Holidays quotes

“- Clark Griswold: Could I do your back, honey?
- Ellen Griswold: I've already done my back.
- Clark Griswold: Could I do your front?
- Ellen Griswold: Go do your own front.”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“Some people just don't like to celebrate human tragedy while on vacation.”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“- Bill Tanner: He was operating in Moscow in 1996. Pyongyang, North Korea before that. And he's been spotted in Afghanistan, Bosnia, Iraq, Iran, Beirut and Cambodia.
- James Bond: All the romantic vacation spots.”
Michael Kitchen - Bill Tanner
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Rick: Hey when are you going to stop calling me Barny?
- Turtle: When you're not a Barny anymore, Barny.”
Matt Adler - Rick
John Philbin - Turtle

“- Kate: Planning a holiday? Or an escape?
- Jack Elgin: Who knows?”
Charlotte Rampling - Kate
Jeremy Irons - Jack Elgin

“- Cousin Vicki: Audrey! What're you doing up there?
- Audrey Griswold: [dancing] I'm starting my vacation!
- Aki: She's gonna break a lot of hearts.
- Cousin Vicki: She's gonna break something!”

Shae D'lyn - Cousin Vicki
Marisol Nichols - Audrey Griswold
Aki - Aki

“- J. Worthington Foulfellow: There is only one cure! A vacation! On Pleasure Island!
- Pinocchio: Pleasure Island?
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Yes! That happy land of carefree boys where everyday's a holiday!”

Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio

“Christmas is just about my favorite time. Ever since I was a little kid, I always felt like it was my own personal holiday.”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.”
Kim Krizan - Ms. Stroud

“- Turtle: Stay loose, Haole.
- Rick: What's a Haole?
- Turtle: A tourist, a mainlander, like you.
- Rick: I'm not a tourist.
- Turtle: Whatever, Barney.
- Rick: What's a Barney?
- Turtle: It's like Barno... Barnyard... a haole to the max, a kook in and out of the water. Yeah?”
John Philbin - Turtle
Matt Adler - Rick