Meeting quotes

“- Jandice: A couple years back, I was at a youth praise concert at church, and I saw the most handsome man that I had ever seen in the world. He was looking right at me. We went on a date, and then we fell very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very deeply in love. And then he died. Snake bite. At his funeral, I was very, very distraught. I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kate McKinnon - Jandice
Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt

“When you walk with someone, something unspoken happens. Either you match their pace or they match yours.”
Sir Sidney Poitier

“- James Moon: So you're married too?
- Birkin: Sort of. She went off with another chap. Not for the first time. Can't say I blame her really. Her name is Vinny.
- James Moon: Yes, I thought it might be something like that. As for me, never really met the right woman. Luckily for her.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - James Moon
Colin Firth - Birkin

“- The Stranger: Have you met Miss Langtry?
- Judge Roy Bean: No, I never met her. I never met the sun, I never shook hands with the moon, and I've never been introduced to no clouds.”
Lucien Littlefield - The Stranger
Walter Brennan - Judge Roy Bean

“- Jackson Storm: You have no idea what a pleasure it is for me to finally beat you.
- Lightning McQueen: Thanks... Wait, did you say meet or beat?
- Jackson Storm: I think you heard me.
- Lightning McQueen: Uh... what?”
Armie Hammer - Jackson Storm
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen

“- Chief Constable: He seems to recognize you, Doctor.
- Ludwig Frankenstein: I never saw this... man before in my life. I know nothing about him.”

Leyland Hodgson - Chief Constable
Cedrick Webster Hardwicke - Dr. Frankenstein

“- Arkady Renko: I always wanted to meet an American. You are so, so different. Forgive me for staring. Only once before did I ever meet an American, in the flesh, so to speak. A young student, Kirwell I think he was called. James Kirwell.
- Jack Osborne: Oh.
- Arkady Renko: But he was dead.
- Jack Osborne: That doesn't count then, does it?”
William Hurt - Arkady Renko
Lee Marvin - Jack Osborne

“Fun is actually knowing who half your guests are.”
Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne

“- Dr. Sarah Taylor: Mr. Ramirez, my mother taught me never to talk to strangers.
- Tony Ramirez: If you never talk to strangers, you'll never meet anyone new.”
Rebecca De Mornay - Dr. Sarah Taylor
Antonio Banderas - Tony Ramirez

“- Henry: I've spent my whole life... wanting something... and doing my very best not to find it. Never even going near the places it might be... And suddenly, I've got the goddamn thing practically chained around my neck.
- Lucy: What are you talking about?
- Henry: You.”
Billy Crudup - Henry
Mandy Moore - Lucy

“- Grant Funkyerdoder: If you still love me the way I love you, meet me where Meg Ryan met Tom Hanks.
- Julia Jones: On the internet?”
Adam Campbell - Grant Funkyerdoder
Alyson Hannigan - Julia Jones

“Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.”
Sarah Holcomb - Clorette DePasto

“- Lupita Ramos: There are some good things in this world.
- John W. Creasy: Like what?
- Lupita Ramos: Like meeting me.”
Dakota Fanning - Lupita Ramos
Denzel Washington - John W. Creasy

“If I'd known you were coming, I'd have sent you an invitation.”
Holland Taylor - Emma Jeffreys

“You want a successful future? When a guy with tattoos comes up to the drive-thru, give him his burger, not your phone number.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Zee

“- Benjamin Franklin Gates: Meet me at the car. Call me if you have any problems.
- Riley Poole: Like if we get caught and killed?
- Benjamin Franklin Gates: Yeah, that would be a big problem.”
Nicolas Cage - Benjamin Franklin Gates
Justin Bartha - Riley Poole

“- John Burnett: There you are.
- Lovejoy: Thanks, I was wondering where I was.”
Kris Kristofferson - John Burnett
Beth Grant - Lovejoy

“- Jennifer: I really want to thank you for taking me with you tonight. I mean, really.
- Maddy: Forget it. I mean, I know when you come to a new place you just can't find people you can relate to.
- Jennifer: Relate to? I would just like to meet one nice guy.
- Maddy: I go to the discotheques to kind of forget, you know? They're a great place to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Debra Winger - Jennifer
Robin Menken - Maddy

“- Richard M. Nixon: Did you ever mess around with Marilyn Monroe?
- Elvis Presley: No, sir.
- Richard M. Nixon: The Kennedys did, you know. Hoover played me the tape.”
Bob Gunton - Richard M. Nixon
Rick Peters - Elvis Presley

“- Lieutenant Stanislav Sobinski: I hope you'll forgive me if I acted a little clumsy, but this is the first time I ever met an actress.
- Maria Tura: Lieutenant, this is the first time I've ever met a man who could drop three tons of dynamite in two minutes.”
Robert Stack - Lieutenant Stanislav Sobinski
Carole Lombard - Maria Tura

“- Brutus: Who are you?
- Paul Shepherdson: I'm the one who shot you in Salzburg. I'm also the one who trained you in Moscow.
- Brutus: Cassius?”
Stephen Moyer - Brutus
Richard Tiffany Gere - Paul Shepherdson

“- Walt Disney: I think life disappoints you, Ms. Travers. I think it's done that a lot. And maybe Mary Poppins is the only person in your life who hasn't.
- P.L. Travers: Mary Poppins isn't real.
- Walt Disney: That's not true. She was as real as can be to my daughters, and to thousands of other children - adults too. She's been a nighttime...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Hanks - Walt Disney
Emma Thompson - P.L. Travers

“- Hannibal Lecter: Have you met my friend Mason Verger?
- Clarice Starling: Yes.
- Hannibal Lecter: Face to face, so to speak?
- Clarice Starling: Face to face.
- Hannibal Lecter: Attractive, isn't he?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Hannibal Lecter
Julianne Moore - Clarice Starling

“- Meta Carson: I was expecting you.
- Jeff Bailey: Well... I wasn't expecting you.
- Meta Carson: Should I take that as a compliment?”
Rhonda Fleming - Meta Carson
Robert Mitchum - Jeff Bailey

“I never met a man I didn't mutilate.”
Trevor Howard - Sir Henry Rawlinson