Hair quotes

“Many years after I was married, one night, I found Heather in front of the house. She had a knife in one hand, and her hair in the other. When I asked her why she had done such a thing to herself, she said it was the one part of her that would never age. It would remain the same as when I first fell in love with her. That's how she wanted me to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christopher Lambert - Connor MacLeod

“- Dr. Michael Reynolds: Why don't you grow some pubic hair, junior?
- Brandon 'Blue' Monroe: I got pubic hair, asshole. It's the one place I got hair left.”
Woody Harrelson - Dr. Michael Reynolds
Jon Seda - Brandon 'Blue' Monroe

“- Reporter: You think it's about time for a hairpiece?
- Drew 'Bundini' Brown: What you talking 'bout a hairpiece for? You already done lost all your hair, you cueball headed motherfucker.”
Steven Randazzo - Reporter
Jamie Foxx - Drew 'Bundini' Brown

“What are you going to do? Style my hair?”

Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang

- Pete: Do you have another cameraman who can make her look like a natural blonde?
- Lanie Kerrigan: I'm a TV personality. My hair is my trademark. Just like the "I don't like to shower" look is your trademark.
Edward Burns - Pete
Angelina Jolie - Lanie Kerrigan

“If you wanna be a femme fatale, you can't rest on your L'Oréals!”

Julie Brown - Candy Pink

“- Sean Dawkins: How's my hair look? Finesse?
- Gordie Boggs: Bro, you're driving a truck full of ass juice. I wouldn't worry about your hair.”
Scott Caan - Sean Dawkins
David Arquette - Gordie Boggs

“- Capt. Bob Hyde: What the hell did you do to your hair?
- Sally Hyde: I've stopped straightening it.”
Bruce Dern - Capt. Bob Hyde
Jane Seymour Fonda - Sally Hyde

“- Reporter: What do you have to say to all the hair follicles recently laid off form the scalp?
- Mayor Phlegming: There will be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back.”
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“- Bill: So Edward, did you have a productive day?
- Edward: Mrs Monroe showed me where the salon's going to be.
- Edward: [turns to Peg] You could have a cosmetics counter.
- Peg Boggs: Oh, wouldn't that be great!
- Bill: Great.
- Edward: And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off.”
Alan Arkin - Bill
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands
Dianne Wiest - Peg

“- Stuart Sutcliffe: I like the blonde but I prefer the brunette.
- John Lennon: Blondes have more fun.
- Stuart Sutcliffe: Says who?
- John Lennon: Swedes.”
Stephen Dorff - Stuart Sutcliffe
Ian Hart - John Lennon

“- Harry Sears: You dye your hair.
- Molly: So what else is new?
- Harry Sears: Not just the hair on your head. I'm talking about your eyebrows, when you raise your arm - you know, under there - the fuzz over here... And it doesn't have to be vulgar!”
Peter Falk - Harry Sears
Laurene Landon - Molly

“I'm not afraid of you. I told Helen you wouldn't be so ugly if you cut your hair.”
Tina Majorino - Enola

“- Geometry Student: I can't see through her hair.
- Tracy Turnblad: I can't help it if he's short.
- Geometry Teacher: You're ratted hair is preventing yet another student's geometry education.”
Ricki Lake - Tracy Turnblad
Rhea Feikin - Geometry Teacher

“- Joan of Arc: How dare you stop me from doing God's will?
- Aulon: He didn't tell you to cut all your hair.
- Joan of Arc: How dare you tell me what God tells me to do?
- Aulon: Whatever, but since He's not going to come down and do it Himself, I mean, at least let someone cut it properly!”
Milla Jovovich - Joan of Arc
Desmond Harrington - Aulon

“- Larry:I don't have anything in my place, I just left with a suitcase. I lost my comb. This morning, I had to brush my hair with my toothbrush. I mean, I cleaned it out really good so I feel more comfortable, but it takes about twenty minutes. Does it look okay?
- Warren: No, it looks good, I was just thinking about how good it looks.
- Larry:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Martin - Larry
Charles Grodin - Warren

“- Farmer: I can tell you one thing about them founding fathers of America.
- Sheriff Dollard: What's that?
- Farmer: They sure had fabulous wigs.”
Chris Penn - Sheriff Dollard

“- Evans: There ya are, Dutchy, you're 21 again.
- Jake: I'm just now 19, Nort.
- Evans: Is that so.”

Zach Grenier - Mr. Evans
Tobey Maguire - Jake Roedel

“Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.”
Lucy Gutteridge - Hillary Flammond

“Say, can you see my eyes? If you can, then my hair's too short.”
Don Dacus - Woof

“Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks? That ain't you hair, man. Take that pile of shit off your head.”

Eddie Murphy - Buddy Love

“That Dorothy... the hair, the teeth, and the smell.”
John Gordon Sinclair - Gregory

“I'm glad to see Slappy White here today. Now at least I know my hubcaps are safe. And Rip Taylor, is that a toupee, or did a beaver curl up and die on your head? As I look at Henny Youngman today, I'm not so sure we're burying the right guy.”
Belinda Balaski - Bernice Pitnik

“- Pool Man: Do you have a cat?
- Irene Moffitt: No!
- Pool Man: Good. Then it's just a hairball.”

Michael Goodell - Pool Man
Lainie Kazan - Irene Moffitt

“- Harlan 'Flat-top' Meyers: I've been waiting for you!
- Andre Krimm: You should be waiting for the guy that cut your hair!”
Tom Whitenight - Harlan 'Flat-top' Meyers
Sinbad - Andre Krimm