Meeting quotes

“- Julia Jones: You had me at hello.
- Grant Funkyerdoder: I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a boy. Asking him to love her.”
Alyson Hannigan - Julia Jones
Adam Campbell - Grant Funkyerdoder

“We met upon the level, and we're parting on the square.”
Ricky Jay - Burt Ramsey

“You're not happy to see me! You can't! I don't want you to be happy to see me!”
Piper Perabo - Rachel

“- Janice: What a small world!
- Chandler: And yet I never run into Beyonce.”

Maggie Wheeler - Janice
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- Guy Perkins: Hi, I'm Guy.
- Josie Geller: Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy. Oh my. Hey, that rhymes! Yikes. Bikes!
- Guy Perkins: Are you in special-ed? I mean, are you?
- Kristin: A Geek?
- Gibby: You totally just said that out load.”
Jeremy Jordan - Guy Perkins
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Marley Shelton - Kristin
Jordan Ladd - Gibby

“What is it that brings two strangers together so that one soul inhabits two bodies? Sometimes it's profound. Sometimes it's Fritos.”
Tim Allen - Eliot Arnold

“And what a day! In the same day I have taken the Siegfried oath, I've danced with a cop, a sailor and an extremely friendly Cherokee Indian.”
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom

“- Joey Dalesio: I've got a message from Frank White. He wants to sit down, he wants to talk.
- Arty Clay: You tell him I don't talk to nigger lovers.
- Joey Dalesio: Well, he says he's got things on his mind that he wants to discuss with you, and he wants to know where and he wants to know when.
- Arty Clay: You tell him in fucking Hell, that's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Paul Calderon - Joey Dalesio
Frank Gio - Arty Clay

“- Dr. Laura Baker: Who are you and what do you do?
- Preston Lennox: Preston Lennox. And if I'm here, I think the shit has definitely hit the fan.”
Marg Helgenberger - Dr. Laura Baker
Michael Madsen - Preston Lennox

“- Natalie: Are you in love?
- Lauren: You don't fall in love with a boy you just met.
- Natalie: Are you?
- Lauren King: Yeah.”
Ashby Semple - Natalie
Diane Lane - Lauren

“The general wisdom is that, in the end, there isn't just one person for each of us.”
Liam Neeson - Daniel

“I'm afraid you're going to regret we ever met.”

Justin Chambers - D'Artagnan

“I finally meet the right guy, and he's from another planet.”
Daphne Ashbrook - Dr. Grace Holloway

“There are so many things that have to happen for two people to meet.”
Sean Penn - Paul Rivers

“- Judy: I wanna know how you two met.
- Nora: I picked him up in a bar. How's that?
- Max: I was drunk, and she was drunk, and I liked her looks so I convinced her to let me bring her home, and I seduced her on the sofa bed, and it was magic, and I keep coming back for more.”
Eileen Brennan - Judy
Susan Sarandon - Nora Baker
James Spader - Max Baron

“- Chosen One: Master Tang I have traveled many miles to meet you.
- Master Tang: How many miles? Would you say 10 million?”
Steve Oedekerk - Chosen One
Hui Lou Chen - Master Tang

“- Han Solo: Together again, huh?
- Luke: Wouldn't miss it.
- Han Solo: How we doin'?
- Luke: Same as always.
- Han Solo: That bad, huh?”
Harrison Ford - Han Solo
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker

“You don't wait for Death; you come to meet him!”

George Zucco - Dr. Elwyn Clayton

“- Charlie Johnson: I have someone for you.
- Bob Rueland: No, Charlie, no.
- Charlie Johnson: Come on, she's smart, she has a great body, intelligent, great body... you gotta start going out! She's really great, her cat was a patient of mine!
- Bob Rueland: I'm a dog person.”
David Alan Grier - Charlie Johnson
David Duchovny - Bob Rueland

“- Sue: I also noticed that hippy freak you've adopted! I want to know is one evening with her worth five years of marriage?
- Dave: What are you talking about? Five years of what? What do you mean who?
- Sue: Dave, I want to sit down.
- Dave: Who's Dave? I'm Babbakazoo!”
Andrea Howard - Sue
Mark Lonow - Dave

“- Sandy: My parents want to invite you over for tea on Sunday.
- Danny: I don't like tea.
- Sandy: You don't have to drink tea.
- Danny: I don't like parents.”
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Sandy
John Travolta - Danny

“It was there, in the war-torn country side amidst the fighting between government troops and the Khmer Rouge guerrillas, that I met my guide and interpreter, Dith Pran, a man who was to change my life in a country I grew to love and pity.”

Sam Waterston - Sydney Schanberg

“- Frida Kahlo: Don't think I am going to sleep with you just because you took me under your wing.
- Diego Rivera: Before you came along, I was painting murals and womanizing in peace.”
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo
Alfred Molina - Diego Rivera

“- Abigail Martin: It was nice meeting you, Lieutenant. It was even nicer of you to listen to me. Good luck.
- Lt. Charles Mason: Thank you. And good luck to you too.”
Deanna Durbin - Abigail Martin
Dean Harens - Lt. Charles Mason

“- Enchanted Princess: My dear prince, you have rescued me, you have caught me in your arms.
- Calvin: Actually you landed on my balls!”

Nicole Parker - Enchanted Princess
Gary 'G. Thang' Johnson - Calvin