Food quotes

“People used to think it was strange because I breast-fed him until he was almost five, but I say just look at the results!”

Kathy Bates - Roberta Hertzel

“- Det. Barzak: What the fuck is that shit?
- Det. Hazeltine: Yogurt, yeast paste, lecithin; all the things you ought to be eating. Want some?
- Det. Barzak: No way, man. I'm on a low-mucous diet. You know that.”
Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak
Billy Dee Williams - Det. Hazeltine

“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Do you have any caviar?
- Waiter: Si señor, Beluga, but it is 80 dollars a portion.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Well, then I better just take two portions of that.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Nico De Silva - Waiter

“- Waiter: Are you ready to order?
- Rose: Yes, goddammit. I'm going to have the fucking poached salmon, with the son-of-a-bitching rice, and a dirty bastard salad with a shitload of Roquefort dressing. Thank you. And um, who knows what this asshole wants.
- Eddie Birdlace: I'll just take a fucking beer.”
Lili Taylor - Rose
River Phoenix - Eddie Birdlace

“- Euripides: Did you know a black man invented ice cream?
- Albert: No, no, no. Now, how the hell a black man gonna invent ice cream in hot-ass Africa? Tell me that!”
Allen Payne - Euripides

“- Blind Xylophonist: The cranberry sauce is dry.
- Herbie Jayson: You're eating the mashed potatoes!”
Mark Hardwick - Blind Xylophonist
Robert Weil - Herbie Jayson

“- Caterer: Look, the deal was cash. You know? Cash.
- George Lutz: The cash was lost. You gotta take a check.
- Caterer: I don't like checks. Let me tell you something about checks. Checks get cancelled. Checks bounce. Checks is not cash. Cash is cash.
- George Lutz: You listen to me, pal. I don't like lectures and I don't like being hassled in...” (continue)(continue reading)

James Brolin - George Lutz

“- Josey Wales: You have any food here?
- Lone Watie: All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eatin'. It's just for lookin' through.”
Clint Eastwood - Josey Wales
Chief Dan George - Lone Watie

“- Marty Pascal: You're stocking the pantry like an idiot! What are in these cans?
- Buckman: That one's coffee, and that one looks like cooking lard, sir.
- Marty Pascal: And which one do you think we're gonna be using more often, sailor? The coffee or the lard? You think we're all gonna jump out of bed in the morning and have a big, hot,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rob Schneider - Marty Pascal
Ken Hudson Campbell - Buckman

“You guys have chickens? I love chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?”
Pauly Shore - Crawl

“The forest provides more food than a man could possibly need. Here, everything grows big... real big.”
George Clutesi - M'Rai

“For the love of donuts, let's go!”
Derek Hamilton - Matt

“- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: It was an accident.
- Carol Heathrow: An accident?
- Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell: Carol, seriously, it was an accident. I swear to God.
- Carol Heathrow: An accident? Your thing just got into a box of popcorn?”
Mickey Rourke - Robert 'Boogie' Sheftell
Colette Blonigan - Carol Heathrow

“- Delivery Guy: Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.
- Tommy Grayton: Lamb and tuna fish?
- Delivery Guy: Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy?
- Homeless Guy: Yes, considering we're in America. I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rob Schneider - Delivery Guy
Peter Dante - Tommy Grayton
Steve Buscemi - Homeless Guy

“I'm going out for some ice cream... this is America, isn't it?”
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey

“- Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
- Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
- Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
- Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
- Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
- Farva: Yeah, thanks.”
Kevin Heffernan - Farva
Charlie Finn - Dimpus Burger Guy

“- Carlton 'Doc' Windgate: Do you have nicoise?
- Diner Cook: I told you. We have ranch, Italian, and chunky bleu cheese, which is 50 cents extra.
- Carlton 'Doc' Windgate: Do you have any balsamic vinegar?
- Diner Cook: I got ranch, Italian, chunky bleu cheese.
- Carlton 'Doc' Windgate: How about a gun so I can shoot myself in the head?”
Peter Mackenzie - Carlton 'Doc' Windgate
Al Hamacher - Diner Cook

“Double chili cheeseburger with onions and pickles!”

Charlie Sheen - Charlie Barkin

“- Billy Halleck: I can't help it, Heidi. All I ever think about is... food!
- Heidi Halleck: Well, maybe I can try to help you think about something... else. Still thinking about food?”

Robert John Burke - Billy Halleck
Lucinda Jenney - Heidi Halleck

“- Susan: Nervous?
- Billy Hayes: No.
- Susan: Geez, I hate flying.
- Billy Hayes: It's something I ate. I think I've been poisoned.
- Susan: Or you're just excited about getting home.
- Billy Hayes: No, I think it's the baklavas.”
Irene Miracle - Susan
Brad Davis - Billy Hayes

“- Bruce: Do you like sushi like I like sushi?
- Cowboy Ned: I like Susie... Susie's my girl!
- Bruce: Oh, I had sushi last night!”
Johnny Yune - Bruce
Bruce Paul Barbour - Cowboy Ned

“Free food for the poor!”
John Cusack - Caspar

- Kurt Bozwell: Triampathol is way illegal. But I'll tell you what, it sure makes burgers nice and enormo!
- Dexter Reed: But what happens to all those nice, innocent people when they eat your "enormo" burgers?
- Kurt Bozwell: Uh-oh. Don't care!
Jan Schweiterman - Kurt Bozwell
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“You know what I'd love for lunch? Fresh asparagus, then, um, pasta - angel hair pasta with heaps of basil, garlic, olive oil and, um, apple pie.”
Nicole Kidman - Rae Ingram

“- Rufus T. Firefly: Lieutenant, why weren't the original indictment papers placed in my portfolio?
- Bob Roland: Why, uh, I didn't think those papers were important at this time, Your Excellency.
- Rufus T. Firefly: You didn't think they were important? Do you realize I had my dessert wrapped in those papers?”
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly
Zeppo Marx - Bob Roland