Lies quotes

“They're lying. These people are completely pathological. They took a 1/2 year's rent from me, and they said I never paid them. They evicted me, they slandered me, they totally destroyed my credit. They physically assaulted me. They threatened my life. And now this. These people are parasites.”
Michael Keaton - Carter Hayes

“Governments change... the lies stay the same.”
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- H.G. Wells: Amy, wait, listen to me!
- Amy Robbins: I have listened, and a bigger crock of shit I've never heard!”
Malcom McDowell - H.G. Wells
Mary Steenburgen - Amy Robbins

“The pictures make the world seem beautiful, so... the exhibition is reassuring which makes it a lie, and everyone loves a big fat lie.”
Natalie Portman - Alice

“If you're going to lie to me, at least have the decency to do a credible job so I don't look like a complete idiot for having tried to trained you!”

John Travolta - Terl

“In the movies, Dracula wears a cape, and some old English guy always manages to save the day at the last minute with crosses and holy water. But everybody knows the movies are full of shit.”
Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

“- Sarah: You're the only actor in the world who can't lie. If you can't touch somebody you created, how can you create somebody that'll touch anybody?
- Johnny: What are you going on about?
- Sarah: Acting. And bringing something to life, it's the same thing. That's why you can't get a job acting, because you can't feel anything.”
Samantha Morton - Sarah
Paddy Considine - Johnny

“- Pacha: I thought you were a changed man.
- Kuzco: Come on, I had to say something to get you to take me back to the palace.
- Pacha: So all of it was a lie?”
John Goodman - Patcha
David Spade - Kuzco

- Edmond Dantes: "We are kings or pawns", a man once said.
- Luigi Vampa: Who told you this?
- Edmond Dantes: Napolean Bonaparte.
- Luigi Vampa: Bonaparte?
[laughs]
- Luigi Vampa: Oh, Zatarra, the stories you tell.
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes
JB Blanc - Luigi Vampa

“- Claire Harrison: You've been lying to me from the start haven't you?
- Jack Grace: Look I just wanted to fuck you, that's all it was.”
Charlotte Ayanna - Claire Harrison
Adrien Brody - Jack Grace

“- Jimmy Mattingly: She told me never trust a label. And I'm beginning to believe her.
- Lenny Haise: Well, sure. I mean, come on. They put us up in a first class hotel, all expenses paid, while our record climbs the charts; bunch of lyin' snakes.”
Johnathon Schaech - Jimmy Mattingly
Steve Zahn - Lenny Haise

“Just because a person doesn't go around blabbing her entire biological history to everyone she meets, doesn't make her a liar.”
Felicity Huffman - Bree

“- Mark: Do you like Led Zeppelin?
- Reggie: Oh, sure. They were a great band.
- Mark: I bet you've never even heard of Led Zeppelin. I bet you're just one of them grown ups who just pretends to like really cool bands just to get close to little punks like me.”
Brad Renfro - Mark Sway
Susan Sarandon - Reggie Love

“- Joan Wilder: I need to get to Cartagena.
- Jack T. Colton: Cartagena? Angel, you are hell and gone from Cartagena. Cartagena's over there on the coast.
- Joan Wilder: But they told me this bus.
- Jack T. Colton: Who told you that? Who told you this bus was going to Cartagena?
- Joan Wilder: That man...
- Jack T. Colton: That nice man who...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kathleen Turner - Joan Wilder
Michael Douglas - Jack T. Colton

- Elwood Blues: You promised you'd visit the "Penguin" the day you got out of prison.
- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Yeah... so I lied to her.
- Elwood Blues: You can't lie to a nun, Jake. We're gonna go in, and see the "Penguin".
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues
John Belushi - Joliet' Jake Blues

“- Beth Easton: Does your mother know you come here?
- Jody Salerno: My mother? My mother probably thinks I'm still in the next room. You've heard about her haven't you?
- Beth Easton: Heard what?
- Jody Salerno: You know Beth, when you lie your whole face twitches.”
Christina Ricci - Beth Easton
Anna Chlumsky - Jody Salerno

“- Four Leaf Tayback - Vietnam Crew: I wrote the book as a tribute! I'm a patriot!
- Cody - Vietnam Crew: Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli of patriots, okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like... it's like punching the American Flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you!
- Four Leaf Tayback - Vietnam Crew: Writers...” (continue)(continue reading)

Nick Nolte - Four Leaf Tayback - Vietnam Crew
Danny McBride - Cody - Vietnam Crew

“- Jonathan McQuarry: Why should I trust you... everything you told me was a lie.
- Wyatt Bose: Oh... not lies Jonathan... that was foreplay.”
Ewan McGregor - Jonathan McQuarry
Hugh Jackman - Wyatt Bose

“- Jane Caldwell: Don't fall for it, Jack.
- Jack Issel: Fall for what?
- Jane Caldwell: For the lie we keep telling ourselves. We do the dirty stuff to get the power. It'll give us all the good things we really want. Then we get the power, we can't even remember what goddamn thing what it was we wanted it for in the first place.”
Jane Seymour - Jane Caldwell
Judge Reinhold - Jack Issel

“- Sebastian: Are you sure about this?
- Scuttle: Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important!”
Samuel E. Wright - Sebastian
Buddy Hackett - Scuttle

“- Stanley: What are you doing?
- Eugene Morris Jerome: Astronomy. I have to bring in a report tomorrow.
- Stanley: Let me know when she gets to the Milky Way.”

Brian Drillinger - Stanley
Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome

“- Loretta: You are a good person. Good things happen to good people.
- Amber Atkins: Really?
- Loretta: No. It's pure bullshit, sweetie. You're lucky as hell, so you might as well enjoy it.”
Allison Janney - Loretta
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins

“- Melissa Morrison: Why do men lie?
- Rick Dunne: Uh, that's a hard one. Give me something frivolous to get into it.
- Melissa Morrison: OK. Why do men touch their dick so much?
- Rick Dunne: Because it's there.”
Saffron Burrows - Melissa Morrison
Aden Young - Rick Dunne

“- Jack Skellington: And one more thing...
[stops Barrel from leaving]
- Jack Skellington: Leave that no-account Oogie-Boogie out of this!
- Barrel: Whatever you say, Jack.
- Shock: Of course, Jack.
- Lock: Wouldn't dream of it, Jack.
[a view from behind reveals their fingers are crossed]”
Danny Elfman - Jack Skellington
Danny Elfman - Barrel
Catherine O'Hara - Shock
Paul Reubens - Lock

“- Padmé: I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.
- Anakin Skywalker: What are you talking about?
- Padmé: I love you.
- Anakin Skywalker: You love me? I thought we had decided not to fall in love. That we'd be forced to live a lie and that it would destroy our lives.
- Padmé: I think our...” (continue)(continue reading)

Natalie Portman - Padmé
Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker