Food quotes

“- Walker: Cake?
- Stenz: No, I don't want cake! I'm diabetic!”
James Woods - Walker
Jason Clarke - Stenz

“- Maître D': Today we have, for appetizers moules marinières, pâté de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tart de poireaux, that's leek tart, frogs' legs amandine, or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd, c’est à dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of puréed mushroom. It's very delicate, very subtle.
- Mr. Creosote: I'll have the lot.”
John Marwood Cleese - Maître D'
Terry Jones - Mr. Creosote

“- Maggie Vogel: Do you smell that?
- Caroline: No.
- Maggie Vogel: Are you sure? It smells like food.
- Caroline: It's probably your father cooking up something he shouldn't have. I'll get the drops.”

Abigail Breslin - Maggie Vogel
Joely Richardson - Caroline

“Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit and sex?”
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“- Dick McDonald: Lots of people started restaurants.
- Ray Kroc: As big as McDonald's?
- Dick McDonald: Of course not.
- Ray Kroc: No one ever has and no one ever will because they all lacked that one thing... that makes McDonald's special.
- Dick McDonald: Which is?
- Ray Kroc: Even you don't know what it is.
- Dick McDonald: Enlighten me.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nick Offerman - Dick McDonald
Michael Keaton - Ray Kroc

It started out fine, she's a very nice person, and we're sitting and we're talking at this Ethiopian restaurant that she wanted to go to. And I was making jokes, you know like, "hey I didn't know that they had food in Ethiopia? This will be a quick meal. I'll order two empty plates and we can leave". Yeah, nothing from her not even a smile.

Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“- Fritz: Hooray, Italian food!
- Petunia: I want a sloppy joe!”
Ethan Sandler - Fritz
Ethan Sandler - Petunia

“- Francois: What are corn dogs?
- Skinner: Cheap sausages dipped in batter and deep fried. You know, American.”
Julius Callahan - Francois
Sir Ian Holm - Skinner

“- Sgt. Frank Tree: You think the Japanese believe in Santy Claus?
- Crowd: No!
- Sgt. Frank Tree: Well, instead of turkey for your Christmas dinner, how would you like to have raw fish heads and rice?
- Crowd: No!”

Dan Aykroyd - Sgt. Frank Tree

“- New Jersey: Why is there a watermelon there?
- Reno Nevada: I'll tell you later.”
Jeff Goldblum - New Jersey
Pepe Serna - Reno Nevada

“Prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.”
French Stewart - Marv Merchants

A guy works all day, he don't want to look at his plate and ask, "What the fuck is this?". He wants to look at his plate, see a steak, and say "I like steak!".
Sir Ian Holm - Pascal

“My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy.”

Ben Stiller - Alex

“- Jake Hayes: Is this fish?
- Nicole: Yeah, of course. You love fish.
- Jake Hayes: That's right. I love fish, but that's before I became a vegetarian. Oh, waiter, waiter! I can't eat this. Can you get me something else? How about a steak, medium well, please.”
Chris Rock - Jake Hayes
Garcelle Beauvais - Nicole

“- Billy: You can't feed candy to birds! They're stomachs'll explode!
- Lloyd Christmas: Even if it's just a few Pop Rocks?”
Brady Bluhm - Billy
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

“Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell. There is excellence all around you. You need only to be aware to stop and savor it.”
Brad Garrett - Gusteau

“- Hot Dog Vendor: No! I'll make it very clear. You slip me the cash, and I'll slip you the weiner.
- Brenda: But I don't have any cash!
- Hot Dog Vendor: Then I don't have a weiner!”
Peter Lavender - Hot Dog Vendor
Penelope Ann Miller - Brenda

“- Baloo: Why don't we just settle down for a minute it's gotten late. Too late to travel. So why don't we just have a little honey?
- Bagheera: I don't eat honey.
- Baloo: No problem i'll eat the honey.”
Bill Murray - Baloo
Ben Kingsley - Bagheera

“My doctor was right. Doughnuts will be the death of me.”

John Ritter - Roy Knable

“- Wet Lindsay: And what are you supposed to be, an obese leprechaun?
- Georgia Nicolson: Anyone can see I'm a stuffed olive.
- Wet Lindsay: Stuffed is right!”

Kimberley Nixon - Wet Lindsay
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson

“- Maria Portokalos: It's a cake! I know! Thank you! Thank you very, very much.
- Maria Portokalos: [whispering to Aunt Freida] There's a hole in this cake!”

Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos

“Justice is about to be served! [at his dad's cafe] We'll have two Justice platters, please.”
Jack Black - Po

“You're right, it's a classic kidnapping. They took our children and the canned goods and pasta.”
Nick Offerman - Frank

“- José Jalapeño: Purple bastard.
- Peanut: Mexican condiment.
- Jeff Dunham: A condiment?
- José Jalapeño: I do not use them.
- Peanut: You don't?
- José Jalapeño: And neither did your mother.”

Jeff Dunham - José Jalapeño
Jeff Dunham - Peanut
Jeff Dunham - Himself

“- Marva Kulp, Sr.: Excuse me, girls. I just got to have a scoop of these gorgeous strawberries. Would you care for some dear?
- Hallie: Oh, no thanks, can't. I-I'm allergic.
- Marva Kulp, Sr.: Oh, that's too bad. How about you, dear, strawberries?
- Annie: Oh, sorry, I wish I could, but I can't, I-I'm allergic.
- Marva Kulp, Sr.: Yes, you just...” (continue)(continue reading)
Polly Holliday - Marva Kulp, Sr.
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James