Lies quotes

“You can't rewrite, 'cause to rewrite is to deceive and lie, and you betray your own thoughts. To rethink the flow and the rhythm, the tumbling out of the words, is a betrayal, and it's a sin, Martin, it's a sin.”

Nicholas Campbell - Hank

- Beth Jarrett: How do I hurt you? By embarrassing you in front of a friend? "Poor Beth, she has no idea what her son is up to, he lies and she believes every word of it".
- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: I didn't lie!
- Beth Jarrett: You did! You lied every time you came into this house at 6.30! If its starting all over again, the lying, the covering up... (continue)(continue reading)
Mary Tyler Moore - Beth
Timothy Hutton - Conrad

“The truth about our mother and Lloyd didn't comfort Jacey, because the truth seemed to him just as unfair as the lie he had always believed in.”
Michael Keaton - Narrator

“- David Jacobs: My father taught us not to lie.
- Jack Kelly: Well, mine told me not to starve; so we both have an education.”
David Moscow - David Jacobs
Christian Bale - Jack Kelly

“You wouldn't lie to me, would you Uncle Martin? 'Cause if you did I'd be so angry I don't know what I'd do.”
Martin Hayter Short - Clifford Daniels

“- Sgt. Bledsoe: Now, you boys better talking some sense, or I'm gonna have to use the Florida lie detector.
- Buffy: What's a Florida lie detector?
- Sgt. Bledsoe: A Florida lie detector is a 300-pound white man... with a baseball bat.”
Don Hood - Sgt. Bledsoe
Darren Robinson - Buffy

“I don't know once I start lying, I can't stop. It's kind of addictive.”
Katherine Heigl - Nicole

“I can't forgive myself for having lied to you. I don't have a degree in biology. Never even finished high school. I haven't read more than two books in my whole life. One, never finished. And the other is the phone book.”
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

“- Mildred: You're so much nicer than Jon's first wife.
- Audrey: You were married before?
- Jon: Um...
- Audrey: You were married before and you didn't tell me?
- Jon: Didn't I tell you? I thought I told you. I told somebody.”
Anne Jackson - Mildred Aldrich
Wendy Crewson - Audrey Aldrich
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“- Carol: I saw Harvey last night with his secretary.
- Kate Linville Holroyd: Oh, yeah, I know, he said they were working late.
- Carol: At an orgy?”
Pamela Bellwood - Carol
Tuesday Weld - Kate

“- Diana Murphy: I would never do this for myself. It was all for you.
- David Murphy: Don't lie to me! You were attracted to him!”

Demi Moore - Diana Murphy
Woody Harrelson - David Murphy

“- Evelyn Carnahan: You lied to me.
- Jonathan Carnahan: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?
- Evelyn Carnahan: I am your sister.
- Jonathan Carnahan: Yes, well, that just makes you more gullible.”
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan
John Hannah - Jonathan Carnahan

“- Eli Cross: He helps me to understand the young man in the film.
- Sam: Bullshit.
- Eli Cross: True.”

Peter O'Toole - Eli Cross
Allen Garfield - Sam

“- Siddhartha: Why have you lied to me about the existence of suffering, sickness, poverty, old age, and death?
- King Suddhodhana: If I've lied to you, Siddhartha, it has been because I love you.
- Siddhartha: Your love has become a prison.”
Keanu Reeves - Siddhartha
Rudraprasad Sengupta - King Suddhodhana

“- Chip: Mama, there's a girl in the castle!
- Mrs. Potts: Now Chip, I'll not have you making up such wild stories.
- Chip: Really, Mama, I saw her!
- Mrs. Potts: Not another word, into the tub.
- Chip: [Mrs. Potts lifts Chip into the tub] But. What?
- Featherduster: A girl! I saw a girl in the castle!”
Bradley Pierce - Chip
Dame Angela Lansbury - Mrs. Potts
Kimmy Robertson - Featherduster

- Hades: So you took care of him? "Dead as a doornail", weren't those your exact words?
- Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
- Panic: Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!
- Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?

James Woods - Hades
Bobcat Goldthwait - Pain
Matt Frewer - Panic

- David: If Father's love... isn't unselfish, then... which is?
- Linc Strunc: I don't know man. See... I'm not God. I can't give you any answers. But all I do know is... that "father" is a lie.

Nick Mancuso - David
R.H. Thomson - Linc Strunc

“- Bruton: Why is he doing this? Pushing them on with false hope?
- Plio: It's hope that's gotten us this far.”
Peter Siragusa - Bruton
Alfre Woodard - Plio

“- Debra Moorhouse: It all goes back to mother, doesn't it? Did you love your mother?
- Acolyte: Yes.
- Debra Moorhouse: Don't lie to me. I'll call her.”
Sigourney Weaver - Debra Moorhouse
Kathy Najimy - Acolyte

“Never bullshit a bullshitter.”
Donald Sutherland - Flan

“Why does anyone lie? ‘Cause we're scared? Or crazy? Or just mean? There's a million reasons why a person lies, but sometimes, you tell a lie so big that it changes your whole life.”
Dylan Bruno - Willy Jack Pickens

“Have you ever heard more bullshit or drivel coming from somebody who is not even the president?”
Chevy Chase - Deke - Channel 4 News Director

“I have a friend who lives in the country, and it's supposed to be an hour from 42nd Street. A lie! The only thing that's an hour from 42nd Street is 43rd Street!”
Sir Michael Caine - Noel Holcroft

“- Merry Noel Blake: I don't want you to tell me any lies, Liz.
- Liz Hamilton: Don't worry. I have to get sleep before I can tell a believable lie.”
Candice Bergen - Merry Noel Blake
Jacqueline Bisset - Liz Hamilton

“- Anthony Montelli: What do you kids think this is... a playground?
- Jan Montelli: We didn't do it! We didn't do it!
- Anthony Montelli: Don't lie to me!
- Father Adamsky: Please, don't hit the child.
- Anthony Montelli: Mister, this is none of your business! You hear that? I raise my children the way I see fit!”

Burt Young - Anthony Montelli
Erika Katz - Jan Montelli
James Olson - Father Adamsky