Hair quotes

“- Whitney: Tough, but fair.
- Natalie: Just like my leg hair.”
Betty Gilpin - Whitney
Rebel Wilson - Natalie

“- Rez Gavron: We have to change the color of your hair.
- Ally: What's wrong with my hair?
- Rez Gavron: I'm thinking platinum...
- Ally: I don't want to be a fucking blonde.”
Rafi Gavron - Rez Gavron
Lady Gaga - Ally

“You're pretty strong for a little lady and you have a lot of hair on your lip. We don't like our waitresses to have hairy lips. So I'll tell you what, shave. Oh, and after you shave, you're fired.”

Jackie Gleason - U.S. Bates

“- Harlan: I'm converting to a Catholic.
- Lillian: And I'm converting to a blonde.”
Dennis Lipscomb - Harlan
Debbie Harry - Lillian

“- Disgust: There are no bears in San Francisco.
- Anger: I saw a really hairy guy, he looked like a bear.”
Mindy Kaling - Disgust
Lewis Niles Black - Anger

“The hell with the hair on your head. It's the hair on your chest that counts.”
Humphrey Bogart

“- Striker: Ok Murdock, I think I got something that just might work.
- Murdock: What?
- Striker: A bobby pin.
- Murdock: Bobby pin. What the hell's a man doing with a bobby pin?”

Robert Hays - Striker
William Shatner - Murdock

"If you get your head out of your ass long enough"? "Kiss my ass"? You're gettin' more and more like me every day. Next thing you know you're gonna have afros... big dicks and all!
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“When I went blonde for Sin City three years ago, I swear I’ve never had more male attention. I’d go to a bar and all these Arab princes and much older men would want to buy me a drink – I’m talking guys in their eighties!”
Jessica Alba

“What is a brunette standing between two blondes? An interpreter.”
Madonna - Sarah Jennings

“- Colin: Why don't you come work for me? You're young. You should be with a winner.
- Nate: I prefer to work somewhere with a little bit of legacy.
- Colin: Nothing lasts forever.
- [Both laugh]
- Nate: [staring up at Colin's bald head] Clearly.”
Colin Mochrie - Colin Frost
Portia Doubleday - Nate

“- Edna Turnblad: First the hair, now this?
- Wilbur Turnblad: But, all the kids are battin' up their hair now, hon.
- Tracy Turnblad: And our first lady, Jacqueline Kennedy does it! - Edna Turnblad: I don't believe that.
- Tracy Turnblad: What do you mean you don't believe that? How else would it look...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Travolta - Edna Turnblad
Christopher Walken - Wilbur Turnblad
Nikky Blonsky - Tracy Turnblad

“She is indeed, most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose.”
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent

“- Tracy Turnblad: How do you get your hair so straight and so flat?
- Beatnik Chick: With an iron, man. I play my bongos, listen to Odetta, and then I iron my hair. Dig?”
Ricki Lake - Tracy Turnblad
Pia Zadora - Beatnik Chick

“- Daphne Wilder: What are you gonna do with your hair? Maybe you oughta button these buttons, you look like you're asking for it.
- Milly: I am asking for it!”
Diane Keaton - Daphne Wilder
Mandy Moore - Milly

“Pubic hair causes crime.”
Mark Joy - Jimmy

“- Zed: Can I see you later?
- Maya: I think I have to wash my hair.
- Zed: You washed your hair last year.”
Jack Black - Zed
June Diane Raphael - Maya

“- Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
- Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind!”
Jay Baruchel - Jay
Jonah Hill - Jonah

“One of the great joys in life is having one's hair brushed.”
Vanessa Redgrave - Claire

“- Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?
- Janis Ian: Your mom's chest hair!”
Lizzy Caplan - Janis Ian

“Oh my God, Rayna. Thank God your hair broke your fall.”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Denise Dahlberg: They give me this ribbon to wear... but I haven't got any damn hair to put it into.
- Stephen Klein: You look great.”

Lori Lethin - Denise Dahlberg
Steve Guttenberg - Stephen Klein

“You ain’t got a forehead you got a five-head.”
Mike Epps - Reggie

“- Nicholas Devereaux: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine.
- Mia Thermopolis: The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy.”
Chris Pine - Nicholas Devereaux
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis

“Nice hair. Why do you dye the roots black?”

Lorenzo Lamas - Jake Kilkanin