Monster quotes

“- Karen B. Brennick: What are you?
- Prison Director Poe: I am enhanced.
- Karen B. Brennick: You're not human. You're...
- Prison Director Poe: A monster? A freak? The Mentel Corporation has transformed me into a more efficient human being.”
Loryn Locklin - Karen B. Brennick
Kurtwood Smith - Prison Director Poe

“We were just attacked by some huge creature and you're worried about blisters and dirt in your eyes?”
D.W. Reiser - Kit

“Up until today you believed there was a line between myth and reality. Maybe a very fine line sometimes but at least there was a line. Those things out there are real. If they're real, what else is real? You know what lives in the shadows now. You may never get another night's sleep as long as you live.”
Emma Cleasby - Megan

“- Dr. Hayashida: Godzilla is eating its supper.
- Hiroshi Okumura: What a monster!”
Yôsuke Natsuki - Dr. Hayashida
Shin Takuma - Hiroshi Okumura

“That was our first encounter with disco mutants. I was sure it wouldn't be our last.”
John Stockwell - Phillip Chandler

“If your air conditioner goes on the fritz or your washing machine blows up or your video recorder conks out; before you call the repairman turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, because you never can tell there just might be a gremlin in your house.”
Hoyt Axton - Randall Peltzer

“Here in Tokyo, time has been turned back two million years. This is my report as it happens. The prehistoric monster the Japanese call 'Godzilla' has just walked out of Tokyo Bay. He's as tall as a 30-story building.”
Raymond Burr - Steve Martin

“- Billy Peltzer: It's the creatures!
- Sheriff Frank: Ah, the creatures.
- Billy Peltzer: The creatures are making it look like an accident!”

Zach Galligan - Billy Peltzer
Scott Brady - Sheriff Frank

“- Ripley: There's a monster in your chest. These guys hijacked your ship, and they sold your cryo tube to this... human. And he put an alien inside of you. It's a really nasty one. And in a few hours it's gonna burst through your ribcage, and you're gonna die. Any questions?
- Purvis: Who are you?
- Ripley: I'm the monster's mother.”
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley
Leland Orser - Purvis

“- Marisa: Someone was in my room.
- Mason: Yeah mine too. I think we got elves.”
Elizabeth Peña - Marisa Esteval
Dennis Boutsikaris - Mason Baylor

“I'm a soldier, not a monster. Even though I sometimes work for monsters.”

Jeremy Irons - Simon Gruber

“Well, there's something you don't see every day.”

Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“- Garrett: What are you?
- Devon: Frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.”
Cary Elwes - Garrett
Eric Idle - Devon

“Here is a riddle to guess if you can, sing the bells of Notre Dame: What makes a monster and what makes a man? Whatever their pitch, you feel them bewitch you, the rich and the ritual knells of the bells of Notre Dame.”
Paul Kandel - Clopin

“You're a rebel, and see what it has done for you. You're in the power of this monster that you have created.”

Holmes Herbert - Dr. John Lanyon

“Whoa... what is this, trick or treat?”

Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont

“- Victoria: Is there anything these things won't eat?
- Denby: Yeah, anything faster than they are, I guess. And raisins. They don't eat raisins.”

Jill Hennessy - Victoria
Paul Gleeson - Denby

“- Nancy Thompson: What if they meet a monster in their dreams? Then what?
- Glen Lantz: They turn their back on it. Take away its energy and it disappears.
- Nancy Thompson: But what happens if they don't do that?
- Glen Lantz: Well, I guess those people don't wake up to tell what happens.”

Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson
Johnny Depp - Glen Lantz

“- Steve Martin: They believe their, uh... Godzilla, is responsible for all these ship disasters?
- Security Officer: They're certain of it.”
Raymond Burr - Steve Martin
Frank Iwanaga - Security Officer

“- Jack Merridew: What's this dumbshit I hear about a monster? We're gonna have to send you back to kindergarten!
- Larry: I'm serious.
- Jack Merridew: Ok what kind of monster? Did it have fur and poison fangs, or long slimy tentacles?
- Larry: It growled and it came out of me and its mouth, it was wet.
- Luke: Maybe it was a bear.
- Roger:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Furrh - Jack Merridew
Braden MacDonald - Larry
Judson McCune - Luke
Gary Rule - Roger

“It's a perfect night for mystery and horror. The air itself is filled with monsters.”
Elsa Lanchester - Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

“Godzilla... I was hoping I would never hear that name again.”
Keiju Kobayashi - Prime Minister Mitamura

“Jackie, my heart's beginning to beat with the monster's heart.”

Danny DeVito - John Leary

“Can we truly call this a monster club if we do not boast amongst our membership a single member of the human race?”
Vincent Price - Eramus

“After two months of working here, you'll start to feel like an old man. Guys like you won't last five minutes. Hey, there's this guy down the hall in the burn center I'd like you to see. After you see this guy, you'll never want to come back in here again. Man, this guy is so burned, he's cooked! A fucking Big Mac, overdone! You know what I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Mansoor Najee-ullah - Orderly