Kidnapping quotes

“To the man who calls himself Casanova. The man who took me from my own home and ultimately tried to kill me. I broke your rules, just me. None of the other women helped. So if you're looking for someone to blame, blame me.”

Ashley Judd - Dr. Kate McTiernan

- "Hawk" Miller: I want you guys to make him disappear.
- Sam: Oh. You mean...
- "Hawk" Miller: Take him for a ride.
Wheeler Oakman - "Hawk" Miller
Tom Dugan - Sam

“- Sam: Based on what they know about the way these groups operate, our analyst says you have a ninety-six hour window from the time she was grabbed.
- Bryan Mills: To what?
- Sam: To never finding her.”

Leland Orser - Sam
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

“Jerry Dandrige was a serial killer cult worshiper kidnapper. He abducted my friend Ed Thompson and my girlfriend Amy.”
William Ragsdale - Charley Brewster

“- M: 007, what the hell are you doing? Are you kidnapping me?
- James Bond: That would be one way of looking at it.”
Dame Judi Dench - M
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“I sent you to cover a piece of fluff, and you come back with a hostage situation.”

Robert Prosky - Lou Potts

“I hope your face ends up on a milk carton.”

Jared Rushton - Ron Thompson

“- Alien: Are you the male of your species, or... the female?
- Bernard: Um, ah, m-male, male, male. I'm a man. Ah, definitely. I'm a human man, part of humankind. But very definitely the male part, or parts.
- Alien: Oh, shit!”

Kenneth Coombs - Alien
Mel Smith - Bernard

“Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.”
Denis Colin Leary

“In case of divorce, our school only allows contact with the student after permission from the parent the child lives with. That means I can't help you. How dare you kidnap an 8-year-old? This is pointless. Try legal means instead. You know our view; you're disturbing the peace. Go away!”

Helen van Meurs - Anke Bouma

“- Stu: Oh my God! We kidnapped a monk!
- Alan: We live an alternative lifestyle.”
Ed Helms - Stu
Zach Galifianakis - Alan

“- Ms. Jones: What about them... right there?
- Mr. Smith: Too old.
- Ms. Jones: Oh. Them?
- Mr. Smith: You ever had an idea, it would die of malnutrition. Leave it to me. I know people. It's my job... People person.”

Roma Maffia - Ms. Jones
Christopher Walken - Mr. Smith

“- Roy O'Bannon: So who are you?
- Chon Wang: I'm an Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China.
- Roy O'Bannon: China... what's with the book?
- Chon Wang: The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City.
- Roy O'Bannon: I like that, Forbidden City, a princess, kidnapped! It's so mysterious.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“Let me add that if I catch the kidnapper of my poor son, I'll offer him Christian forgiveness. Then I'll skin his honkers and use 'em for shammy cloths.”
Glenn Shadix - Greg Samson

“- Dr. Watson: Holmes believes your father has been abducted.
- Leslie Giles: Abducted? By who?
- Sherlock Holmes: Abductors.”
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson
Lysette Anthony - Leslie Giles
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“Dr. Cross, I'm the only person who's seen this guy. I know his size, I know his voice. I know the way he moves.”

Ashley Judd - Dr. Kate McTiernan

“- Tommy Doyle: Where are they? Where's Kara? I feel like I've been drugged.
- Dr. Loomis: We have been drugged.
- Tommy Doyle: I don't understand, why didn't they kill us when they had the chance?
- Dr. Loomis: It's his game, and I know where he wants to play it.”
Paul Rudd - Tommy Doyle
Donald Pleasence - Loomis

“- Raymond: If I'm interfering with your plans, please forgive me. It's just I was so knocked out by what you did last night I said I gotta meet this guy. That's it. That's all there is to it. Medical Science amazes me.
- Dr. Eugene Sands: Is kidnapping the only way you can meet new friends?”
Timothy Hutton - Raymond Blossom
David Duchovny - Dr. Eugene Sands

“- Cindy Brady: You can't take my mommy!
- Marcia Brady: Cindy's right! Take Jan!”

Olivia Hack - Cindy Brady
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“- Bandit: We have a chance. A big chance to make a run, for some big bucks. Eighty thousand of them.
- Cledus Snow: Oh, really? What we gonna do, kidnap the Pope or somethin?”
Burt Reynolds - Bandit
Jerry Reed - Cledus

“- Barney Caine: Doctor, Mr. Reimeck told us that you had been captured by the Russians.
- Dr. Esau: The Mongolians came into the Kaiser Wilhelm Institute. They swarmed into my office still wearing their white winter uniforms in May. They kept flushing my toilet over and over. Can you believe? The German nation defeated by men who have never seen...” (continue)(continue reading)
George C. Scott - Barney Caine
Sir John Gielgud - Dr. Esau

“Brundle vanished late last night in the company of co-worker Beth Logan. There has been some speculation that Beth Logan may be the victim of possible kidnapping. But, this is yet to be confirmed.”
Cecilia Warren - Anchorwoman

Brundle stole my girl, your mother. Got her pregnant. Caused her death. Dissolved my hand and my foot with fly vomit! I had no love for the man. He "bugged" me! As for the "cure" he was working on: he dragged your mother kicking and screaming into that telepod, that they might be fused together in one beautiful body. So your mother blew his... (continue)(continue reading)
John Getz - Stathis Borans

“- Space Hanlon: So you're gonna adopt a baby?
- Lola Burns: I'm not gonna kidnap one!
- Space Hanlon: For minute there you had me thinkin' you were going in for independent production!”
Lee Tracy - Space Hanlon
Jean Harlow - Lola Burns

“- Eleanor Zissou: Oh, Shit. What do you want?
- Steve Zissou: Do you mind if I butter you up a little before I answer that question?
- Eleanor Zissou: Yes, I do. Tell me now.
- Steve Zissou: I need some money to get the boat out of hock and rescue my bond company stooge who got kidnapped. Could we ask your parents to loan it to me?
- Eleanor...” (continue)(continue reading)
Anjelica Huston - Eleanor Zissou
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou