Lies quotes

“Our gorgeous lie did not even last the night.”
Jennifer Jones - Dr. Han Suyin

“- Jenny: Everything about you is a lie.
- Neville Sinclair: It wasn't lies, Jenny. It was acting.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Jenny
Timothy Dalton - Neville Sinclair

“People aren't always what they appear to be. Don't forget that.”
Kevin Bacon - Ray Duquette

“Damon is the biggest practical joker I know. He once convinced a sophomore that he was the middle Hanson brother just so he could get laid.”
Michael Rosenbaum - Parker Riley

“Danny, I love you and I believe in you. But isn't everything you're telling me a big crock of bubbling shit?”
Nancy Travis - Robin

“- Wallis Simpson: I hope it doesn't rain and spoil everything.
- Prince of Wales: I thought you like the rain.
- Wallis Simpson: I was lying.”
Jane Seymour - Wallis Simpson
Anthony Andrews - Prince of Wales

Everytime you call me "honey" there's a lie involved.
Annie Potts - Karla Jackson

“- Elaine: This is an emergency!
- Power & Light man: It always is.
- Elaine: No, I am serious. My mother is a very sick woman. She's in the bed next to me with her kidney machine, which has kept her alive for seven years. This wonderful 84-year-old woman!”

Jane Curtin - Elaine
Garrett Morris - Power & Light Man

“Steele's lying. Balto's alive. And he's coming home.”
Bridget Fonda - Jenna

“We can't be direct, so we end up saying the weirdest things.”
Himself - Andre Gregory

“- Mickey: [reading Dennis a story] How can a train grow?
- Dennis Mitchell: He eats all his coal and gets plenty of sleep.
- Mickey: And what's the point of reading lies?
- Dennis Mitchell: It teaches kids to eat all their food, and go to bed when they're supposed to.”
Devin Ratray - Mickey
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“- Lennie Small: You said I was your cousin!
- George Milton: That was a lie. If I was a relative of yours, I'd shoot myself.”
John Malkovich - Lennie Small
Gary Sinise - George Milton

“What do you call it when the assassins accuse the assassin? A lie. A lie and we have to be merciful.”
Marlon Brando - Colonel Walter E. Kurtz

“- Brian McDermott: Dump me but don't bullshit me.
- Nancy Trainer: I didn't know I'd actually win. I thought it was just a dry run.
- Brian McDermott: Or you would have dumped me a long tome ago, right? Because it wouldn't look so good for the mayor to be seen out robbin' the cradle.”
Tim Quill - Brian McDermott
Stockard Channing - Nancy Trainer