Inability quotes
130 inability quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Death of a Salesman
“A man who can't handle tools is not a man.”
- From the movie: Honey, I Blew Up the Kid
“We're his parents, we'll handle this. Diane, how do we handle this?”
- From the movie: Out of the Past
“You can never help anything, can you? You're like a leaf that the wind blows from one gutter to another.”
- From the movie: Best in Show
“- Gerry Fleck: I can't dance, I can't dance, I've got two left feet!
- Cookie Fleck: I thought he was kidding.
- Gerry Fleck: But I wasn't. I was born with two left feet.” - From the movie: In God We Tru$t
- From the movie: Water
“Under British law, singing badly is not a crime.”
- From the movie: Casino
- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: I'm firing you. No, I'm not firing, I'm firing you, ya...
- Don Ward: You might regret this, Mr. Rothstein.
- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: I'll regret it even more if I keep you on.
- Don Ward: This is not the way to treat people.
- Sam "Ace" Rothstein: Listen, if you didn't know you were being scammed you're too fuckin' dumb to... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Son of the Pink Panther
“- Hans Zarba: One of my passengers is hurt.
- Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: No wonder; the way you drive, you are lucky they are not all dead.” - From the movie: Casino
“This guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.”
- From the movie: Howard the Duck
“- Howard T. Duck: Philsy, help! Philsy, help me!
- Phil Blumburtt: Never heard of a duck that couldn't swim.
- Howard T. Duck: Shut up and save me!” - From the movie: Buffalo '66
“Would you like to know why I can't drive this kinda car? I'll tell you why, I'm used to luxury cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? You know what luxury means? Ever heard of Cadillac, Cadillac Eldorado? That's what I drive. I drive cars that shift themselves.”
- From the movie: A View To A Kill
“- James Bond: My department knows I'm here. When I don't report they'll retaliate.
- Max Zorin: If you're the best they've got, they're more likely to try and cover up your embarrassing incompetence.” - From the movie: Being There
“- Ron Steigler: Mr. Gardner my editors and I have been wondering if you would consider writing a book for us, something about your political philosophy, what do you say?
- Chance: I can't write.
- Ron Steigler: Of course not, who can nowadays? Listen, I have trouble writing a postcard to my children. Look, we can give you a six figure advance,...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Cheech & Chong's Next Movie
“- Chong: You're driving like an idiot, man.
- Cheech: I just can't get used to these automatics, man.
- Chong: Yeah, they are real complicated, aren't they?” - From the movie: From Beyond
“- Crawford Tillinghast: I know your desires, you impotent pig!
- Dr. Edward Pretorius: We are the most powerful being in the universe!
- Crawford Tillinghast: She'll know, Edward, how pathetic you are! How you can't make love!
- Dr. Edward Pretorius: Maybe you can teach me!
- Crawford Tillinghast: Come and get me, eunuch!” - From the movie: The Terminator
- From the movie: Ghostbusters
“- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Wait, wait, wait! I've always wanted to do this.
[he yanks a tablecloth off of a table, overturning and shattering everything except the centerpiece in the middle]
- Dr. Peter Venkman: [triumphantly] And the flowers are still standing!” - From the movie: Lucas
“- Coach: We got our first game this Saturday against Rockford and I don't have time to dick around with you.
- Lucas: I'm afraid you'll have to, sir... dick around with me. The Supreme Court, by virtue of the sexual discrimination act says, that if anyone tries out for a team sport has to be given the same chance as everyone else. Now, if you...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Pirate Movie
“Well I've been at sea since I was one, how the hell would I know how to ride a horse?”
- From the movie: Zero Effect
- From the movie: Out of Sight
I know a guy who walks into a bank with a little glass bottle. He tells everyone it's nitroglycerine. He scores some money off the teller, walks out. On his way out, the bottle breaks, he slips on it and knocks himself out. The "nitro" was Canola oil. I know more fucked-up bank robbers than ones who know what they're doing. I doubt if one in... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Long Good Friday
“- Harold: What the hell was Colin doing with a Lime'ouse minicab driver in Belfast?
- Jeff: Colin can't drive.
- Harold: Oh, that makes sense.” - From the movie: Terms of Endearment
“He can't even do the simple things, like fail locally.”
- From the movie: Batman Returns
“- Batman: I tried to save you.
- Catwoman: Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead... or deeply resentful. Maybe you should retire.” - From the movie: Always
“I don't know what you think you're doing, but turn this plane around. Dorinda, you never would listen to me and you always did just fine, but this isn't the same. This is Ted's mission, and you're not good enough. You're not good enough, and you won't make it! Is that what you want? That's not my girl!”
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