Food quotes

“You know, some people take things for granted, like the ability to chew solid food.”
James Caan - U.S. Marshal Robert DeGuerin

“- Lara: You really think I'm skinny? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
- Lauren Hynde: What's the difference?
- Lara: Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so...”
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde
Jessica Biel - Lara

“- Harry Dunne: That's weird. The smell of peanuts makes my weenie cold.
- Lloyd Christmas: It shrank mine.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

- Marcello: It has too much garlic...
- Roseanna "Rosa": There is no such things as too much garlic!
Jean Reno - Marcello

“- Samson: Why don't you get off the street and get a decent job?
- Hooker In Mr. T's Cab: Cause I need the bread!
- Samson: Then get a job at the bakery.”
Mr. T - Samson
Jacki Clark - Hooker In Mr. T's Cab

“- Ted: I don't know, I'm just not that turned on by her lately.
- Body Factory Attendant: I hear oysters are good for potency.
- Dr. Rick: Yeah, I tried that once, but they kept slipping off.
- Ted: If I was any more potent, I'd kill somebody.”
Charles Rocket - Ted
Steve Lundquist - Body Factory Attendant
Rick Overton - Dr. Rick

“- Bagheera: Come on, Mowgli. Let's be on our way.
- Mowgli: But I'm helping Baloo get ready for hibernation.
- Bagheera: Bears don't hibernate in the jungle.
- Baloo: Not full hibernation, but I nap a lot.”
Ben Kingsley - Bagheera
Neel Sethi - Mowgli
Bill Murray - Baloo

“I can't sleep. I need Nana's cookies. I'm gonna turn a personal addiction into a positive cinematic moment.”

Olivia DeJonge - Becca

“- Wadsworth: And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.
- Mr. Green: Is that what we ate?”
Tim Curry - Wadsworth
Michael McKean - Mr. Green

“We have no interest in a milkshake that contains no milk.”
Nick Offerman - Dick McDonald

- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: You want an example? I take her out to dinner, I order dessert, she says she doesn't want any, I get pecan pie. She asks me for a bite, I give her a bite, her face swells up like a chipmunk, she looks at me and says, "Oh, my God, are there nuts in this?"
- Ruth Schram: So what?
- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Mom! It... (continue)(continue reading)

Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Anne Bancroft - Ruth Schram

“- Kate: I hope you don't mind; I bought you some organic food. I thought you might want to start eating healthier food.
- Angie: Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves.”
Tina Fey - Kate
Amy Poehler - Angie

“- Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
- Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen.”
Glen Marc Silot - Waiter
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman

“How do you like your eggs done in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?”
Ben Affleck - Bartender

“- Maura Ellis: We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party food.
- Brinda: Oh, is that why you're dressed like the homeless?”
Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis
Maya Rudolph - Brinda

“- Loan Officer: Who exactly are these sandwiches named after?
- Lewis: People I've admired.”
Martin Roach - Loan Officer
Jeff Daniels - Lewis

“- Ashby Holt: What is this?
- Ed Wallis: This is a pancake.
- Ashby Holt: This is a pancake?
- Ed Wallis: This is a p...
- Ashby Holt: Oh, I thought maybe you're gonna convince me it was a chicken.”
Mickey Rourke - Ashby Holt
Nat Wolff - Ed Wallis

“- Max Conners: Have you any idea what that meat is doing to your arteries?
- Page Conners: Haven't you heard? Cigarettes dissolve cholesterol.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“- Lydia Callahan: Hank, honey, what's that Indian thing you're making?
- Hank Elkrunner: Macaroni and Cheese!”
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Lydia Callahan
Michael Greyeyes - Hank Elkrunner

“- Bobby Grady: I wanna know what's bugging you. Is it the way I eat? Why did you pour all that maple syrup on my pancakes?
- Amy Grady: It was a mistake, all right?
- Bobby Grady: Was it?
- Amy Grady: What do you think, I'm trying to poison you with maple syrup?”
John Laughlin - Bobby Grady
Annie Potts - Amy Grady

“- Vianne Rocher: These are for your husband. Unrefined cacao nips from Guatemala, to awaken the passions.
- Yvette Marceau: Psshh. You've obviously never met my husband.
- Vianne Rocher: Well, you've obviously never tried these.”
Juliette Binoche - Vianne Rocher
Élisabeth Commelin - Yvette Marceau

“- Teeny: No, you're lucky, Roberta. Men love them when they're big. Look how big mine are today.
- Samantha: They almost look real.
- Teeny: They're filled with pudding.
- Samantha: Pudding?
- Teeny: The Wormers actually gave me the idea. Jello is too jiggly. Pudding has a heavier, more realistic texture.
- Chrissy: What flavor is it?
- Teeny:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Thora Birch - Teeny
Gaby Hoffmann - Samantha
Rita Wilson - Chrissy

“- Winker: Wanna come back to my place?
- Maureen: What for?
- Winker: A fuck and a pizza.
- Maureen: Is it a wholemeal pizza?”
Paul Netterfield - Winker
Angela Clarke - Maureen

“Popcorn at a ball game is unnatural. I want a hot dog.”
John Lithgow - Donald

“- Jeff Dugan: Do you like music?
- Regis Lamar: I can take it or leave it.
- Jeff Dugan: I'm throwing a concert tonight... you ought to come. It's with Jimmy Buffett.
- Regis Lamar: I love buffets, what are they serving?
- Jeff Dugan: Regis, you and I are gonna get along just fine.”
Michael Brandon - Jeff Dugan
Tom Tarpey - Regis Lamar