Girl quotes

“The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.”
Walter Matthau

“A word of advice, girls. If you're picking the wrong fight at least pick the right weapon.”
Jason Statham - Brant

“It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with.”
Clark Gable

“I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

- Ada Kurtzman: What do you mean "she's attractive"?
- Ben Kurtzman: Pretty.
- Ada Kurtzman: Oh my God...
- Ben Kurtzman: Mom, I said she was attractive, that doesn't necessarily mean I'm attracted to her!

Bebe Neuwirth - Ada Kurtzman
Ben Foster - Ben Kurtzman

“The whole thing with girls - its painful. And it seems like it keeps getting more painful instead of easier.”
Tim Daly - William 'Billy' Howard

“Teenage death girls want my dick not my words.”
Val Kilmer - Jim Morrison

“- Jam: It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that.
- Trip: Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man.”
Sam Huntington - Jam
James DeBello - Trip

“Nancy, you can't be the final girl. It's not in your DNA, or whatever. You're the shy girl with the clipboard and the guitar. You get laid and then you die. You're just part of the body count. No offense.”
Nina Dobrev - Vicki Summers

“- Shirley Blake: Who's that picture of?
- James Loop Merritt: Oh. A girl I used to know.
- Shirley Blake: She's a pretty lady.
- James Loop Merritt: I used to think so. But it's not enough to be pretty on the outside. You've got to be pretty on the inside, too.
- Shirley Blake: How can you be pretty in there?
- James Loop Merritt: By thinking...” (continue)(continue reading)
Shirley Temple - Shirley Blake
James Dunn - James Loop Merritt

“- Casey: Don't ask about my sister, she's 16.
- Miller: Well, yeah, but in the real world she's really like 18.
- Casey: No, in the real world she's 16.”
Skylar Astin - Casey
Miles Teller - Miller

“- Koko: God, she don't know what she's doing.
- Luke: Oh boy, she knows exactly what she's doing. She's driving us crazy, and loving every minute of it!”

Lou Antonio - Koko
Paul Newman - Luke

“It's a tale as old as time Ulysses. Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl. Girl goes into hypersleep.”
Harland Williams - Fred Z. Randall

“I'd look at them and I noticed, they don't stay like this. None of 'em. They put on years and pounds and wrinkles. And I got one like that at home. And we can talk to each other. I know her and I'll always know her.”

Danny DeVito - Jimmy Merino

“That girl is premier division. You, you're third division, maybe second if you wash your hair.”

Julian Littman - Rudi Morelli

“Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl.”
Chelsea Handler - Trish

“- Randy 'Pink' Floyd: Have you seen Jodi around?
- Wooderson: No she left your ass.
- Randy 'Pink' Floyd: Well you win some you lose some.”
Jason London - Randy 'Pink' Floyd
Matthew McConaughey - Wooderson

“- Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl.
- Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck?”
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis
Mindy Burbano - Gym Teacher Harbula

“I dressed her son up like a girl, and invited him to play with me.”

Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee

“- Peter Parker: I don't have time for girls right now.
- Harry Osborn: What are you - dead?”
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
James Franco - Harry Osborn

“- Eric: What's a coyote date?
- Chuck: You don't know?
- Mark: That's when you wake up in the morning, some ugly chick sleeping on your arm... and you'd rather gnaw it off than have to wake her up.”
Zachery Ty Bryan - Eric
Eli Craig - Chuck
Dylan Bruno - Mark

“A young girl with a body like that. When she's through with him they'll be nothing left but a smile and an old hat.”
Nancy Travis - Robin

“Come on, knock out a bit, make way for a woman in lust.”
Brenda Blethyn - Mari Hoff

“The white girl is back.”
Jinhee Joung - Kimmy Jin

“I must say, I find that girl utterly delightful. Flat as a board, enormous birthmark the shape of Mexico over half her face, sweating for hours on end in that sweltering kitchen, while Mendl, genius though he is, looms over her like a hulking gorilla. Yet without question, without fail, always and invariably, she's exceedingly lovely.”
Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave