Lies quotes

Let's just get this straight. You're 20-something years old, you have no job, no money, very few prospects. You haven't been seen in the vicinity of anything which even faintly resembles a member of the opposite sex in over 6 months. And yet you sit here and tell us that you have some kind of special thing that makes the other side go "gaga".... (continue)(continue reading)

Alex Menglet - Taylor

“- Daniel Sr.: You hired an actor to pretend he was me. And then pretended to get in a fight with him. And told him you preferred Uncle Joe to me.
- Daniel: Well when you put it like that it sounds kinda bad.”
Francis X. McCarthy - Daniel Sr.
Michael J. Fox - Daniel

“- Nancy: That's the Rollerama. Sid, I won a roller skating trophy there when I was six years old.
- Granma: Nancy, don't fib.
- Nancy: Fuck you, Grandma.”
Chloe Webb - Nancy Spungen
Gloria LeRoy - Granma

“- Harry Sanborn: I have never lied to you. I have always told you some version of the truth.
- Erica Barry: The truth doesn't have versions, okay?”
Jack Nicholson - Harry Sanborn
Diane Keaton - Erica Barry

“- Bernie: Was that the chick from last night?
- Danny: Yeah, I picked up the phone and she was already on the line.
- Bernie: Yeah, right. Pull this leg and it plays jingle bells.”
Jim Belushi - Bernie
Demi Moore - Debbie

“Never try to fool children. They expect nothing and therefore see everything.”
Harvey Keitel - Harry Houdini

“I lie when I need to, tell the truth when I can.”
Pierce Brosnan - Julian Noble

Acting isn't a game of "pretend." It's an exercise in being real.
Sir Sidney Poitier

“You know what I do for a living? I get paid to notice stuff. I get paid to know who's lying.”
Harrison Ford - Dutch Van Den Broeck

“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been one year since my last confession. Father, I have on occasion used foul language. I have lied, not just little white lies, but great, big, sinful ones. I shoplift all the time, Father.”

Marla Pennington - Mary Beth McFadden

“The truth can't be allowed to live under the occupation. It's too dangerous. The occupation lives upon lies!”
Charles Laughton - Albert Lory

“When he lies, his nose gets big.”

Mel Blanc - Gideon

“He lied to me. Now I can't think of one reason big enough for him to lie about that's small enough not to matter.”
Casey Affleck - Patrick Kenzie

“- Max Dugan: How do you know I'm Max Dugan?
- Nora McPhee: You told me you were.
- Max Dugan: I told you a lot of things, but so far you haven't liked any of them, so I'll keep on telling new ones until you pick out one you like.”
Jason Robards - Max Dugan
Marsha Mason - Nora McPhee

“- Edith Irving: You're always so careful when you talk, always so soft like a cushion for what you want.
But I am leaving. But before I go, I give you something. You are exhausted from your lies. So tell the truth.
Tell me the truth about what you did with her this time. It is your moment to be clean.
- Clifford Irving: I saw her.”
Marcia Gay Harden - Edith Irving
Richard Tiffany Gere - Clifford Irving

“I never lie.”
Christopher Reeve - Superman

“I have spent almost my entire life with people smiling at me. And laughing at my jokes. And telling me how special I am, and how great I am, and how nice, and smart. And right now, I don't know if any of that was true. Maybe it was all some kind of an act.”
Katie Holmes - Samantha Mackenzie

“Posh cunts telling thick cunts to kill poor cunts. That's the army for you. It's all a lie.”
Richard Dormer - Eamon

“Yes, I tried to save you pain. I lied, yes, only to save you.”

Carole Lombard - Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka

“- Dr. Weitzman: Hey Billy, we gotta go. Are you sure you can drive this thing?
- Billy Caufield: Are you kidding? I finished second at Daytona.”
Dennis Boutsikaris - Dr. Weitzman
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“- Benjamin Franklin Gates: I leveled with you one hundred percent.
- Abigail Chase: Give me the Declaration, Mr. Brown.
- Benjamin Franklin Gates: OK, my name's not Brown. It's Gates. I leveled with you ninety-eight percent.”
Nicolas Cage - Benjamin Franklin Gates
Diane Kruger - Abigail Chase

“Nothing is what it seems.”
Al Pacino - Walter Burke

“- Martha Baring: What lies did you tell her? Answer me! Answer me!
- Alice: I am, you just can't see my finger.”
Jessica Lange - Martha Baring
Nina Foch - Alice Baring

“- Charlie Gordon: Liz... from the first moment I saw you on that ship... it was my intention to lie to you, I swear.
- Liz LaBreche: Well, that's sweet.
- Charlie Gordon: What I didn't intend, was falling in love with you.”
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon
Dyan Cannon - Liz LaBreche

“- Maxwell Smart: At this very minute, my friend, this chalet is being completely surrounded by 500 alpine crack troops.
- KAOS #1: I find that hard to believe.
- Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 150 Tirolian ski-troops?
- KAOS #2: No, we wouldn't.
- Maxwell Smart: How about 2 Saint Bernards in heat?”
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart
Nick Dimitri - KAOS #1
Fred Lerner - KAOS #2