Gift quotes

“If I give my heart to you, I’ll have none and you'll have two.”

Paul Hogan - Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee

“Bless the saints! It's an ashtray! I’ve been thinking of taking up smoking, this clinches it.”
Maureen Stapleton - Ma Kelly

“Y'know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never gonna get hurt? Well not me, ok? I was born with the gift of fear.”
Ryan Lee - Champ

“Want a balloon?”
Tim Curry - Pennywise

“- Mama Meley: What you want for Christmas, child?
- J.T. Gamble: A cat. I want me this cat I found.”
Theresa Merritt - Mama Meley
Kevin Hooks - J.T. Gamble

“These are for you to give me when you apologize.”

Keanu Reeves - Julian Mercer

“I’ll have a single shot of whiskey, and a double shot of whiskey and she'll have a water. Oh, what the hell, it's our anniversary. bring her a pepsi.”
J.D. Evermore - Redneck

I made an “I’m sorry I shot paint on your chicken” card.
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“- Jonathan Trager: I hope you enjoy the gloves you bought yourself.
- Sara Thomas: Oh, I will, I usually enjoy my own thoughtfulness.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager
Kate Beckinsale - Sara Thomas

“Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider this justice a gift on my daughter's wedding day.”

Marlon Brando - Don Vito Corleone

“- Pennywise: Don't you want a... balloon?
- Georgie Denbrough: I'm not supposed to take stuff from strangers; My dad said so.
- Pennywise: Very wise of your dad, Georgie. Very wise indeed. I, Georgie, am Pennywise the Dancing Clown, and you, are Georgie! So now we know each other! Correct?”
Tim Curry - Pennywise
Tony Dakota - Georgie Denbrough

“- Porthos: This sash was a gift to me, from the Queen of America.
- D'Artagnan: There's no queen of America!
- Porthos: I beg to differ, infant. We're on quite intimate terms, unless you can prove otherwise.”
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan

“Me, personally, I was never great at gift-giving. Maybe it’s because I never got to celebrate Christmas. I got Hanukkah. Doesn’t exactly prepare you the same way.”
Rachel Brosnahan - Miriam 'Midge' Maisel

“For Christmas, a gentile would get a bike as a reminder that their parents love them. For Hanukkah, we would get socks as a reminder that we were persecuted.”
Rachel Brosnahan - Miriam 'Midge' Maisel

“Marriettiello-Fabiè, I wanted to buy you a gift, but I forgot.
Fabietto Schisa-That's okay, Mario, it's the thought that counts.”
Lino Musella - Marriettiello
Filippo Scotti - Fabietto Schisa

“I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good hot black coffee.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Special Agent Dale Cooper

“She bought the car knowing I could buy the car. She wanted to minimize me. It’s not here. Next room. That’s why she bought a minivan. She wants to emasculate me. And she got it gray like her soul. It’s wonderful. It’s her spirit color.”

Shia LaBeouf - Sean

“You have given me the greatest gift of a lifetime. You let me feel alive for the first time. You helped me find hope again. That’s a wonderful thing.”
Marin Ireland - Sissy

“Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met! Do you really think another transparently manipulative – Oh, it’s a tiara! Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me.”
Mayim Bialik - Amy Farrah Fowler

“Then it’s settled. Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“You’ve given me more life than I ever deserved.”
Finn Wittrock - Edmund Tolleson

“Oh, I have a present for you. I didn't quite know what to get you. Besides, it's kind of awkward for me shopping, so here's a hundred dollars. You go and buy yourself something.”
Fred MacMurray - Jeff D. Sheldrake

“If you want to give me a present, give me a good life. That's something I can value.”

Raymond Massey - Adam Trask

“- Audrey Spitz: What's that?
- Charles Cavendish: That is the Quince dagger. Chinese steel, jewels from across the Orient. A gift to the family from Marco Polo. Or so the legend says.
- Audrey Spitz: God. Nick's grandmother gave us a toaster from Sears. Or so the legend says.”
Jennifer Aniston - Audrey Spitz
Luke Evans - Charles Cavendish

“- Lt. Topper Harley: There's something I want you to have. I've been putting a little away for the past ten years. It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do more.
- Mary Thompson: Why, Topper. That's so sweet. Why, with the three million that I won on this Lucky Lotto ticket, I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats.”
Charlie Sheen - Lt. Topper Harley
Heidi Swedberg - Mary Thompson