Meeting quotes

“- Max: Sit down, Noodles. Make yourself comfortable. I'm glad you accepted my invitation.
- Noodles: Well, I was curious. So many important people in one place...
- Max: Yes. Well, the rats usually desert a sinking ship. But in my case, they appear to be flocking on board.”
James Woods - Max
Robert De Niro - Noodles

. Harry Morgan: What made you so mad?
- Marie "Slim" Browning: I've been mad ever since I met you.
- Harry Morgan: Most people are.
Humphrey Bogart - Harry Morgan
Lauren Bacall - Marie "Slim" Browning

“- Stuntman Mike: You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol.
- Pam: Hmm. Really? Like what?
- Stuntman Mike: Women, nacho grande platters, the fellowships of fascinating individuals like Warren here. Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers.”
Kurt Russell - Stuntman Mike
Rose McGowan - Pam

“- Jewel: You look like me!
- Blu: Oh, hi. Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese with the mold on it, that smells really bad.”
Anne Hathaway - Jewel
Jesse Eisenberg - Blu

“I was very taken by what I saw. As I stepped from my carriage, the sight of my new school filled me with fear and apprehension, yet, I was swept with a wave of curiosity. However, nothing could prepare me for the extraordinary adventure that lay ahead, or the extraordinary individual who would change my life.”

Michael Hordern - Dr. Watson

“The world is getting so small, it would be nice to meet someone new!”
Christopher Walken - Whitley Strieber

“New woman, same old shite.”
Kevin McKidd - Pvt. Cooper

“- David Halloran: What about you?
- Margaret Sellinger: What about, what about me?
- David Halloran: Who are you? What are you?
- Margaret Sellinger: I'm a short man.”
Harrison Ford - David Halloran
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger

“When you go out with a guy be sure he has a brother or a friend who is single before you call me!”
Kristin Chenoweth - Maria Kelly

“- Bob McGraw: Wanna fool around? Wanna get married? Want fellatio or what? If I'm being too forward, just tell me to back off.
- Heather Merriweather: Um, how about a name first.”
Tim Matheson - Bob McGraw
Jennifer Runyon - Heather Merriweather

“- Bob Bigalow: Your mom could've had any man she wanted in that strip club. And this being my first time in Bangkok, I was looking for a good time myself.
- Deuce Bigalow: You met my mom where?”
Richard Riehle - Bob Bigalow
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow

“- Ian Miller: I know this great place... Zorba something... anyway, I'd love to take you there if you'd like to go.
- Toula Portokalos: Uh, that place, Dancing Zorba's...
- Ian Miller: Dancing Zorba's!
- Toula Portokalos: My family kinda owns that place.
- Ian Miller: [looking at her closely] I remember you. You're that waitress.
- Toula...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nia Vardalos - Ian Miller
John Corbett - Toula Portokalos

“If they can't start a meeting without you, well, that's a meeting worth going to, isn't it? And that's the only kind of meeting you should ever concern yourselves with.”
Kevin Spacey - Buddy Ackerman

“- Sharon Pogue: When you said that we were supposed to meet, what did you mean by that, it sounds a little too Psychic Friends Network like?
- Steven 'Catch' Lambert: It means that one's senses are attracted to a particular odour of another person and it draws the person to them.”
Jennifer Lopez - Sharon Pogue
Jim Caviezel - Steven 'Catch' Lambert

“- Kady Tyler: You're Jess Tyler.
- Jess Tyler: Who are you?
- Kady Tyler: Just somebody you might like to know.
- Jess Tyler: I don't like people making fun.
- Kady Tyler: Maybe I'm not.”
Pia Zadora - Kady Tyler
Stacy Keach - Jess Tyler

“- Colonel Allen Faulkner: Is your wife at home?
- R.S.M. Sandy Young: Yes sir, she'll be delighted to see you.
- Colonel Allen Faulkner: I don't think so. I think we'd better talk out here!”
Richard Burton - Colonel Allen Faulkner
Jack Watson - R.S.M. Sandy Young

“Come when the king doth to my lady come. And if I have much love... I'll give you some.”
Emily Mortimer - Katherine

“- Sunda Kastagir: MacLeod, it's good to see you again. It seems like a hundred years.
- Connor MacLeod: It's been a hundred years.”
Hugh Quarshie - Sunda Kastagir
Christopher Lambert - Duncan McLeod

“- Marisa Ventura: The first time you saw me, I was cleaning your bathroom floor! Only you didn't see me.
- Christopher Marshall: What was I supposed to do, introduce myself while I'm taking a leak?”
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall

“- Natalie Connors: You make a really bad first impression and a terrible second impression but the third time was really good.
- Cody Banks: You gotta see my fourth.”
Hilary Duff - Natalie Connors
Frankie Muniz - Cody Banks

“- Lionel: Don't worry your majesties he'll meet someone tonight. I can feel it in my bones.
- Queen Constantina: You'll feel it in your bones if he doesn't.”
Jason Alexander - Lionel
Whoopi Goldberg - Queen Constantina

“Husband number six meet husband number four.”
Mae West - Marlo Manners

“It is clear that I must find my other half. But is it a he or a she? What does this person look like? Identical to me? Or somehow complementary? Does my other half have what I don't? Did he get the looks? The luck? The love? Were we really separated forceably or did he just run off with the good stuff? Or did I? Will this person embarrass me?...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig

“- Erik Lehnsherr: I know we've had our differences.
- Emma Frost: Where's your telepath friend?
- Erik Lehnsherr: Gone. Left a bit of a gap in my life, if I'm to be honest. I was rather hoping you would fill it. Join us.
- Emma Frost: Erik, I believe.
- Erik Lehnsherr: I prefer Magneto.”

Michael Fassbender - Erik Lensherr
January Jones - Emma Frost

“- Mink: Listen, Bernie wants to see you. It's important.
- Tom Reagan: Yeah, well, I'm right here. I'm not made of glass.”
Steve Buscemi - Mink
Gabriel Byrne - Tom Reagan