Illegality quotes

When I was your age, they would say you could become cops or criminals. Today what I'm saying to you is this: "When facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?".
Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello

“- Principal Shippy: He violated school property and he flouted the law.
- Caroline Wolff Hansen: Can you say that in English, please?
- Principal Shippy: He wrote obscene words on the wall.”

Lee Wilkof - Principal Shippy
Ellen Barkin - Caroline

“I've always been a better rule breaker than rule maker.”
Michael Madsen - Glen Greenwood

“- Anne-Marie Sakowitz: I think it's criminal that Steve allowed this to happen, by which I mean illegal. We're being led on an illegal suicide mission by a selfish maniac.
- Klaus Daimler: I hear what you're saying, but I think you misjudge the guy.”
Robyn Cohen - Anne-Marie Sakowitz
Willem Dafoe - Klaus Daimler

“- The Cowboy: Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before.
- Frank Dooley: Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.”
Steve Railsback - The Cowboy
John Candy - Frank Dooley

“- Sincere: Yo, did you not see that fucking red light, man?
- Tommy 'Buns' Bundy: Man, you think I give a fuck about a montherfucking red light? Faggot cops can't touch me. I'm out here smoking weed, speeding, all that, dawg. Fuck that. That's me. Untouchable.”
Nas - Sincere
DMX - Tommy 'Buns' Bundy

“- Walt Price: Would you like a cigar?
- Mayor George Bailey: Aren't these illegal?
- Walt Price: Why would they be illegal?
- Mayor George Bailey: Well, the trade embargo with Cuba.
- Walt Price: Nobody tells me anything.”
William H. Macy - Walt Price
Charles Durning - Mayor George Bailey

“Some men are broken by the laws that they break, unable to resist the forces that are pulling them down. Other men live by the rules that society sets down. You're not one of them.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Milton Glenn

“The men of Marine Force recon are selected to carry out illegal operations throughout the world. When they don't come home, their families are told fairy tales about what happened to them... and denied compensation. Well, I have choked on these lies my entire career. Well here and now the lies stop!”
Ed Harris - General Francis X. Hummel

“You know what? I will tell you, I love your country! No more communism, no rules of any kind, really. I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia, ran over an old woman yesterday, best vacation I ever had!”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“- Edith: It's illegal to be married to two people at the same time, Dewey!
- Dewey Cox: What about if, if you're famous?”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“- Blair Sullivan: You never been in a war?
- Paul Armstrong: No.
- Blair Sullivan: Korea? Vietnam? You ever do a little hit and run with the BMW? Never told the wifey to get an abortion? A little piece o' chicken on the side - here's $300 dollars doll face, get taken care of.”
Ed Harris - Blair Sullivan
Sir Sean Connery - Paul Armstrong

“The black market is booming: with a fistful of lire, you can get yourself just about whatever you want.”

Danny Huston - Orson Welles

“Isn't there legalized prostitution?”

Ethan Embry - Rusty Griswold

“- Roland T. Flakfizer: Do you enjoy being a cab driver?
- Rocco Melonchek: Nah. As soon as I get my driver's license, I'm quitting.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer
Mel Smith - Rocco Melonchek

“- David Walsh: You know this review process, it's... you have. I bet it's illegal. I could sue you.
- Bill Gartin: Go ahead. You'll lose, because the best lawyer wins, and mine are the best. They're Ivy League assholes, and they'd wrap a lamp cord around a new born baby's neck rather than lose to a schmuck like you.”
Matt Dillon - David Walsh
Peter Jason - Bill Gartin

“- Trustus: Do you cuss on your records?
- Albert: Yeah.
- Trustus: Do you defile women with your lyrics?
- Albert: Yeah.
- Trustus: Do you fondle your genitalia on stage?
- Albert: Whenever possible.
- Trustus: Do you glorify violence or advocate the use of guns as a way of solving a simple dispute?
- Albert: [pull out guns]
- Trustus: Ok! Ok!...” (continue)(continue reading)
Willard E. Pugh - Trustus
Chris Rock - Albert

“- Corky Romano: I never thought I'd live to see the day that an FBI agent would be peddling smack.
- Agent Brick Davis: Don't act so surprised. J. Edgar Hoover used to wear a dress.
- Corky Romano: Just tell me why, Brick.
- Agent Brick Davis: I don't know. I suppose it made him feel sexy.
- Corky Romano: Not Hoover. You!”
Chris Kattan - Corky Romano
Matthew Glave - Agent Brick Davis

“- Michelle Genest: You said stuff was legal or illegal. Well, what about it being right or wrong?
- Jesse Stone: I'm not in the right and wrong business. I'm in the legal and illegal business.”
Britt Robertson - Michelle Genest
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.”

Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County

“Nighttime is promise, brother. You make deals in the night. Pay all you've got for what you can't see and when sun come up. Illuminate: we been cheated again.”
Sidney Sheriff Jr. - Virgil

“Three things I love about Germany: my Mercedes-Benz, no speed limit on the autobahn and a black market for anything I can get my hands on.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Ray Elwood

“- Doreen Carter: Mom said you were a gambler.
- Jack Carter: Isn't that illegal?
- Doreen Carter: Are you a bookie?
- Jack Carter: Bookie? No, more like... like a financial adjuster.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Doreen
Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter

“- Cole: Gloucester, we are talking about breaking the law here. I just want to make sure you understand that. No one is going to get hurt, but the law is going to be broken.
- Gloucester Hebbing: Laws are made to be broken, aren't they?”
J. T. Walsh - Cole
Charles Napier - Gloucester Hebbing

“- Rusty Griswold: Dad wasn't speeding. The cop stopped us because Dad forgot to...
- Ellen Griswold: He was speeding, Rusty!
- Rusty Griswold: No he wasn't, Mom. He...
- Clark Griswold: Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold