Lies quotes

- Charlie Anderson: Remember, if they ask you anything about your drinking, it's totally acceptable to say "I don't recall".
- Whip Whitaker: Hey, don't tell me how to lie about my drinking, okay? I know how to lie about my drinking. I've been lying about my drinking my whole life.
Bruce Greenwood - Charlie Anderson
Denzel Washington - Whip Whitaker

- Longfellow Deeds: My school nurse was so mean, every time I'd tell her I had a tummy ache, she'd send me back to my class and say: "stop whining".
- Babe Bennett: But that's awful!
- Longfellow Deeds: Well, I said it every day.
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds
Winona Ryder - Babe Bennett

“The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.”
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker

“- Flo Addams: Maybe he won't wanna leave. He told me on a postcard he's in a grand hideout and having a swell time with his mental disorder.
- Little John Sarto: If he ever told you that on a postcard, maybe they ought to keep him in there.”

Ann Sothern - Flo Addams
Edward G. Robinson - Little John Sarto

“There was a king, and he had a daughter, and she was abducted. The king, he swore to protect her, but while he was indulging himself shamefully, she was abducted. Now, the king's advisors, they knew that if she came home, she would reveal the king's shame to the country. So they told the king that she was dead.”
Val Kilmer - Scott

“Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“I smell bullshit.”
R. Lee Ermey - Sheriff Hoyt

“No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!”

John Belushi - Joliet' Jake Blues

“- Pamela: You once called me an undesirable alien...
- Baxter: I lied!”
Valerie Perrine - Pamela
Sir Michael Caine - Baxter

“- Joan: I'm a neurosurgeon, you?
- Bernie: I'm a prizefighter. Do you know much about boxing?
- Joan: No.
- Bernie: I'm the heavyweight champion of the world.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Joan
Jim Belushi - Bernie

“- Song Liling: Under the robes, beneath everything, it was always me. Tell me you adore me.
- René Gallimard: How could you, who understood me so well, make such a mistake? You've shown me your true self, and what I love was the lie, perfect lie, that's been destroyed.”
John Lone - Song Liling
Jeremy Irons - René Gallimard

“Alistair, you've lied to me, I know you lied to Libby, so you'll forgive me if I don't give a flying fart in space what you think!”
Colin Firth - Henry Dashwood

“What do you want to hear first, I did the Lindbergh kidnapping, or I started the Korean War?”

Kevin O'Connor - Stanley Gusciora

- Lena Foster: You never lied to your father? Would you like me to show you at least 500 examples?
- Daniel Miller: I said "pretty much" never lied. I didn't say I never, ever lied.
Lee Grant - Lena Foster
Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller

“- C.O.: It was a confused situation. In these circumstances, what you saw, what you think you saw, can be a very different thing to what actually happened. Do you understand?
- C.O.: [firmly] Do you understand?
- Lt. Armitage: Yes, sir.”

Sam Hazeldine - C.O.
Sam Reid - Lt. Armitage

“This is not my family. You are not my father. And the breath I take after I kill you will be the first breath of my life.”

Rain - Raizo

“- Lilli Hargrave: You lied to me.
- Richard Lestrange: When did I lie to you?
- Lilli Hargrave: You promised you'd never hurt me.
- Richard Lestrange: And when did I hurt you?
- Lilli Hargrave: Every time you stare at her, you hurt me.
- Richard Lestrange: I'm sorry. It's just that she's so different.”
Milla Jovovich - Lilli Hargrave
Brian Krause - Richard Lestrange

“- Betty: I dated a criminal once.
- Teri Halloran: Only once?
- Betty: He owned a used car lot. They busted him for turning back the odometers.
- Teri Halloran: How could you trust someone like that?
- Betty: I figured I did the same thing when I told him I was 21.”
Heidi Kling - Betty
Lauren Holly - Teri Halloran

“You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.”
Matthew Broderick - Ferris Bueller

“We live in an era of fraud in America. Not just in banking, but in government, education, religion, food, even baseball...”
Steve Carrell - Mark Baum

“Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches.”

Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison

“- Sam Sparks: That's peanut brittle. If either of us touches it, we'll go into anaphylactic shock.
- Flint Lockwood: Actually, I'm not allergic to peanuts. I might have said that to get you to like me.
- Sam Sparks: And you thought having a food allergy would make you more attractive?”
Anna Faris - Sam Sparks
Bill Hader - Flint Lockwood

“Partial information will be treated as a lie!”
Jason Clarke - Dan

“- Ted: Dude, are you sure we should be doing this?
- Bill: Ted, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened. Besides, we told ourselves to listen to this guy.
- Ted: What if we were lying?
- Bill: Why would we lie to ourselves?”
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan
Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston

“With a lie this big, we can get away with anything we want.”
David O'Hara - Michael Canaris