Food quotes

“- Elmo McElroy: If I wanted cuisine, I'd have gone to Paris, all right?
- Felix DeSouza: You can still go to France. It's not too far, it's full of pricks and they hate fucking yanks as well!”
Samuel L. Jackson - Elmo McElroy
Robert Carlyle - Felix DeSouza

“There's safety in sandwiches.”
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz

“- Gail: I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!
- Beth: Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp, because I'm allergic to oxymorons! ”
Molly Shannon - Gail
Janeane Garofalo - Beth

“People just want to eat and sleep in peace. Without bread, there's no law, no freedom, no justice, no Republic.”
Gérard Depardieu - Danton

“Fast food. Things that people would rather throw out than finish. It's easy, it tastes all right, but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment. I'm fast food.”
Nicolas Cage - David Spritz

“There's one good thing about a reactionary President, he's not into health foods. Last one, we didn't have lunch, we grazed.”
James McEachin - Victor Milson

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.”
Yasiin Bey - Ford Prefect

"Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say "rare" I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.
Scott Cohen - Wolf

“- Roman: I think that just about does it.
- Grill Chef: He's not done yet!
- Roman: It might take him a moment for that last bite to go down, but it will go down!
- Grill Chef: That ain't the last bite!
- Roman: Well sure it is, there is nothing on that plate but gristle and fat!
- Roman: [the Chef raises his eyebrows] No Problem. If i can get a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig
Andy Prosky - Grill Chef

“- Uncle Max: We're food for other animals! A moveable feast, feared by no-one and eaten by all!
- Timon: But when they die, they become the grass, and we eat the grass, right?
- Uncle Max: Not exactly. We can't digest grass. We're grass intolerant.”
Jerry Stiller - Uncle Max
Nathan Lane - Timon

“- Evelyn Couch: That's a low cholesterol meal. Happy Valentine's.
- Ed Couch: God! Are you trying to kill me?”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch
Gailard Sartain - Ed Couch

“Hey Barney, don't eat that crap! This guy's selling instant hepatitis!”
Eric Roberts - Paulie

“- Scott Calvin: Great! I'm starving.
- Susan: I'll have a salad and iced tea, and dressing on the side.
- Mr. Whittle: Ah, pasta and tomatoes, uh, and very light on the oil. Can you do that?
- Scott Calvin: And I'll have a caesar. No dressing. And one of those homemade cookies, the warm chocolate chip. No nuts. And a little slice of cheesecake....” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin
Judith Scott - Susan
Peter Boyle - Mr. Whittle

“- Subotai: Food... food! I have not eaten for days.
- Conan: And who says you will?”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“First they didn't have the bamboo umbrellas for the drinks, and now snails on the food, two boobs!”

Steve Martin - Navin

“- Turbo: What's this?
- Waiter: Fromage de tête de porc.
- Turbo: Who?
- Waiter: Hog's head cheese.
- Turbo: Sick, man! Sick.”
Michael Chambers - Turbo
Andre Landzaat - Waiter

“- Fozzie Bear: Hello, I'd like an ice cream.
- Ice Cream Vendor: What do you want? Chocolate, vanilla, coffee, peach, fudge, rum, banana?
- Fozzie Bear: Honey.
- Ice Cream Vendor: Honey? I beg your pardon, I hardly know you.
- Fozzie Bear: Seriously, I'd like a honey ice cream cone for me, and a dragonfly ripple for my friend the frog.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Bob Hope - Ice Cream Vendor

“I do not mind finding food. I do not want to be food.”
Aria Noelle Curzon - Ducky

“- Neil Clarke: I'm not going to give you a biscuit until you answer my question!
- Dennis: Biscuits! Bread biscuits, black biscuits!
- Neil Clarke: Is that all you think about?
- Dennis: Nothing else matters! Biscuits, please!”
Simon Pegg - Neil
Mojo - Dennis the Dog

“- Other Elf: [coming out of a tree] Who wants a cookie?
- Lead Spark: [evil face] We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days [brightening up] I'd love a cookie.
- Other Elf: Nothing tastes better than a cookie baked in a tree!”
Mike Nawrocki - Other Elf
Joe Spadaford - Lead Spark

“I'm very lucky, I've got one of those constitutions where I never put on weight.”
Colin Firth - Jamie

“- Rusty Griswold: Mom, my sandwich is all wet.
- Ellen Griswold: They're all wet... oh God! The dog wet on the picnic basket.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“I ate fantastic Italian food in Croatia, which you wouldn't expect. ”
Cliff Curtis

“In Prague, they're very, very heavy meat eaters, like, a lot of meat, which is great.”
Cliff Curtis

“That's a big goal of mine, to try and grow as much of my own food as possible.”
Daryl Hannah