Lies quotes

“Your door's not thick enough to pretend you're not home when you're home.”
Christopher Walken - Det. Stanley Jacobellis

“How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.”
Matt Damon - Rudy Baylor

“- Harry Dunne: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
- Lloyd Christmas: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

“- Bishop O'Hara: You took a vow of hospitality for all in need.
- Mother Superior: I lied.”
Joseph Maher - Bishop O'Hara
Maggie Smith - Mother Superior

“- Louise Watson: I'm going on tour this year until I get a record contract, then I'm going to make a video. Then they're going to make a video of us and we're going to be famous. Then Mommy's going to come back and live with us. And when I grow up I'm going to do solo projects and get married to someone famous but I'm not sure who exactly.
- Mr....” (continue)(continue reading)
Elizabeth Pritchard - Louise Watson
Earl Pastko - Mr. Skin (a.k.a. Satan)

“- Miracle Max: I've never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.
- Inigo Montoya: This is noble, sir. His wife is... crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation.
- Miracle Max: Are you a rotten liar!
- Inigo Montoya: I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.
- Miracle Max: Your first...” (continue)(continue reading)
Billy Crystal - Miracle Max
Mandy Patinkin - Inigo Montoya

“- Chelsea Deardon: Do you always cross-examine people?
- Tom Logan: Only when they lie to me.”
Daryl Hannah - Chelsea Deardon
Robert Redford - Tom Logan

“- The Radio: Things could be worse, you know.
- Lampy: How?
- The Radio: How what?
- Lampy: How could they be worse?
- The Radio: They couldn't; I lied.”
Jon Lovitz - Radio
Timothy Stack - Lampy

Who are you going to believe? This boy you are knowing your whole life? Or this boy you are just meeting, who says "You shine like the light from the sun"?
Hilary Duff - Isabella Parigi

"Daddy, just let me come home... Please, daddy, I have to see you...". But she never comes home. I'm always at the airport, but she's never there. Ten years of this, ten years of these lies, of imagining what happens if I don't send the money, of kicking down doors and dragging her out of rat-infested apartments, of explaining why that couldn't... (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Ian Holm - Mitchell Stevens

“- Max Goof: I wouldn't mind having this R.V. You're so lucky.
- P.J. Pete: Me? Oh, come on, man! You're the star. Going to the Powerline concert? Oh, it's unbelievable!
- Max Goof: Who told you about that?
- P.J. Pete: Hey, come on! Everybody in town knows about it, Max! You are going to be famous, buddy... especially with Roxanne!”

Jason Marsden - Max Goof
Rob Paulsen - P.J. Pete

“- Jonathan Mardukas: You lied to me first!
- Jack Walsh: What the... you lied to me first!
- Jonathan Mardukas: Yes! Yes. But you didn't know I was lying to you when you lied to me down by the river. So as far as you knew, you lied to me first!
- Jack Walsh: How can I argue with this guy. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about.”
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“It's all true, give or take a lie or two.”
James Garner - Wyatt Earp

“- Gossie McKee: You need watchin' out for and he ain't got the time to look after you the way I been lookin' after you.
- Ray Charles: Is that what you been doing, Gossie, watchin' out for me? Is that why you get paid double what I do?
- Gossie McKee: Who told you that?
- Ray Charles: Well, it's true, ain't it. You and Marlene been gamin' me...” (continue)(continue reading)

Terrence Howard - Gossie McGee
Jamie Foxx - Ray Charles

“- Sarah: Tom, have you ever not told me something cause you were afraid of how I would react? Like have you ever not told me the truth about anything?
- Tom: Like when I told you I liked your brother?
- Sarah: This is serious Tom.
- Tom: I am serious, I really don't like him.”
Brittany Murphy - Sarah
Ashton Kutcher - Tom

“- Ellen Griswold: Oh my Lord... Rusty!
- Girl in Hot Tub: Oh, you must be lost. This is Mr. Pappagiorgio.
- Clark Griswold: His name is not Pappagiorgio! His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student! Now out of the pool, let's go young man! Now!”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Hayley Mortison - Girl in the Hot tub
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Policeman 1: For a diplomat you're not a very good liar.
- Justin Quayle: Well, I haven't risen very high.”
Peter King Nzioki - Policeman 1
Ralph Fiennes - Justin Quayle

“I lied to you. I just wanted you to be proud of me. I'm a failure. The truth is I've got nothing.”

Patrick Warburton - Kronk

“Do anything so long as you make my wife believe I was telling the truth when I was lying to her!”
Robert Charles Benchley - Martin Cortland

“At least I won't have to lie to you any more.”

Roy Scheider - Joe Gideon

“Sometimes, it's easier living the lie.”
Tom Hanks - Carl Hanratty

"Single" he told me. Single, my ass. Not only was he married... oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came home, I fixed him his drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
Denise Faye - Annie

“- Bill Firpo: Bless me father for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession.
- Father Gorenzel: Is that Bill Firpo?
- Bill Firpo: Uh, Yes, it's Me father.
- Father Gorenzel: Been Five years since you've been to confession. Is that how you're gonna start the whole thing out?”
Nicolas Cage - Bill Firpo
Gerard Parkes - Father Gorenzel

“Know that old joke, how can you tell when a junkie's lying? Her lips are moving? It's not funny.”
Mercedes Ruehl - Kathleen Carangi

“A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy