Maidenhood quotes

“- Darryl Walker: I have to make the world a safer place for my children.
- Kevin Walker: Your children? You've got to be with a woman first! You've got to knock some boots, man! You're a virgin.
- Darryl Walker: No, I'm a gentleman.
- Kevin Walker: Obviously this is what you need to do to work through Grandma's death.”
Damon Wayans - Darryl Walker
David Alan Grier - Kevin Walker

“You know, the good news is you have a very bright academic future ahead of you. The bad news is, you're probably gonna be a virgin 'till you're thirty-five years old.”
Marlon Wayans - Rob Anderson

“- Angie Anderson: I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?
- Dale Denton: Like two and a half.
- Angie Anderson: Two and a half? What is a half, your hand? That doesn't count!”
Amber Heard - Angie Anderson
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“What next, Hayley? Are you gonna lose my virginity too?”

Katherine Heigl - Alexia Wheaton

“I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park but... it turned out to be a graveyard, and now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs waiting to be reborn.”
Billie Lourd - Gigi

“It's normal to not touch a penis.”
Saoirse Una Ronan - Lady Bird McPherson

“When we meet with a woman, if she is consenting and if we can make her consent, then the encounter should be pleasant. But there are two exceptions: the wife of a friend and that strange flower, so rare, that is born from perfect innocence.”
Fernando Rey - Don Lope

“- John: Still keeping her legs crossed? She's getting you down, you know. The old, old story: not before we're married, darling. I wouldn't waste your money.
- Reggie: She seems a bit lost to me.
- John: I mean, don't let her being foreign fool you. They're all the same, these bloody virgins. They're just teasers, that's all.
- Reggie: She...” (continue)(continue reading)
James Villiers - John
Hugh Futcher - Reggie
John Fraser - Colin

“- Sean: Is she a virgin?
- Patrick's Sister: Why don't you broadcast it on the 6 o' clock news?”
Andre Gower - Sean
Lisa Fuller - Patrick's Sister

“That thing had better fly, or you can kiss your chances of losing your virginity goodbye.”

William Lee Scott - Roy Lee

“- Bobby Fischer: So what do you do, Donna?
- Donna: I screw people.
- Bobby Fischer: Ahhh me too... Listen, I was thinking of getting rid of my virginity.”
Tobey Maguire - Bobby Fisher
Evelyne Brochu - Donna

“- Max Cartwright: Gertie, you're a virgin.
- Gertie Michaels: No. Well, not anymore. Last summer with that guy, Jerry. He had like the weird mustache and he, like, winked. Remember?
- Vicki Summers: Isn't he autistic?”
Taissa Farmiga - Max Cartwright
Alia Shawkat - Gertie Michaels
Nina Dobrev - Vicki Summers

“I'm a beautiful, young virgin in Italy. I want my sexual awakening and I want it now!”
Georgina Cates - Emily

“- Zidler: She said you make her feel like a virgin.
- The Duke: Virgin?
- Zidler: You know, touched for the very first time.”

Jim Broadbent - Harold Zidler
Richard Roxburgh - The Duke

“Virgins. I love them. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothing. Just pure pleasure.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“- Jackie: You were a virgin when we were seeing each other.
- Nick: Yeah, I was twelve.”
Jackie van Beek - Jackie
Cori Gonzalez-Macuer - Nick

“I've come all this way to give you something you may not even want, my virginity.”

Bo Derek - Lida MacGillivery

“I just want you to know I used to be a virgin.”
Lucinda Jenney - Charlotte

“- Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.
- Zed: Ha! Not your choice!”
Michael Cera - Oh
Jack Black - Zed

“You just fucked with the wrong virgin!”
Taissa Farmiga - Max Cartwright

“- Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.
- Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.”
Jonny Brugh - Deacon
Jemaine Clement - Vladislav

“Hey Ehren, maybe after this movie you'll finally lose your virginity.”
Chris Pontius - himself

“Angel Vs. Farris. Who ever loses there virginity first wins!”
Krista Errickson - Cinder

“- Grace: She couldn't stay your little girl forever Jim.
- President James Marshall: I know. But I was hoping she could wait until she was 14 or 15... or 50.”
Wendy Crewson - Grace Marshall
Harrison Ford - President James Marshall

“- Richie Tozier: What are you saying, Eddie? You're still a virgin?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Yeah.
- Richie Tozier: Well I can't help you there, pal.”
Harry Anderson - Richie Tozier
Dennis Christopher - Eddie Kaspbrak