Girl quotes

“- Johnny Storm: If we can't stop this, if it's really the end of the world... how are you going to spend your last few minutes?
- Ben Grimm: Part of me would like to go out fighting, but to tell you the truth, I think I'd like to spend my last few minutes holding onto Alicia.”
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm
Michael Chiklis - Ben Grimm

“- Jack O'Callahan: Why'd you wanna play college hockey?
- Ralph Cox: Isn't it obvious? For the girls.”
Michael Mantenuto - Jack O'Callahan

“- Dr. Jack Michler: Don Juan, this young woman Dona Ana, must be very special. I would like so much to hear about her.
- Don Juan DeMarco: Have you ever met a woman who inspires you to love? Until your every sense is filled with her? You inhale her. You taste her. You see your unborn children in her eyes and know that your heart has at last...” (continue)(continue reading)
Marlon Brando - Dr. Jack Mickler
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up.”
Luke Wilson - Ben Stone

“- Doug Madsen: You like the waitress?
- Dudley Frank: Oh, man. I wanted to say something funny to her, but all I could think of was black jokes.
- Bobby Davis: Like which ones?
- Dudley Frank: I forget.
- Bobby Davis: Why don't you tell the one that ends with you getting your ass whooped.
- Dudley Frank: Would that be funny?
- Bobby Davis: I'll...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Allen - Doug Madsen
William H. Macy - Dudley Frank
Martin Lawrence - Bobby Davis

“Stay the fuck away from the girl, or else I'll beat you with my nut sack!”
Phil Schmeidel - Billy

“You know, guys, I never expected to die like this. I thought I'd meet a nice girl, settle down, and then she'd eat my head.”
Seth Rogen - Mantis

“Never trust a woman who whistles for her own cab.”
Woody Allen - CW Briggs

- Taran: What does a girl know about swords, anyway?
- Eilonwy: "Girl"? "Girl"? If it wasn't for this girl, you would still be in the Horned King's dungeon.
Grant Bardsley - Taran
Susan Sheridan - Eilonwy

“It's my one day off, and you gotta tear around here? Now just, just cool it, kid. You're a girl, not a racehorse.”

Ron Eldard - Glen Waddell

“- Stanley: What are you doing?
- Eugene Morris Jerome: Astronomy. I have to bring in a report tomorrow.
- Stanley: Let me know when she gets to the Milky Way.”

Brian Drillinger - Stanley
Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome

“Lion's looking for some courage... Tin Man's looking for a heart... Ain't none of them lookin' for some pussy, and they skippin' down the street with a bitch!”

Martin Lawrence - Martin Lawrence

“- Jake: I do independent study with her. I catch her lookin' at me a lot. It's kinda cool, the way she's always lookin' at me.
- Jock: Maybe she's retarded.
- Jake: I'm being serious, okay? She looks at me like she's in love with me.”
Michael Schoeffling - Jake
Steve Monarque - Jock

“- Tracy: What did you do for girls up here?
- Jack McCann: I guess we did without. Unlike some people I know.
- Tracy: Suppose I'd been here. Would you have given me a second glance?
- Jack McCann: No. My darling Tracy, I never would have taken my eyes off you.”
Theresa Russell - Tracy
Gene Hackman - Jack McCann

“- Kermit the Frog: It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation; this crowd's getting ugly.
- Fozzie Bear: If you think this crowd's ugly, you should see the dancing girls.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Angel: Where'd you get the car?
- Randy: The car? I borrowed it.
- Angel: What about the girl?
- Randy: She came with the car.”
Kristy McNichol - Angel
Matt Dillon - Randy

“- Marty Cantor: You tell O'Neil that you're looking for a girl, he gives you the pictures of a girl. He obliges you to get you off his back. And you believe him?
- Jack Ryan: I didn't tell him I was looking for a girl, Marty.”

J.E. Freeman - Marty Cantor
Harrison Ford - Jack Ryan

“- Carl: Come on, man. We are out for action tonight!
- Ken: You don't understand. I don't want the action. I'm not looking for action. What I want is a nice girl.
- Carl: Me too! One nice girl. Nice tits, nice ass, nice.”
Paul Jabara - Carl
John Friedrich - Ken

“I found the Picasso. It wasn't easy. I was looking for a woman with a guitar and it was all cubes. It took me two hours to find her nose.”
Woody Allen - CW Briggs

“This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.”
Malcom McDowell - Principal Gibbons

“- Randal: I know that you're a huge fucking nerd of Potsie-like proportions, and no chicks dig nerds. Especially nerds that are into Lord of the Rings.
- Elias: Chicks dig Lord of the Rings, Randal.
- Randal: Yeah. The kind of chicks that are into swords and elves and shit, and I wouldn't fuck them with the torch of Gondor.
- Elias: Oh, you're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeff Anderson - Randal
Trevor Fehrman - Elias

“- Israel Swan: If you don't find a nice girl in Colorado, just remember, there's plenty of mountain sheep.
- George Noon: How big of mountain sheep?”
Jon Hegel - Isreal Swan
Dian Bachar - George Noon

- Barry: Hey Dante! My girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night.
- Dante: No shit? And by “girlfriend" do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
- Barry: [laughing hysterically] Yes.
Jonah Hill - Barry
Peter Dante - Dante

A little hamster once spent his days in an RV park, dreaming of the day when he, too, would save a little girl from danger and be told: "You did it. You saved the day".

Mark Walton - Rhino

“- Cosmo Topper: I came over here to look for it.
- Police Detective Roberts: How did you know it was here?
- Cosmo Topper: She told me.
- Police Detective Roberts: She? Who's she?
- Cosmo Topper: The dead girl.”

Roland Young - Cosmo Topper
Donald MacBride - Police Detective Roberts