Hair quotes

I walked over to her and I'm trying to relax her and calm her down and I said "I like your hair!" and she has this Southern accent and she says "My hair makes me closer to Jesus". I couldn't believe it! It looked like she had gone to an ice cream store to get her hair done!

Bonnie Hunt - Dr. Gail Holland

“I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.”
Ralph Brown - Danny

“All of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these fair haired ladies like to sit on men's faces.”
Sir Sean Connery - Ramírez

“You've got a lot of repressed feelings, don't you, Friday? Must be what keeps your hair up.”

Tom Hanks - Streebek

- Martin Daniels: He says he doesn't wear a wig, and a person doesn't take it as a compliment if you say, "nice wig".
- Clifford: But I didn't say "nice wig", Uncle Martin, I said "bestest-looking wig". I believe there is a difference.
Charles Grodin - Martin Daniels
Martin Hayter Short - Clifford Daniels

“- Mr. Berger, George's Father: Goddammit, every time you come home there's trouble. Why don't you clean yourself up a bit? Why don't you get a haircut? Get a haircut and I'll give you the money, you don't even have to pay it back.
- George Berger: You'll give me the money if I get a haircut?”
George J. Manos - Mr. Berger, George's Father
Treat Williams - George Berger

“You look so good with blond hair and black roots its like not even funny.”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Pilgrim: Have you got any hairs up your nose?
- Frenssen: Why?
- Pilgrim: I've got some up my ass. Maybe we can tie them together?”
Jan Fedder - Pilgrim
Ralf Richter - Frenssen

“You'll never find a hairline like mine.”

Mike Epps - Reggie

“Sometimes you've just gotta wonder if there's any real difference between you and I. I mean, I can be pretty hairy too, you know.”

John Lithgow - George Henderson

“- Edna Turnblad: Tracy, I have told you about that hair. All ratted up like a teenage Jezebel!
- Penny Pingleton: Tracy's flamboyant flip is all the rage, Ms. Edna. Jackie Kennedy, our First Lady, even rats her hair.
- Edna Turnblad: But Tracy ain't no First Lady. Are your Tracy? No siree. She's a hair hopper, that's what she is!”
Divine - Edna Turnblad
Leslie Ann Powers - Penny Pingleton

“- Jessica: Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eighth graders, but you have no idea what it's like... to wake up every morning... and have to shave your chin.
- Hildenburg: [crying] Yes, I do.”
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Megan Kuhlmann - Hildenburg

“- Guy in bathroom: Hey, you're in the Army, yes?
- Dignan: No, I just have short hair.”
Owen Wilson - Dignan

“- Claire: Your hair looks good, the curls work. Why don't you get a perm?
- Rose Morgan: I tried that once, I looked like Shirley Temple on crack.”
Mimi Rogers - Claire
Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan

“- John Patrick Mason: I want a suite, a shower, a shave, the feel of a suit.
- Stanley Goodspeed: May I also suggest a haircut?
- John Patrick Mason: Am I out of style?
- Stanley Goodspeed: Unless you're a 20 year old guitarist from Seattle. It's a grunge thing.”

Sir Sean Connery - John Patrick Mason
Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed

“- Dr. Reston: Do you have a lot of stress at work?
- Frankie Paige: I cut hair.”
Ann Cusack - Dr. Reston
Patricia Arquette - Frankie Paige

“- Sgt. Botnick: The Romans invented the military cut. You know why?
- Andy Barclay: Why?
- Sgt. Botnick: To keep their hair short, so their enemies couldn't grab a hold of it in battle and slit their throat.”
Andrew Robinson - Sergeant Botnick
Justin Whalin - Andy Barclay

“- Magnolia: Child, what have you done to your hair? Your aunt is gonna kill me!
- Tiger Ann Parker: I wanted to reinvent myself.
- Magnolia: Well, at least you had the sense to cut it on a full-moon day.”
Karen Robinson - Magnolia
Kelsey Keel - Tiger Ann Parker

“- Lucy: Why are men bald?
- Sam Dawson: Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.”
Dakota Fanning - Lucy
Sean Penn - Sam Dawson

“- Tim Travis: Oh my god. Your hair is so fluffy, you're like the fucking Easter Bunny!
- Kyle Dwyer: You should feel my tail.”

Emile Hirsch - Tim Travis
Ryan Donowho - Kyle Dwyer

“Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... they say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert.”
Al Pacino - Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade

“- Ken Hutchinson: Okay, let me ask you a question, which one do you want? ’Cause we're gonna stick to this?
- David Starsky: I've always had a thing for blondes.
- Ken Hutchinson: Good, cause I'll take anything.”
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson
Ben Stiller - David Starsky

“Damn she got in a fight with a hairdryer, and the hairdryer won.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“I don't think a woman is really a woman, unless she's a blonde.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

“Is that your real hair or did you scalp an angel?”

Bob Hope - Larry Haines