Kidnapping quotes

“- Winston Connelly: Did anything happen to you?
- Tara Mitchell: Well, let's see. I was kidnapped, they stole my dress and I was driven over here in the trunk of a car. Did you mean besides that?”
Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell

“- Starman: What is kid-nap-ped?
- Jenny Hayden: You want to know what kidnapped is? It's being dragged out of your house in the middle of the night by some... whatever you are... being forced to drive all night with a gun pointed at your side and not knowing where you're going or what's going to happen to you when you get there. So if you're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeff Bridges - Starman
Karen Allen - Jenny Hayden

“Ain't much difference between kidnapping and marriage. You get snatched from your parents, but in marriage nobody offers a reward.”
Harry Davenport - Pop Tolliver

“- Louis Fedders: He's a prisoner; he should be treated accordingly.
- James St. James: Have you completely lost your mind? We're not soldiers and he's not the enemy. He's a pizza man.”

Keith David - Louis Fedders
Emilio Estevez - James St. James

“- Leppenraub: If the price of rapture is a mountain of suffering, shouldn't the fee be paid?
- Romulus: So long as nobody gets hurt.”
Colm Feore - Leppenraub
Samuel L. Jackson - Romulus

“- Pizza Man: A pellet gun? You've been holding me hostage all night with an air rifle?
- James St. James: Shut up.
- Pizza Man: This is too much.”
Dean Cameron - Pizza Man
Emilio Estevez - James St. James

“- Principal Maloney: What is going on? Raif, do something!
- Bentley: I am, Claire. I'm taking over your school.”
Brenda Fricker - Principal Maloney
Sir Patrick Stewart - Bentley

“All of 'em probed me, uh, not all at once, you know, individually. Later on, years later, now, even still, uh, it's a funny thing, it happened on a Sunday and every Sunday about the time I was taken on board that ship I... find I have no feelings in my buttocks.”

David Cross - UFO Expert

“- Miss Piggy: I've got great news! Gonzo has been kidnapped by the government and it could be a life-threatening situation!
- Kermit the Frog: How can that be great news?
- Miss Piggy: Because, I've got a story, I've got a story! Oh! I need to change! Something that says journalistic integrity.”
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy
Steve Whitmire - Kermit the Frog

“You are a gun-wielding, cop-shooting, maniac kidnapper; now, that is violent.”

Kristy Swanson - Natalie Voss

“- Carter: Fifty million dollars? Man, who do you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?
- Sang: We want twenty million in fifties.
- Carter: Okay, twenty million in fifties.
- Sang: Twenty million in twenties.
- Carter: Okay, twenty million in twenties.
- Sang: And ten million in tens.
- Carter: Ten million in tens. Okay. Hey d'you want any fives...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Tucker - Carter
Ken Leung - Sang

“There's no rule that says that when you're kidnapping, you can't be cordial and nice.”
Charlie Sheen - Jack Hammond

“Who has to use a gun and hold people prisoner? You're not a man. You're a coward.”
Geena Davis - Phyllis

“- Principal Maloney: Why would you do such a thing?
- Bentley: Why does anyone do anything in this country, Claire? Money.”

Brenda Fricker - Principal Maloney
Sir Patrick Stewart - Bentley

I once asked this literary agent, uh, what kind of writing paid the best... he said, "Ransom notes".
Gene Hackman - Harry Zimm

“- Santa: [from in the bag] Me on vacation? On Christmas Eve?
- Barrel: Where are we taking him?
- Shock: Where?
- Lock: To Oogie Boogie, of course. There's no where in the whole world more comfortable than that. And Jack said to make him comfortable, didn't he?
- Barrel, Shock: Yes, he did.”

Edward Ivory - Santa
Danny Elfman - Barrel
Catherine O'Hara - Shock
Paul Reubens - Lock

“- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Remember when you said I should lock my parents in the closet?
- Matt Finley: Yeah...
- Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf: Well, I did! Only I didn't lock them in the closet, I locked them in the basement. Only, I didn't actually lock them in, I nailed the door shut. And I told them I wasn't letting them out until...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kyle Howard - Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf
Mooky Arizona - Matt Finley

“Dorothy Vallens is married to a man named Don. They have a son. I think the son and the husband have been kidnapped by a man named Frank. Frank has done this to force Dorothy to do things for him. I think she wants to die. I think Frank cut the ear I found off her husband as a warning for him to stay alive.”

Kyle MacLachlan - Jeffrey Beaumont

“Now children, you may see men walking around the halls with machine guns, but really you need not worry. They're just pretending.”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Bentley

“Nice old piece of melodrama, kidnapping a girl. You've been reading too many dime novels.”
Groucho Marx - Groucho

“- Blondie O'Hara: Can I have my husband back now?
- Seldom Seen: How do you want him, in a box or a sack?”
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Blondie O'Hara
Harry Belafonte - Seldom Seen