Holidays quotes

“Everyone knows that Halloween was invented by a candy company.”
Omri Katz - Max

“- Joe Bradley: Tell you what. Why don't we do all those things, together?
- Princess Ann: But don't you have to work?
- Joe Bradley: Work? No. Today's gonna be a holiday.”
Gregory Peck - Joe Bradley
Audrey Hepburn - Princess Ann

“- Daniel Kintner: The only reason we are out here in the first place is because of your fucking job!
- Susan Watkins: What?
- Daniel Kintner: If it were not for your job, we would not have thrown our plans out the window, rushed around at the last minute and settled on this fucking trip!”
Daniel Travis - Daniel Kintner
Blanchard Ryan - Susan Watkins

“Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

- Sid: How do you spell "holiday"?
- John: S-H-I-T.
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sid Vicious
Andrew Schofield - John

“- Susan Watkins: I can't even believe you'd bring that up right now. You were the one who picked the dates.
- Daniel Kintner: Oh yeah, of my whopping two choices - this was the better date.”

Blanchard Ryan - Susan Watkins
Daniel Travis - Daniel Kintner

“Other people go on vacation and spend their days just laying around. We have a story we're going to be telling for the rest of our lives.”
Daniel Travis - Daniel Kintner

“Everything for a man on holiday. Explosive alarm clock - guaranteed never to wake up anyone who uses it. Dentonite toothpaste - to be used sparingly, the latest in plastic explosive.”

Desmond Llewelyn - Q

“I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those bastards went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us.”
Anne Bancroft - Adele

“- Harry Lime: [opens the cash register and steals money from it] Merry Christmas, Harry.
- Marv Merchants: [opens the money chest and steals money from it] Happy Hanukkah, Marv.”
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“- Wednesday Addams: Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.
- Dr. Greta Pinder-Schloss: Oh, my little bundle. So much you don't understand. The human spirit, it is a hard thing to kill.
- Granny: Even with a chainsaw.”
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams
Elizabeth Wilson - Dr. Greta Pinder-Schloss
Judith Malina - Granny

“- Martin, the James' Butler: Shall we review your mother's list?
- Annie: Mm-hmm.
- Martin, the James' Butler: Now, let's see. Vitamins?
- Annie: Check.
- Martin, the James' Butler: Minerals?
- Annie: Check.
- Martin, the James' Butler: List of daily fruits and vegetables?
- Annie: Check, check.
- Annie: [Martin glances at Annie] Check for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Simon Kunz - Martin
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“- Brennan Newton: Dad, this disc is a reject.
- Richard Newton: What? No, that was supposed to be one of the highlights of the trip.”

Joe Pichler - Brennan Newton
Judge Reinhold - Richard Newton

“- Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
- Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!”
Trevor Snarr - Don
Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite

“- Adrian: It's Thanksgiving.
- Rocky: Yeah, to you it's Thanksgiving; to me it's Thursday.”
Talia Shire - Adrian
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“You wouldn't put Ted, Ryce or Emily in a kennel, and Beethoven's our cousin too!”

Michaela Gallo - Sara Newton

“- Mr. Wheat: What's your hurry, my brother?
- Dexter Reed: My hurry is it's now officially summer vacation and yet I'm still looking at you.
- Mr. Wheat: You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there and get your test done first, and you were concentrating so hard I thought you were sleep.
- Dexter Reed: Next time make it more challenging.”
Sinbad - Mr. Wheat
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“A million people a week work overtime, a billion come in on a day off, and they don't flip out!”
Michael Ironside - Larry Gaylord

“- Rose Lindsey: Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?
- Swell: No, I've never been to Santa Barbara.”
Joanna Cassidy - Rose Lindsey
Christina Applegate - Swell

- Carter: The only reason why I'm here in Hong Kong is 'cause you said you was gonna show me a good time. I'm on vacation, man! and I want some "mu shu".
- Lee: Mushu, you hungry?
- Carter: No, not "mushu". "Mu shu". I want to see some women man. Now, stop playing dumb and take me to the "shu".
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Lorraine Baker: You know how I feel about camping.
- Tom Baker: But, we're staying in a house.
- Lorraine Baker: A house with no air conditioning. That makes it camping.”
Hilary Duff - Lorraine Baker
Steve Martin - Tom Baker

“- Mission Commander Swanbeck: Mr. Hunt, the next time you go on holiday, please be good enough to let us know where you're going. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.
- Ethan Hunt: If I let you know where I'm going, then I won't be on holiday.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Mission Commander Swanbeck
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“Thanks for sharing the Holiday spirit, psycho.”
Jackie Sandler - Jennifer

“- Blackadder: Roland, asked for another day off, Fergus.
- Fergus Wolfe: Oh, really? Where's he gone?
- Blackadder: I didn't ask, and he didn't say. He's an American for God's sake. He's probably off trafficking drugs.”
Tom Hickey - Blackadder
Toby Stephens - Fergus Wolfe

“- Roman: I think we should go into town tomorrow and pick up a ski boat. Whaddya say? Sound good, guys? Uncle Roman'll blow some coin on a kick-ass drag boat!
- Chet: That's ok, we're renting a pontoon boat.
- Roman: Pontoon boat? What the hell are you gonna do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig
John Candy - Chet Ripley