Joke quotes

- Sandy Bates: I gotta give my one classical-music joke which I put in every single picture and I invariably cut it out.
- Daisy: Yeah?
- Sandy Bates: Um, uh... "I don't know much about classic music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg tried on their wedding night".
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates
Jessica Harper - Daisy

“- Sex Shop Salesman: Le Orgy Gel comes in lemon, mint, cherry or trail mix.
- Paul Bland: Trail mix?
- Sex Shop Salesman: I was making a joke.”
John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman
Paul Bartel - Paul Bland

“- Vera Cicero: I sing, tell a few jokes.
- Dixie Dwyer: Tell me a joke.
- Vera Cicero: Hello, sucker.”
Diane Lane - Vera Cicero
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dixie Dwyer