sated. I have a... a bug in my purse. At the appropriate moment, it goes in my salad.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: It'll never work.
- Victoria Grant: A bug in my salad?
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: In a place like this, it would be an event if there wasn't a bug in your salad.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- John Bender: Sushi?
- Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed.
- John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?
- Claire Standish: Can I eat?
- John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try.”
Judd Nelson - John Bender
Molly Ringwald - Claire Standish

“As the story goes, the girls begin accepting poultry in trade: one bird, one lay. And that's how the place got its name: The Chicken Ranch!”
Burt Reynolds - Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd

“You know what? Ketchup is good for you! It exfoliates the skin, so who's the real victim here? You are!”

Russell Brand - Mickey

“Hunger for hope may be worse than hunger for food.”
Robin Williams - Jakob

You really must try this because it's “puerco pibil”. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check,... (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Sands