Food quotes

“- Det. Hazeltine: I gotta be honest with ya, Nick. I got an aversion to mud!
- Det. Barzak: That's probly because it resembles that health-food crap you been scarfin'. Didn't ya ever make mud pies when you were a kid?”

Billy Dee Williams - Det. Hazeltine
Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak

“Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts!”
Daveigh Chase - Lilo

“Oh, it's satisfying to know that all of our food has been dumped down a hole.”

Jay Baruchel - Hiccup

“- Cordelia: Are my sheets done yet?
- Jeryline: They're downstairs. And I couldn't get all those stains out, either.
- Cordelia: Damn guacamole.”
Brenda Bakke - Cordelia
Jada Pinkett Smith - Jeryline

“- Daniel Miller: Y'know if you really wanna make this place feel like Earth, you should open a few of those mini-malls.
- Helen: It's funny you should say that - a few just opened outside of town. Personally, I wouldn't use them because I don't like yogurt and I love doing my own nails.”

Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller
Marilyn Rockafellow - Helen

“- Duchess the Cat: All right, for your own sake, I'll be blunt. Why do the Bosses keep ducks? To eat them. So why do the Bosses keep a pig? The fact is that animals that don't seem to have a purpose really do have a purpose. The Bosses have to eat. It's probably the most noble purpose of all, when you come to think about it.
- Babe: They... eat...” (continue)(continue reading)
Russi Taylor - Duchess the Cat
Christine Cavanaugh - Babe

“I guess they don't have tacos in France. I remember one time this restaurant I used to work... err... I mean, own. They had a contest to see who could eat the most. I ate 143, and I was still hungry, but they had to close the restaurant.”
Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican

“Brinkley is my dog. He loves the streets of New York as much as I do, although he likes to eat bits of pizza and bagels off the sidewalk and I prefer to buy them.”
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox

“- Jane Applegate: If you don't eat your dinner, you can't have dessert.
- Richard P. Applegate: Did someone say dessert?
- Jane Applegate: I happened to find a pile of rancid trash in the dumpster behind the 7-11.”

Stockard Channing - Jane Applegate
Ed Begley Jr. - Richard P. Applegate

“- Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?
- Scotty Smalls: Some more of what?
- Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more?
- Scotty Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
- Ham Porter: You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Ok, pay attention. First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on...” (continue)(continue reading)
Patrick Renna - Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
Tom Guiry - Scotty Smalls

“Forget about it" is, like, if you agree with someone, you know, like "Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass. Forget about it!" But then, if you disagree, like "A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!" You know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like, "Minchia! Those peppers! Forget about it!... (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Donnie Brasco

“- Elwood Blues: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
- Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that toast, honey?
- Elwood Blues: No ma'am, dry.”
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues
Aretha Franklin - Mrs. Murphy

“This is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies or parrots... we have... dragons.”
Jay Baruchel - Hiccup

“Couscous: the food's so nice they named it twice.”
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“- Sheev: Have you ever been to China?
- Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once!”
Kevin Heffernan - Sheev
Seann William Scott - Bo Duke

“- Kevin Sandusky - Hot LZ: Hey Jeff what are you doin?
- Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ: Fuckin' nothing, man. I'm eating jelly beans.
- Kevin Sandusky - Hot LZ: Whoa jelly beans can I have...
- Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ: No you can't have any fuckin' jelly beans! You think you're the only one who gets sick when he doesn't get his jelly beans? Boundaries man...”

Jay Baruchel - Kevin Sandusky - Hot LZ
Jack Black - Jeff Portnoy - Hot LZ

“- Hoover: Why do you eat while you're working? Why do you eat all the time?
- Coolidge: It's all psychological, Max. I eat so I don't think about food.”
Nick Nolte - Hoover
Chazz Palminteri - Coolidge

“- David Leary: What is this?
- Clark: Hot Dish.
- David Leary: What's Hot Dish?
- Clark: Well, last week we had lasagna, then it become spaghetti and when it's finally unrecognizable, they call it Hot Dish.”

Rick Moranis - David Leary
Curtis Armstrong - Clark

“- Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
- Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
- Pedro: What's Labrador?
- Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
- Pedro: What?
- Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
- Pedro: Yeah?
- Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner

“- Preston Waters: There was supposed to be ice cream and pizza. What's going on?
- Henry: This could've been a pizza, you know, before it was run over by a couple of trucks.”

Brian Bonsall - Preston Waters
Rick Ducommun - Henry

“- Laura Kinney: [to Doug thinking he's her husband] Please, just tell me what it is that you want.
- Doug Kinney: I want Pizza.”
Andie MacDowell - Laura Kinney
Michael Keaton - Doug Kinney

“- Henry Hill: [narrating] I felt he used too many onions, but it was still a very good sauce.
- Paul Cicero: Vinnie, don't put too many onions in the sauce.
- Vinnie: I didn't put too much onions, uh, Paul. Three small onions. That's all I did.
- Johnny Dio: Three onions? How many cans of tomatoes you put in there?
- Vinnie: I put two cans, two...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill
Paul Sorvino - Paul Cicero
Charles Scorsese - Vinnie
Frank Pellegrino - Johnny Dio

Junk food doesn't deserve the bad rap that it gets. Take these pork rinds for example. This particular brand contains two percent of the R.D.A. that's "recommended daily allowance", of Riboflavin.
John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson

“- Nick Lassiter: Why do you do that?
- Sara Wells: What?
- Nick Lassiter: Eat my food.
- Sara Wells: I like it better.
- Nick Lassiter: If you wanted the chicken, why didn't you order it?
- Sara Wells: I didn't, I wanted the veal.
- Nick Lassiter: Then why eat off my plate?
- Sara Wells: This way, I can have both!”
Tom Selleck - Nick Lassiter
Jane Seymour - Sara Wells

“Originally created from chickens too old to lay eggs, McNuggets are now created from chickens with unusually large breasts.”
Morgan Spurlock - Himself