Illegality quotes

“- Anne Osborne: You're a cop, for God's sake, you're supposed to uphold the law, but instead you bend it and twist it and sell it. I saw you take that bribe and resist arrest and tamper with evidence and perjure yourself under oath.
- Remy McSwain: Don't forget I ran a red light too, huh.
- Anne Osborne: You still think it's funny, don't you?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ellen Barkin - Anne Osborne
Dennis Quaid - Remy McSwain

“I'm going to talk to you about the God damn law. We serve the law. We honor the law! And sometimes, Counselor, we obey the law. But, Counselor, this is not one of those times.”
Tom Aldredge - Herb Myerson

“- Mallow: He threatened to tell Immigration that I was working here illegally.
- Philly: Big deal.
- Mallow: It was a big deal for me. I could have been deported!”

Sylvia Kristel - Mallow
Eric Brown - Philly

“- Reginald: What would I do? Simple. I'd float a rumor that we're the object of a takeover bid. And as soon as our stock went up, I'd sell.
- School Teacher: That's not only unethical, Reginald, it's illegal.
- Reginald: I'm only 12. I can't be held legally responsible.
- School Teacher: Hmm, good point.”

Justin Zaremby - Reginald
Ben Stein - School Teacher

“- Jennifer: I thought people like you didn't believe in the legal process.
- Frank White: I thought people like me were the legal process.”
Janet Julian - Jennifer
Christopher Walken - Frank White

It's a fine ID, it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think “Here's another kid with a fake ID” or “Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor”. Okay?

Michael Cera - Evan

“Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.”
Ryan Gosling - Jared Vennett

“So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn't?”
Anthony Anderson - Glen

“I'm glad to see she's keeping up the village tradition of total contempt for the law.”

Paul Brooke - Charlie

“I've gone through so many blueprints I can taste the ink through my fingers.”
Brad Pitt - Rust Ryan

“This is developing into a very bad habit! I don't know if I can explain it to you. It's not only against the law, it's wrong!”

Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“- Deebo: Come on Smoke, Stanley left his window open.
- Smokey: I can't I'm on probation.
- Deebo: Stop being a bitch and come on.”
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister - Deebo
Chris Tucker - Smokey

“- Bill Ubell: Captain, I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal activities...
- Steve Zissou: Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass, Bill.”
Bud Cort - Bill Ubell
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.”
Ben Stiller - David Starsky

“- Gillian Bromley: It doesn't trouble you that blackmail is, in fact, against the law?
- Chief Insp. Cyril Willis: Policemen are constantly breaking the law. It's one of the many ways we have of upholding it.”
Lesley-Anne Down - Gillian Bromley
David Niven - Chief Insp. Cyril Willis

“- Porthos: You, boy, are arrogant, hot tempered and entirely too bold. I like that. Reminds me of me.
- Aramis: Don't encourage him. By helping us the boy has made himself an outlaw as well.”

Oliver Platt - Porthos
Charlie Sheen - Aramis

“- Captain Briggs: In more than 30 years of police work, this is the single, most outrageous transgression of authority I ever heard about. What the hell did you think you were doing?
- Harry Callahan: My job.”

Bradford Dillman - Captain Briggs
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“- John Ehrlichman: What's going on? Who are these girls?
- Henry Kissinger: I don't know. But it doesn't look constitutional to me.”

Richard Fitzpatrick - John Erlichman
Saul Rubinek - Henry Kissinger

“- Reggie Barry: Pop quiz, hotshot: You have 10 underage students craving alcoholic beverages in a store containing your high school principal. What do you do? What-do-you-do?
- Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino: Take out the principal.”
Rob Moore - Reggie Barry
Jeremy Renner - Mark 'Dags' D'Agastino

“- Abby Taylor: Do you have anything to say on the matter of your assault on Mr. Genest?
- Jesse Stone: The restraining order wasn't working. Think of me as implementing it.”
Polly Shannon - Abby Taylor
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Peoples Hernandez: You're not a cop anymore.
- John Shaft: Do you think that makes me less dangerous, or more dangerous?”
Jeffrey Wright - Peoples Hernandez
Samuel L. Jackson - John Shaft

“Don't you know it's illegal to drive while dead?”
Bruce Payne - Agent Karl Savak

“I was a damn good shrink. Nineteen years I worked with a lot of people through a lot of shit. I loved being a doctor. I used to not charge half my patients. Then the fucking state comes along, they send in some bitch undercover, and I'm fucked. Life isn't fair, is it?”
Robin Williams - Doctor Cozy Carlisle

“- Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
- Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. How many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?”
Jonah Hill - Seth
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell

“- Standard: Do you want to hear how mommy and me met?
- Benicio: Yeah.
- Standard: Yeah? Okay. We were at a party. And she was nineteen-years-old.
- Irene: Seventeen.
- Standard: You weren't seventeen.
- Irene: I was.
- Standard: Wow. So it was illegal.”
Oscar Isaac - Standard
Kaden Leos - Benicio
Carey Mulligan - Irene