Food quotes

“What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?”
Kiefer Sutherland - David

“From the look of my soup I'd say someone in your kitchen has a serious hair loss problem.”

Rupert Everett - Lord Rutledge

“- Ted: I say they should put more meats on a stick, you know? They got a lot of sweets on sticks-popsicles, fudgesicles, lollipops - but hardly any meat.
- Mary: I agree, there should be more.
- Ted: You know what I'd like to see? Meat in a cone. You could put corned beef hash in a cone, or chopped liver.”
Ben Stiller - Ted
Cameron Diaz - Mary

“Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mykelti Williamson - Bubba Blue

“- Patricia: Lentil delight, dandelion salad, goat's cheese.
- James Bond: Beluga caviar, quails eggs, vodka, foie gras - Strasbourg.”
Prunella Gee - Patricia
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

“We'll always have our memories. The Colonel's dead. Here we are still enjoying his chicken.”
Jill Frappier - Gertrude

“Meatball! That's what I want!”
Nicolas Cage - Charlie Lang

“- Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
- Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
- Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
- Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!”
Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green

“- Jorge: I wouldn't be touchin' that if you saw the leper who was drooling all over that shit. Hey, Roy, you old fuck!
- Roy: What?
- Jorge: Get the boy a sandwich or something before he gets hepatitis!”

John Leguizamo - Jorge
Richard Bright - Roy

“Did you know the peanut is not a nut at all? And not a pea, for that matter. It's rather odd that we call it a nut because it isn't a nut, you see. It's actually a member of the legume family. How about pea-legume? No, that doesn't make any sense, either. But whatever it is, it makes a splendid tea.”
John Rhys-Davies - Woolie Mammoth

“Bok choy has great texture. Like alien flesh.”
Bryan Brown - Roland 'Rollie' Tyler

“Oh look! A deli meat!”

Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis

“- Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.
- The Old Man Parker: All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and I'll shove it in.”
Ian Petrella - Randy
Darren McGavin - The Old Man Parker

“Bless our food. Bless our bikes and let's hope our old ladies are in the mood.”
David Rasche - Buddy Wheeler

“This is either gonna be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer.”
Lance Henriksen - Chains Cooper

“- Richard Temple: Wise man. Oysters can kill, you know.
- Durward Lely: Oh, unquestionably!
- Richard Temple: I had an aunt, choked on a scallop at Herne Bay.
- Durward Lely: Really?
- Richard Temple: Tragic.”

Timothy Spall - Richard Temple
Kevin McKidd - Durward Lely

“- Valerie Vomit: Ali, you ate my burger!
- Ali Gator: Oh, yeah? Prove it.
- Valerie Vomit: I can't, you ate the evidence.”

Debbie Lee Carrington - Valerie Vomit
Kevin Thompson - Ali Gator

When have you ever heard anyone say: "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?
Kevin Pollak - Stu Smiley

“I could never live off lemonade and candy.”
Megan Follows - Clara

“Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft.”
Polly Noonan - Girl on Bus

“- Annie Herman: You can't put wine in Hobo stew!
- Phyllis Nefler: Why not? What goes better with Hobos than wine?”
Mary Gross - Annie Herman
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“- Sonny Koufax: Okay, what do you want?
- Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath: Cheerios.
- Sonny Koufax: Cheerios? They don't got Cheerios. What else?
- Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath: Lasagna.
- Sonny Koufax: Lasagna? What the hell is the matter with you? Um, we'll take hot cakes and sausage...”

Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax
Dylan Sprouse - Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath

“Best buck 49 buffet in town.”

Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“- Martin Riggs: Flied lice?
- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: Flied lice? It's fried rice, you plick.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Kim Chan - Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan

“A little word of advice, my friend. Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.”

Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks