Girl quotes

“She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.”
Scott Caan - Tweeter

“- Carson: You are not like anybody I have ever met.
- Buzz: Well you are like every girl I've ever met. You're stuck-up tight-assed and conventional.”
Phoebe Cates - Carson
Robert Rusler - Buzz

“- Chip: Mama, there's a girl in the castle!
- Mrs. Potts: Now Chip, I'll not have you making up such wild stories.
- Chip: Really, Mama, I saw her!
- Mrs. Potts: Not another word, into the tub.
- Chip: [Mrs. Potts lifts Chip into the tub] But. What?
- Featherduster: A girl! I saw a girl in the castle!”
Bradley Pierce - Chip
Dame Angela Lansbury - Mrs. Potts
Kimmy Robertson - Featherduster

“- Victor Thigpen: Ricky, think my mom's gonna like her?
- Ricky Wade: I don't know... but your dad's gonna love her!”

Brad Grunberg - Victor Thigpen
Corey Feldman - Ricky Wade

“- J.J. McClure: I need a girl.
- Victor Prinzim: Yeah, me too.
- J.J. McClure: You?
- Victor Prinzim: Sure. Hey, J.J., I'm not a eunuch, you know.
- J.J. McClure: Of course you're not a eunuch. Don't put yourself down like that. You have a striking resemblance to a eunuch but... just kidding.”
Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure
Dom DeLuise - Victor Prinzim

There's this movie playing out at the drive in. I've seen it about five times. It's called "Saturday Night Girls".
John Philbin - Gideon

“- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: What time did they leave?
- Layton: Right after you passed out, sir.
- Jackson 'Jack' Durant: Well, I hope you took over my duties as host, Layton.
- Layton: Yes sir, I took the big blonde home.”
Warner Baxter - Jackson 'Jack' Durant
Charles Butterworth - Layton

“- Hank: What about, uh... What was her name? Carrie Richards? She liked you even though you were a broke dick.
- Jacob: Oh, her. Yeah. That was a whole different deal. That was... her friends, they pitched in 100 bucks altogether and bet her that she wouldn't go steady with me for a month.”
Bill Paxton - Hank
Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

“I saw this girl next to me who wasn't beautiful until she smiled.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jim Carroll

“Come on Harry, the maiden fair waits for her knight in shining corduroy.”

Leslie William Nielsen - Richard Vickers

“- Bo Richards: I just feel bad about that girl. I did not want to hurt her.
- Roy Alston: She didn't know what hit her. We gave her two seconds of pain. Girls like that one have given us eighteen years of pain.”
Charlie Sheen - Bo Richards
Maxwell Caulfield - Roy Alston

“- Alan Swann: Are you in love with the girl?
- Benjy Stone: I think I am. But, I don't know what she wants.
- Alan Swann: Romance, Stone. That's the only thing that you can be sure they all want.”
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone

“Back where I come from, any experience with something with only two feet, uhm, was considered a plus... but down here in London... it's all about something else. Getting a girl can be like... waging a full-scale campaign.”
Dexter Fletcher - Charles Highway

“Lucky, please don't feel bad. You still got me. Of course I ain't a young and pretty girl. I ain't even a girl, but I'll stick. I'll never leave you.”

Victor Moore - Pop Cardetti

“- Casey Ryback: I was just wondering what the girl in the corner there was drinking?
- Kelly, Barmaid: You mean the little girl with the tonic and lime, and the bad I.D.?
- Casey Ryback: That's the one.”

Steven Seagal - Casey Ryback
Sandra Taylor - Kelly, Barmaid

“- David Jason: How come I like balling black chicks so much?
- John Hull: I don't know. Maybe you feel like you're fucking a slave.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Jason
Laurence Fishburne - John Hull

“College girls have three times more sexual partners than a regular girl.”
Gary Wolf - Snake

“You're the most beautiful girlfriend I've ever had. Actually, you're the only girlfriend I've ever had.”
Toby Radloff - Dickie

“Darling, I am more man than you will ever be, and more woman than you will ever get.”

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty

“- Lucy Draper: I'm an Armadillo just like the others.
- Manumana: You're an Armadillo, but not like the others.
- Lucy Draper: You're alright Manu.”

Kathy Ireland - Lucy Draper
Peter Navy Tuiasosopo - Manumana

“- John Robie: You're a singular girl.
- Frances Stevens: Is that good or bad?
- John Robie: Oh, it's good, it's quite good. You know what you want. You go out after it and nothing stops you from getting it.
- Frances Stevens: You make it sound corny.”
Cary Grant - John Robie
Grace Kelly - Frances Stevens

“I don't want to hit a lady, Horton, but I wouldn't mind hitting her.”
George Burns - David Watson

“She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks, she was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita. Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin. My soul.”
Jeremy Irons - Humbert Humbert

“- Danny: Well you know, these girls are only good for one thing.
- Sonny: Yeah, what are you suppose to do with them the rest of the 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?”
John Travolta - Danny
Michael Tucci - Sonny

“In dealing with a girl or horse, one just lets nature take its course.”
Fred Astaire - Jerry Travers