Food quotes

“This food looks like something a walrus would regurgitate to feed its least favorite baby.”
Laura Prepon - Alex Vause

“Kissing is gross. You just mash your food holes together. It’s not for that.”
Ted Danson - Michael

“It’s a Pop Tart. It’s kind of like a donut that got run over by a car.”
Matilda Lawler - Flora

“The bigger the menu, the fancier the restaurant. Everybody knows that. It’s actually a two-fork restaurant. They give you the second one just in case you knock the first one off the table.”
Noah Centineo - Peter

Whatever Dad puts in front of you, take a bite and say, "Mmm, just like Mom's". Okay?
Janel Parrish - Margot

“Don’t miss out on the joys of life. Like, uh, Pizza.”
Jamie Foxx - Joe

“If anyone’s interested, I’ll be spending this Valentine’s in the same way I spend every Valentine’s. Buying disoriented chicken from the supermarket, taking home, standing over the sink and eating out of the packet with my bare hands like an animal.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“Beans are nothing but soggy nuts.”
Max Greenfield - Schmidt

“I finally found the one, Marshall. Her name is Bacon.”
Josh Radnor - Ted Mosby

“I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. ”
Josh Radnor - Ted Mosby

“That cake. Best cake I ever had. Seriously, my stomach was like, ‘Hey bro, I don’t know what you’re eating cause I don’t have any eyes but it’s basically awesome, so keep sending it down Gullet Alley.”
Jason Segel - Marshall Eriksen

“She helped just enough so she could get what she wants: food and a bed. She’s like a stray dog.”
Caleb McLaughlin - Lucas Sinclair

“I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.”
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“Joey doesn’t share food!”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani

“Before Izzy was born, if I saw a half-eaten meatball sub in the trash you better believe I would dust that bad boy off and go to town on it! But now, I'm not risking my health eating trash-food. I mean, unless it's a corn dog.”
Donald Adeosun Faison - Dr. Christopher Turk

“Which is hungrier my stomach or my soul? Hotdog!”
Gene Kelly - E. K. Hornbeck

“- Rosie: I'm beginning to think my soul mate may actually be carbs.
- Tanya: Then mine must be wine.”
Julie Walters - Rosie
Christine Baranski - Tanya

“Steward, my Thursday midday meal has always been and will always be hot soup, fried sole, roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, baked potatoes, suet pudding and treacle.”
David Niven - Phileas Fogg

“Any solution involving cookies will inevitably result in the demon baby.”
Brad Bird - Edna Mode (E)

“The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea.”
Miles Bakshi - Tim

“From now on the essence of this hotel will be speed. If a customer askes you for a three-minute egg, give it to him in two minutes. If he askes you for a two-minute egg, give it to him in one minute. If he askes you for a one-minute egg, give him the chicken and let him work it out for himself!”
Groucho Marx - Kornblow

“I'm fascinated by food. Food is love, isn't it?”
Lesley Manville

“I love macaroni and cheese. I could eat it every meal of the day.”
Cobie Smulders

“Good-quality travel and good-quality food are the two luxuries that I never have any guilt indulging in.”
Charlie Hunnam

“- Sheriff Burnett: What do you want?
- Walter, Leader of the Outlaws: We just want that horse of yours.
- Sheriff Burnett: You want my horse, there's an awful lot of ya. What are you gonna do with just one horse, anyhow?
- Walter, Leader of the Outlaws: Eat it. We're gonna feed off that beast for at least a week.”
Frank Wolff - Sheriff Gideon Burnett
Spartaco Conversi - Walter