Meeting quotes

“- Walker: I met him once.
- Colin: You mean Gandhi?
- Walker: In South Africa, a long time ago. I wonder if he'll recognize me.
- Colin: What was he like?
- Walker: He had a full head of hair then. We were a bit like college students, trying to figure everything out.
- Colin: Well, he must have found some of the answers!”
Martin Sheen - Walker
Daniel Day-Lewis - Colin

“- Queen Constantina: So many beautiful girls! He'll meet someone tonight.
- King Maximillian: And if he doesn't?
- Queen Constantina: This ball will never end!”
Whoopi Goldberg - Queen Constantina
Victor Garber - King Maximillian

“- Saddam Hussein: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan; we meet at last. The circle is now complete. Now I am the master.
- Tug Benson: Only a master of evil, Saddam.
- Saddam Hussein: Your powers are weak, old man. You should not have come.”

Jerry Haleva - Saddam Hussein
Lloyd Bridges - Tug Benson

- Sidney Bruhl: This is Clifford Anderson, my secretary; my friend, Porter Milgrim.
- Clifford Anderson: How do you do, sir?
- Porter Milgrim: How do you do?
- Clifford Anderson: Nice to meet you.
- Sidney Bruhl: I would say "my attorney", but he'd bill me.
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl
Christopher Reeve - Clifford Anderson
Henry Jones - Porter Milgrim

- Freddy Honeychurch: Come and have a bathe.
- George Emerson: I'd like that.
- Reverend Beebe: That's the best conversation opening I've ever heard. "How do you do? Come and have a bathe".
Rupert Graves - Freddy Honeychurch
Julian Sands - George Emerson
Simon Callow - The Reverend Mr Beebe

“- Star Child: Hi, Melissa.
- Melissa: How did you know my name?
- Cat Man: He's just showing off.”
Paul Stanley - Star Child
Deborah Ryan - Melissa
Peter Criss - Cat Man

“- Molly Bell: I'm with Keith Lennox productions. Molly. Molly Bell. That's what they call me. My real name is a lot longer.
- Jess Robin: So's mine.
- Molly Bell: Belengocavela?
- Jess Robin: Rabinovitch?
- Molly Bell: Oh. That's not bad.”
Lucie Arnaz - Molly Bell
Neil Diamond - Jess Robin

“- Barber Martin: There. You finally look like a human being again. You shouldn't wait so long between hair cuts, you cheap son of a bitch.
- Walt Kowalski: Yeah. I'm surprised you're still around. I was always hoping you'd die off and they got someone in here that knew what the hell they were doing.”
John Carroll Lynch - Barber Martin
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“Your face is familiar. Let me see. You're not anyone I know right now - perhaps later on my hunting trip. Yes, you look like someone I might meet in the jungle.”

John Alexander - "Teddy Roosevelt" Brewster

“- Roger Podacter: Who's he?
- Melissa Robinson: Roger Podacter, meet Ace Ventura. He's our pet detective.
- Roger Podacter: Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Metz.
- Ace Ventura: Martha Metz? Oh, yeah, the bitch.
- Roger Podacter: What?
- Ace Ventura: Pekingese, hyperactive, lost in Highland Park area. She was...” (continue)(continue reading)
Troy Evans - Roger Podacter
Courteney Cox - Melissa Robinson
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“- Carola: Preston and I are celebrating the tenth anniversary of the night we first met.
- Margaret: You mean when you thought he was gonna push you up against the wall and rape you?
- Carola: Yes, darling.”
Rae Dawn Chong - Carola
Nicolle Rochelle - Margaret

“- Ben Dover: Take your pants off.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: I don't even know your name.
- Ben Dover: Bend over.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.”
Randall 'Tex' Cobb - Ben Dover
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“What's a little reunion without a little drama?”
Karen Trott - Maura