Girl quotes

“Women are a beautiful bed of flowers. Of course there's a weed here and there.”

Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee

College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys.
Jerry O'Connell - Trip McNeely

- Herb Sullivan: No broad!
- Charlie Gordon: Well, that's too bad, 'cause I got one lined up: rich... "Texas rich". With an ass so beautiful, it's a shame she has to sit down on it.
Jack Lemmon - Herb Sullivan
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon

“- Kayla: How come I never get to be the hostage?
- Travis: That's because you're a girl.
- Bucky: Hey, girls can be hostages, too. I mean, we're moving toward the twenty-first century and girls can be whatever they want.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Kayla
Jordan Warkol - Travis
Micah Gardener - Bucky Miller

“- Ken: Have a girl, Chuck?
- Charles Cummings: No thanks, I'm full.”
Jeffrey Tambor - Ken
Jon Cryer - Charles Cummings

“Someone has seen her, all right. Someone always sees a girl with $400,000.”
William H. Macy - Milton Arbogast

“- Vince LaRocca: She's a broad. Y'got it? Just a broad!
- Mother Superior: I guarantee you she is no broad! She is Sister Mary Clarence of St. Katherine's Convent. She's a model of generosity, virtue, and love! You have my word for it, gentlemen, she is a nun!
- Willy: Ya hear that? Now, aren't you glad we didn't shoot her?”
Harvey Keitel - Vince LaRocca
Maggie Smith - Mother Superior
Richard Portnow - Willy

“- Tracy Lord: I don't seem to you made of bronze?
- Macaulay Connor: No, you're made out of flesh and blood. That's the blank, unholy surprise of it. You're the golden girl, Tracy. Full of life and warmth and delight.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

“The girl of my dreams is a vegetable!”
Anthony Starke - Chad Finletter

“- Phyllis Nefler: I’ve lost my will to shop.
- Vicki Sprantz: Phyllis, that's not funny.”
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler
Stephanie Beacham - Vicki Sprantz

“I went out with a girl once that told me to go jump in the lake. When I got back, she was gone.”
Eddie Bracken - Bert Sparks

“German girls find scars very attractive.”
Deborah Kerr - Johnny Cannon

- Mrs. Van Hopper: Most girls would give their eyes for the chance to see Monte!
- "Maxim" de Winter: Wouldn't that rather defeat the purpose?
Florence Bates - Mrs. Van Hopper
Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter

“Sometimes girls like you go down and down until at last they fall victim to narcotics!”

Virginia Weidler - Harriet Thomas

- Valerie: I didn't want you to think Earth girls were easy.
- Mac: What is "easy"?
- Valerie: This is "easy".

Geena Davis - Valerie
Jeff Goldblum - Mac

“Hmong girls over here fit in better. The girls go to college and the boys go to jail.”
Ahney Her - Sue

“Thank you for a frightening, confusing, strange and dangerous time. What more could a girl ask for?”
Meredith Salenger - Lainie Diamond

“- Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
- Alfalfa: No, of course not.
- Spanky: Good.
- Stymie: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?”
Kevin Jamal Woods - Stymie
Bug Hall - Alfalfa