Lies quotes

“- Hank Rafferty: Do you actually believe the crap that comes out of your mouth?
- Earl Montgomery: I'm not really sure until I'm finished talkin'.”
Steve Zahn - Hank Rafferty
Martin Lawrence - Earl Montgomery

“- Nick Charles: Madame, how long have you been leading this double life?
- Nora Charles: Just since we've been married.”
William Powell - Nick Charles
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles

“Vada, if bullshit wore a bra, you'd be top heavy.”
Roland Thomson - Kevin

“Just remember, when you're as pretty as you are a man is incapable of telling the truth.”
Raquel Welch - Hortensia

“New York City. Home to 8 million people. Roughly half of whom are men. Which means half of the city is genetically predisposed to lie to the other half.”
Monica Potter - Amanda

“- Vince: Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faggot!
- Brian O'Conner: I like the tuna here.
- Vince: Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here!”
Matt Schulze - Vince
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner

Basic principles: no woman wakes up saying "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!”. Now, she might say, "This is a really bad time for me”, or something like "I just need some space” or, my personal favorite, "I'm really into my career right now”. You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? Because she's lying to you, that's why.
Will Smith - Hitch

“Money talks and bullshit runs a marathon.”
Wesley Snipes - Nino Brown

“You're a terrible liar, it's one of your best qualities.”
Heather Juergensen - Helen Cooper

“Every lie is another brick in the pathway to hell.”
Brenda Devine - Mrs. Spinnler

“- Zee James: Bob, have you done this?
- Robert Ford: I swear to God that I didn't.”

Mary-Louise Parker - Zee James
Casey Affleck - Robert Ford

“Is she really Princess not-so-bright or is she pretending?”
Nora Dunn - Ellita Sanchez

“- Kit Carson: What are you gonna do about it?
- Ape: Well, the first thing I'm gonna do is swear off lying.”

Jon Hall - Kit Carson
Ward Bond - Ape

“- Claire Kubik: But major, you were trained and often compelled to lie about your clandestine missions. As I understand it, you're trained to beat a polygraph. Is it true you possess that talent?
- Maj. James Hernandez: I'd only use it if interrogated by the enemy, ma'm.
- Claire Kubik: That's good to know. So tell me this major, do you consider...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ashley Judd - Claire Kubik
Juan Carlos Hernández - Maj. James Hernandez

“- Baby Spice: He just doesn't love us anymore!
- Clifford: Oh yes I do. I love you like a wildebeast loves five lionesses chewing at his legs!”
Emma Bunton - Baby Spice
Richard R. Grant - Clifford

“The lies I've told! The lives I've ruined! Wait... this isn't helping me!”

Greg Kinnear - Ratchet

“- Fool: Listen Alice, they're not your real parents.
- Alice: What?
- Fool: They're not. They're not even husband and wife. They stole you, like they did Roach and all the others. They're a bunch of rotten baby snatchers.
- Alice: You're just saying that...
- Fool: My grandfather Booker told me. He wouldn't lie to me.”
Brandon Quintin Adams - Fool
A.J. Langer - Alice

“- McCutheon: I'm afraid the wake is closed tonight. Come back tomorrow.
- Rafe Guttman: I, uh... really must pay my respects right now.
- McCutheon: Then I suggest you come back tomorrow.
- Rafe Guttman: Maybe you don't understand me. I'm feeling excruciatingly sad.”

Aubrey Morris - McCutcheon
Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman

“- Claire Harrison: When you said you loved me was that a lie too? Nothing was true. Just lies, just fucking lies.
- Jack Grace: Look I don't love anyone Claire, and you're hurt cause the love story that you made up for yourself fell apart, and it's all in your mind.”
Charlotte Ayanna - Claire Harrison
Adrien Brody - Jack Grace

“- Pacha: We shook hands on it!
- Kuzko: You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is... you need hands.”

John Goodman - Patcha
David Spade - Kuzco

“- Sam: People call me lots of things...
- Andrew Largeman: Is one of them liar?
- Sam: I could say no, but how would you know I'm not lying?
- Andrew Largeman: I guess I could choose to trust you.”
Natalie Portman - Sam
Zach Braff - Andrew Largeman

“- Andy: Why would your mother lie to you?
- Martin: To punish me, for being blind.
- Andy: Does it really matter if she lied to you about some garden?
- Martin: Yes... it was my world.”
Russell Crowe - Andy
Hugo Weaving - Martin

“- Sean: You a long way from the beach now, punk! We in South Central! The ghetto! The projects!
- Sean: We run hardcore up in here. People get killed here errrrrrry day!
- PJ: [throws up signs] yay yaaaaayyyyy!
- Sandy: Shondra, can you come over later? Princess just had puppies.
- Shondra: [sweetly] Okay, Sandy. Bye.
- PJ: [after B-Rad gives...” (continue)(continue reading)
Taye Diggs - Sean
Anthony Anderson - PJ
Ecco Morgan - Sandy
Regina Hall - Shondra

“- Chief Wiggum: Uh sorry, sorry, no dumping in the lake!
- Fat Tony: Fine, I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor.
- Lou: Uh, Chief, I think there was a dead body in there.
- Chief Wiggum: I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen, Lou.”

Hank Azaria - Chief Wiggum
Joe Mantegna - Fat Tony
Hank Azaria - Lou

“- Lindy: Can you believe it, the rumours are in New Zealand already!
- Cliff Murchison: A lie goes around the world while truth's still putting its boots on, sweetheart.”

Meryl Streep - Lindy
Brian James - Cliff Murchison