Hair quotes

“- Aunt Gussie: You washed your hair. It'll never dry by dinner.
- Sybylla Melvyn: Perhaps I should cut it all off!”
Patricia Kennedy - Aunt Gussie
Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn

It was a cold and rainy day in March. I went to Kristoff's where I usually get my hair done. But Kristoff wasn't there. He had mysteriously disappeared. In his place was a stranger named Rinaldo. I'll never forget him. His eyes were steely gray. His hands were like ice. He said “I’ll streak your hair and I'll give you a body wave.” He worked... (continue)(continue reading)
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“I ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns.
[her hair gets singed by a laser]
My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a bitch!
[begins blasting]”

Daphne Zuniga - Princess Vespa

“- Sarah Bailey: [braiding a strand of Laura's hair into Rochelle's] Laura really has split ends.
- Rochelle: Really?
- Sarah Bailey: I guess this confirms she's not a natural blonde.
- Rochelle: Bleach!”
Robin Tunney - Sarah Bailey
Rachel True - Rochelle

“- Annie: This is so scary.
- Hallie: Honey, you never looked better.”

Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

Haircut suits you, by the way. No, it does, it does! No gag. "Never make a joke about a woman's hair, clothes or menstrual cycles", page one.
John Hannah - James

“- Doris Mann: What is wrong with your hair?
- Suzanne Vale: I don't know; it's all the rage in the rehab.”
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“- Laura Lizzie: Ow! You pulled my hair out!
- Sarah Bailey: Sorry, I thought I saw a bug. They have shampoo for that, you know.
- Laura Lizzie: Stupid bitch.”
Christine Taylor - Laura Lizzie
Robin Tunney - Sarah Bailey

“Hair like Jesus wore it. Hallelujah! I adore it! Hallelujah! Mary loved her son. Why don't my mother love me?”
Don Dacus - Woof

“- Jason: Marcia, I may be able to use you as a model, but first you'll have to do a little work on yourself.
- Marcia Brady: You mean like walking with a book on my head?
- Jason: No, I mean like cutting that mousy hair, capping those teeth, and losing about 30 pounds, my little sausage. How do you feel about breast implants?”
David Leisure - Jason
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?”

Anthony Clark - Paul the Hotel Barber

“- Maxie Devine: Where did you get that haircut? In the Army?
- Christopher Dubois: No, um... I'm a sailor.”
James Remar - Maxie Devine
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Christopher Dubois

“Fifteen. Fifteen puppies! How marvelous! How marvelous! How perfectly! Oh, the devil take it, they're mongrels. No spots! No spots at all! What a horrid little white rat!”
Betty Lou Gerson - Cruella De Vil

“- Streebek: This guy knows God personally, I hear they play racquetball together.
- Friday: Well, just go ahead and chuckle away, mister. I don't hear God laughing.
- Streebek: You will, once he sees your haircut.”
Tom Hanks - Streebek
Dan Aykroyd - Friday

“- Serge Stanieff: The men in my country go wild about women with yellow hair.
- Lady Lou: I'm glad you told me. I wanna keep straight on my geography.”
Gilbert Roland - Serge Stanieff
Mae West - Lady Lou