Food quotes

“- Neal Page: What do you think? You think this is a good combination?
- Del Griffith: No, probably not.”

Steve Martin - Neal Page
John Candy - Del Griffith

“- Declan: I'm wondering where it is that you think chickens come from?
- Anna: The freezer section.”
Matthew Goode - Declan
Amy Adams - Anna

“- Luau Waitress: Kona coffee ice cream.
- Skeeter Bronson: Yeah? What's the catch? You're gonna light it on fire? 'Cause I'm on to you, honey.
- Luau Waitress: No fire. It would melt. Just take the ice cream and a chill pill.”
Shu Lan Tuan - Luau Waitress
Adam Sandler - Skeeter Bronson

“- Rufus T. Firefly: You're on the other side, eh? Well, what are you doing over here?
- Chicolini: Well, the food is better over here.”
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly
Chico Marx - Chicolini

“First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the traditional pre-fight donut.”
Mark Caso - Leonardo

“- Eric Stratton: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
- Kent Dorfman: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do?
- Eric Stratton: It means you have to drive us to the Food King.”
Tim Matheson - Eric Stratton
Stephen Furst - Kent Dorfman

“Although each of the world's countries would like to dispute this fact, we French know the truth: the best food in the world is made in France. The best food in France is made in Paris. And the best food in Paris, some say, is made by Chef Auguste Gusteau”

Stéphane Roux - Narrator

“- Tony Stark: I've been in captivity for three months. There are two things I want to do. One, I want an American cheeseburger, and the other...
- Pepper Potts: That's enough of that.
- Tony Stark: It's not what you think. I want you to call for a press conference.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Gwyneth Paltrow - Pepper Potts

“- Frank Miller: What part do we eat?
- James Humphrey: Well, you're the butcher.
- Frank Miller: Yeah, but...
- James Humphrey: So, butch!”
Jason McHugh - Frank Miller
Matt Stone - James Humphrey

“The best thing about visiting the President is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn't hungry but thirsty, I must've drunk me fifteen Dr. Peppers.”
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“- Luke Davenport: What are you doing?
- Sam Simms: I'm doing my job, keepin' you alive, I'm testing your food.
- Luke Davenport: But why do you always test my cookies?”
Brock Pierce - Luke Davenport
Sinbad - Sam Simms

“- Mr. Uwatsum: How about a nice bowl of fish eyes?
- Inspector Winship: Will you pardon me, please?
- Mr. Uwatsum: Ah... Do you like hummingbird cookies?
- Dr. Tart: No, thank you.”
John Fujioka - Mr. Uwatsum
Don Knotts - Inspector Winship
Tim Conway - Dr. Tart

“I love toppings. Sometimes I go to restaurants and I just order toppings.”
Paul Rodriguez - Orlando Castillo

“Last year, more people were killed by automobile accidents, heart attacks, lung cancer, and natural causes combined than by any one tomato.”

“I like my cheese in the ounces. When they start weighing as much as a Fiat, I get worried.”
Albert Brooks - John Henderson

“- Delmar O'Donnell: This stew's awful good.
- Wash Hogwallop: [examining his fork] You think so? I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday... I'm afraid she's startin' to turn.”
Tim Blake Nelson - Delmar O'Donnell
Frank Collison - Wash Hogwallop

“Our Heavenly Father, bless this meal and all those who are about to receive it. Make us thankful for Your generous bounty, and Your unceasing love. Please remind us, in these hard times, to be grateful for what we have been given, and not to ask for what we can not have. And make us mindful of those less fortunate among us, as we sit at this...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ray Baker - Royce Spalding

“- Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
- Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.”

Ray Walston - Mr. Hand
Sean Penn - Jeff Spicoli

“- Sandy Patterson: Now, I have allotted us each $8 per meal, so it looks like you can get one of the salads or a soup or...
- Diana: I'm gonna take a full slab of the baby backs, and I'm going to take that with mashed taters, hushpuppies, and I'm going get a... I'm going to have sweet tea.
- Sandy Patterson: I asked you to eat less food.”
Jason Bateman - Sandy Patterson
Melissa McCarthy - Diana

“We're packing hot dogs for the road. You know, hot dogs get a bad rep. They gotta cool shape, they got protein.”
Frank Collison - Nursery Owner

“A patty's just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.”
Jerry Levine - Steve Boyer

“- Andrew Paxton: I like Pringles.
- Margaret Tate: Okay.
- Andrew Paxton: They're delicious. All Hostess products. Coke, never Pepsi, and beef jerky.
- Margaret Tate: What, are you, like, 13?”
Ryan Reynolds - Andrew Paxton
Sandra Bullock - Margaret Tate

“Beware, all men are potential murderers. And for good reason.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Alfred Hitchcock

“- Todd: You know, this cake tastes kind of funny.
- John: Oh yeah, I dumped a fat sack of Reefer into the mix. I thought I'd spice up the batch.
- Beefy: Really?
- Nicky: What's Reefer?
- Beefy: About five Hundred bucks an ounce.”
Allen Covert - Todd
Jonathan Loughran - John
Robert Smigel - Beefy
Adam Sandler - Nicky

“- Buddy: What's it like?
- Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.”

Will Ferrell - Buddy
Ed Asner - Santa