Monster quotes

“There are seven lost secret fascinations and abilities. They are that: animals can talk; your favorite blanket is woven from a fabric so mighty, that once pulled over your head, it becomes an impenetrable force field, nothing is too heavy to lift with the aid of a cape; your hand, held forefinger out and thumb up, actually fires bullets; jumping...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Hanks - Older Mike

“- Archer: Greetings. I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
- Alan Abernathy: Awfully polite for a monster.”
Frank Langella - Archer
Gregory Smith - Alan Abernathy

“- Tom Ward: I wonder what monsters have nightmares about.
- Alice: Humans, probably.”
Ben Barnes - Tom Ward
Alicia Vikander - Alice

“There's no such thing as monsters. You all know that, don't you? Monsters exist only in ourselves. They live in the darkest chambers of our hearts.”

Danny DeVito - John Leary

“- Itchy Itchiford: Boss, Carface has got thugs, and they've got muscles, and knives, and he's got a monster.
- Charlie B. Barkin: Monster?
- Itchy Itchiford: Boss, they feed it!
- Charlie B. Barkin: Monster?
- Itchy Itchiford: Yes that's what I said, monster!”
Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford
Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin

“- Newt: I'm writing a book about magical creatures.
- Tina: Like an extermination guide?
- Newt: No. A guide to help people understand why we should be protecting these creatures instead of killing them.”
Eddie Redmayne - Newt
Katherine Waterston - Tina

“Monsters belong in B movies.”
Jack Black - Carl Denham

“- Dr. John Lanyon: You told me you became that monster tonight not of your own accord. It will happen again.
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: It never will. I'm sure of it. I'll conquer it!
- Dr. John Lanyon: Too late. You cannot conquer it. It has conquered you!”

Holmes Herbert - Dr. John Lanyon
Fredric March - Dr. Henry Jekyll

“- Valerie Da Vinci: It's some kind of monster!
- Silas Ramsbottom: Wait, that's not a monster! That's a man wearing shoulder pads. There's only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite that dated...”

Jenny Slate - Valerie Da Vinci
Steve Coogan - Silas Ramsbottom

“- Abe Sapien: Behind this door, a dark entity. Evil, ancient and hungry.
- Hellboy: Oh, well. Let me go in and say hi.”

Doug Jones - Abe Sapien
Ronald Francis Perlman - Hellboy

“- Gnarlack: You're the guy with the case full of monsters, huh?
- Newt: News travels fast.”
Ronald Francis Perlman - Gnarlack
Eddie Redmayne - Newt

“People here used to live in fear, from everything. Then something strange happened: some of the monsters here started protecting them from the other monsters trying to kill them.”
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“It was the Witching Hour, when the Boogeyman comes out... when people go missing. The girls say the Witching Hour arrives at midnight. I think it comes at three in the morning, when I'm the only one awake. Like always. Like now.”
Ruby Barnhill - Sophie

“- Miss Peregrine: Claire, why aren’t you eating?
- Millard: She’s embarrassed in front of Jake.
- Jake: Don’t be, please.
[Claire takes the piece of chicken from her plate, puts her behind her where a large mouth on the back of her head bite into the chicken]”

Eva Green - Miss Peregrine
Cameron King - Millard
Asa Butterfield - Jake

“- Gavin: Hey, guys. What do you think?
- Bobby: A bear?
- Gavin: Have you ever seen a bear that big?”

Karl Urban - Gavin
Phil Grieve - Bobby

“- Erich Van Wyck: Is that it?
- Burt Gummer: Sure as hell ain't Mickey Mouse.”

Daniel Janks - Erich Van Wyck
Michael Gross - Burt Gummer

“- Gingerbread Man: You're a monster!
- Lord Farquaad: I'm not the monster here, you are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world.”
Conrad Vernon - Gingerbread Man
John Lithgow - Lord Farquaad

“We're Werewolves, not Swear-Wolves.”

Rhys Darby - Anton

“- Jody: So, a demon is the worse thing you can have?
- Priest: No, ma'am, an STD is the worse thing you can have.”
Ashley Tisdale - Jody
Katt Williams - Priest

“- Witness: And it was like a... Like a wind. Or like a... Like a ghost. But dark. And... I saw its eyes. Shining white eyes.
- Reporter: A dark wind... with eyes?
- Witness: It's like a dark mass. And it dove down there. Down underground.”
Tim Bentinck - Witness
Tristan Tait - Reporter

“- The Monster: What am I that you must destroy me?
- Buchanan: An abomination, in the eyes of God.
- The Monster: Then what are you?
- Buchanan: I am... Frankenstein!”
Nick Brimble - The Monster
Sir John Hurt - Buchanan

“You have created a monster, and it will destroy you!”

Edward Van Sloan - Doctor Waldman

“These are all strange new species. Look at this, the way these bones fit here, and the opposable thumb. It's almost as if he were a monster trying to be a human being.”

Samantha Mathis - Daisy

“- Jay: You're back.
- Kay: No.
- Jay: Then how did you know that his head would grow back?
- Kay: It grows back?”

Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“Your father and I used him three times in twenty years, only when things got totally fucked. Whenever we needed one of our own bumped off, we called this guy in. He had a thing for clipping wiseguys, but only one rule: no women, no kids. Believe me, kid, you don't want this guy unless you are one hundred percent sure you need him. He's a fucking...” (continue)(continue reading)

Carmen DiStefano - Augustus