Girl quotes

“You just pissed off a severely hormonal pregnant woman!”
Piper Perabo - Nora Baker-McNulty

“Three things I learned being a private eye: never trust a girl, always get it on tape, and bring backup.”
Lochlyn Munro - Marty Mackenzie

“[as Gammy Num-Nums] And yet, Backstreet Boy, this is one girl who isn't content to be the Malcolm in your middle!”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“We don't let them lil' girl scouts sell them cookies unless we get a cut of that shit you bitch ass nigga!”
Dartanyan Edmonds - LaDomal

“If a girl is six-feet-five inches tall, she's bound to have special problems.”
Spencer Tracy - Capt. T. G. Culpepper

“- Catwoman: You like bad girls?
- Tom Lone: Only if they like me back.”
Halle Berry - Catwoman
Benjamin Bratt - Tom Lone

“- Dawn Weiner: Do you think about girls?
- Mark Weiner: Are you kidding? I want to get into a good school.”
Heather Matarazzo - Dawn Wiener
Matthew Faber - Mark Wiener

“One of these days one of you boys is going to start one of these scenes differently and one of us girls is going to drop dead from surprise.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Lee Leander

“- Mrs. Topper: I think its ridiculous for a man of your age to pursue young girls. What will the neighbors think?
- Cosmo Topper: I didn't pursue them, Clara. They forced themselves on me.
- Mrs. Topper: Don't be absurd! Imagine girls, pretty girls, forcing themselves on a paunchy, middle-aged man.”
Billie Burke - Mrs. Topper
Roland Young - Cosmo Topper

“I'm twenty-seven-years-old, I've no money and no prospects. I'm already a burden to my parents and I'm frightened.”
Claudie Blakley - Charlotte Lucas

“Love is dead. Love is a fantasy little girls have.”
John Cassavetes - Robert Harmon

“I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.”
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“Hank, you know, I've never, I've never even kissed a girl before. And you know what? If being rich will change that, I'm all for it. I don't care. I just wanna feel it, you know? I just wanna know what people do, you know? I don't care if it's 'cause of the money.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

“How do you cut yourself shaving in the fucking bathtub? That's just fucking clumsy. Who shaves in a bathtub anyway? Only chicks take baths.”

Chris Gauthier - Hector Passmore

“The place is a joke, alright? They don't come to watch you sing, they come to watch girls shaking it on a bar!”

Piper Perabo - Kevin O'Donnell

- "Wishy": If I'm the one that gets killed, get twenty-five beautiful girls to walk around me.
- "Doc": Why?
- "Wishy": If I don't get up, then you know I'm dead.
Lou Costello - "Wishy"
Bud Abbott - "Doc"

“Question how does a girl who falls, no actually jumps eyes wide open, down a rabbit hole, plummeting into chaos come out unchanged? Answer, she doesn't.”
Brittany Murphy - Stacy

“I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?”
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman

“I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling... smiling. I can't take this no more!”

Chauncey Leopardi - Michael 'Squints' Palledorous

- Brother Timothy: What's your excuse?
- Michael Dunn: I don't know. Waiting for inspiration.
- Brother Timothy: Inspiration? Who from? The Holy Ghost? Come on, it's a cinch. You walk up to some girl, you look her in the eye, you say "excuse me, but do you want to dance?". It works every time.

John Heard - Brother Timothy
Andrew McCarthy - Michael Dunn

“Ed: There's a girl in the garden.
Shaun: What?
Ed: In the garden, there is a girl.”
Nick Frost - Ed
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
- Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
- Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl, mate.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Orlando Bloom - Will Turner

“What kind of woman would beat her plastic doll?”
Jim Belushi - Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini

“- Dan: Imagine finding you here.
- Bijou: I'm the type of girl you're liable to find anywhere.”
John Wayne - Dan
Marlene Dietrich - Bijou

- Chester Lee: You've got to change your behavior.
- Matthew: Oh and what'd I do?
- Chester Lee: What'd you do? A girl doesn't give the opposing team the finger and tell their coach, "Up yours!". A girl doesn't refer to the referee as a blind bastard. A girl doesn't slap another girl on the ass and say, "You're hot stuff!". And a girl doesn't... (continue)(continue reading)
Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee
Jonathan Brandis - Matthew