Lies quotes

“- Andre: Why... why do you make up such stories?
- Nicole: I don't know. It just comes naturally to me.
- Andre: So it's genetic. Is that it?
- Nicole: Yes. No! I don't know.”

Gérard Depardieu - Andre
Katherine Heigl - Nicole

“There's an army depending on us for the truth. You can lie to anyone else. Never lie to a Ranger.”
Derek Luke - Curtis

“I lied because I wanted to make myself seem more interesting.”

Lindsay Lohan - Lola

“- Carl: I lost a contact lens back there.
- Doberman: Oh, really. Come here, let me see... You don't wear contacts.
- Carl: I lost both of 'em!”

Michael Eric Kramer - Carl
Harry Northup - Doberman

The other morning, I'm at the refrigerator... you know, getting Billy ready for school. So I'm just in my underwear and he notices I've lost weight. And he comes in and pats me. He comes up to here and he says "Daddy, you've really lost a lot of weight", he looks up at me and he says "And it's all gone to your nose".

Dustin Hoffman - Ted Kramer

“- Binx: I didn't mean to shoot him, you heard what he said, he said it wasn't loaded.
- Billie Jean: We have to go to the police.
- Ophelia: They'll never believe you.
- Binx: It was an accident!
- Ophelia: You think he's gonna say that? It's his word against a bunch of crazy kids, he's gonna lie.”
Christian Slater - Binx
Helen Slater - Billie Jean
Martha Gehman - Ophelia

“- Scott Thomas: What do you mean you're dumping me?
- Fiona: Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other anymore.
- Scott Thomas: What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you!
- Fiona: I know. That's what makes this so hard.”
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas
Kristin Kreuk - Fiona

“- Truman Burbank: Was nothing real?
- Christof: You were real. That's what made you so good to watch...”
Jim Carrey - Truman Burbank
Ed Harris - Christof

“- Mother Superior: She isn't a nun. Her real name is Deloris van Cartier. She witnessed a vicious murder and has been hiding in our convent.
- Choir Nun: She... she lied to us?
- Mary Patrick: She wasn't a nun?
- Mary Robert: But she made us sing so perfectly!
- Mary Patrick: Now that should have tipped us...”

Maggie Smith - Mother Superior
Ellen Albertini Dow - Choir Nun
Kathy Najimy - Mary Patrick
Wendy Makkena - Mary Robert

“Before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want you to tell me the truth. However, therein lies the dilemma. Because, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth – especially to me, and least of all to yourself. And, when it comes to...” (continue)(continue reading)

David Carradine - Bill

I'm some kid from Ohio, reading fashion magazines, looking at your picture and thinking I'm supposed to look like that. And going fucking crazy because I don't. Because nobody told me it was a lie. Because the magazine doesn't come with a label that says "Caution: this is a lie. Nobody looks like this". Not even you.

Adina Porter - Girl at Group Therapy

“- Louie Kritski: You're late with your rent, Marlon. I know, I know, Mommy's dying again, you had to send money. How many times is it this year Mamacita's almost croaked?
- Marlon: Six. But you know, I am glad she is still with us.”
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
Rubén Blades - Marlon

“- Jan: Where are your mom and dad?
- Christopher McCandless: Living their lies somewhere.”
Catherine Keener - Jan
Emile Hirsch - Christopher McCandless

“- Clarence Worley: Do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
- Elliot: No.
- Clarence Worley: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?”
Christian Slater - Clarence Worley
Bronson Pinchot - Elliot Blitzer

“I abhor torture. But your words just don't match your thoughts. There are too many details you're just not sharing with us. Our little mind-reading device doesn't lie.”

Steve Railsback - Colonel Pryzer

“- Zuba: Oh. No, son. I mean how could this happen? You told us you were a king. And a king does not get beat.
- Alex: Well, I am a king. I'm the... I'm the King of New York. It's - it's my stage name. I'm like, you know, it's - for when I perform.”
Bernie Mac - Zuba
Ben Stiller - Alex

“- Marisa Ventura: I don't know what I'm doing here, Steph. What am I doing? This is all a lie.
- Stephanie Kehoe: No, honey. It's more like a dream, you know? And for one night, you're living it for all of us. Don't think about tomorrow. Don't think about anything but tonight. Tonight, the maid is a lie. And this, this is who you really are.”

Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura
Marissa Matrone - Stephanie Kehoe

- Claude Elsinore: And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
- The Judge: For the benefit of the court would you please explain "time coding".
- Claude Elsinore: Well, uh... just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.
Paul Dooley - Claude Elsinore
David Beard - The Judge

“You're a good grifter. It's hard to tell when you're lying.”
Dustin Hoffman - King

“You know, actors lie all the time.”
William Lucking

“I don't pretend anything anymore. I don't have time, desire or energy to calculate anymore.”
Thomas Kretschmann

“Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.”
Kim Cattrall - Samantha Jones

“People who get married are not to be trusted. You know why? Because if you were legitimately happy, honestly you wouldn't feel the need to make a big show out of it. You wouldn't have to broadcast it. They do it because they're insecure and because they think that getting married is what they're supposed to be doing now. And so they're lying to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Affleck - Neil

“Everything that seems clear is bent. And everything that seems bent is clear. Trapped in reflections, you must learn to recognize when a lie masquerades as the truth, and then deal with it efficiently, dispassionately.”
Sir Michael Gambon - Dr. Fredericks

“When I was really young, I used to lie a lot. Now I get paid to do it.”
Diego Luna